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The motivation was retribution from the outset; it had nothing to do with providing a public service. My view only of course.


Under what circumstances would you consider posting a negative review?


Fair enough. The problem I see with negative hunt reports done in the context of how they are done on AR is that I think they tend to be given disproportionate weight in many instances. On AR someone can have a ten year history of positive hunt reports, someone comes along with a negative report and all of sudden the outfitter is a reprehensible clod that should be avoided like the plague. As someone else pointed out, the whole "hero to zero" phenomenon. To me it is significant to understand that we are talking about people's careers, their businesses, how they provide for their families, etc. so a negative hunt report is not something I personally would do out of spite because I had a bad experience. Face it anyone in business long enough is going to have a situation where the wheels fall off and for whatever reason the customer walks away unhappy. I am not inclined to take the view that "one oh shit wipes out a history of attaboys". Besides, if there is an issue I am going to address the issue directly with the outfitter and move on.

I have much less of an issue with feedback systems frankly like those used by on-line retailers like EBay and Amazon (even some blog sites have vehicles for leaving feedback where positive and negative feedback is captured and cataloged so that at a glance you can see whether a negative experience is an exception or the rule). There I can see the positive and negative feedback all presented together. I can see who is providing the feedback in terms of their experience as an on-line buyer. I can see if the feedback has trended one way or the other over time. It gives me a much more balanced view of what the provider is really like. On AR the reports may be there but how many people actually take the time when they read a negative hunt report to go back and search for and read the positive hunt reports to get a more balanced picture? So we end up with a system like the one we have . . . every outfitter is largely only as good as their last hunt report irrespective of prior positive reports and who is making the negative report. As a consequence I think the implications of a negative report are disproportionately harsh and I am disinclined to make one.



So, Mike, you say you are "disinclined to make one." Does that mean there are no circumstances under which you would post a negative report? And if not, under what circumstances would you post one?


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. . . weak ethical behavior . . . what is your definition of that phrase and is it something that just applies to agents and outfitters or can the phrase apply to clients and hunters too?


Applies to ph outfitters clients hunters and ar members.

I could say go read Rawls or Nozick or Sen for different views of ethics - but given I had to call you Chickenshit on another thread yesterday for not having the balls to directly say things you were implying about me - I will skip the ethical discussions with you.

Mike


Mike,

I assure you that in any measure of a man, Mr. Jines is no "chickenshit". I would seek other words to describe him.

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So, Mike, you say you are "disinclined to make one." Does that mean there are no circumstances under which you would post a negative report? And if not, under what circumstances would you post one?



As I told Larry we can play the hypothetical game forever. If the circumstances ever exist under which I feel compelled and justified in posting one, I guess one will show up.


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To a certain degree activity by AR members resulted in Tom Shankster and Larry Kolneck being denied income, clients, Christmas bonuses, vacations, blaser rifles and so on. such is life.

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I think the inclusion of Blaser Rifles ( barf ) in that string is possibly a mixing of metaphors.


Larry Kolek was a blaser man whose weak ethical behavior got him banned on a blaser forum.

Mike


Finally, now I know why Biebs hunted there. Big Grin


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. . . weak ethical behavior . . . what is your definition of that phrase and is it something that just applies to agents and outfitters or can the phrase apply to clients and hunters too?


Applies to ph outfitters clients hunters and ar members.

I could say go read Rawls or Nozick or Sen for different views of ethics - but given I had to call you Chickenshit on another thread yesterday for not having the balls to directly say things you were implying about me - I will skip the ethical discussions with you.

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Mike,

I assure you that in any measure of a man, Mr. Jines is no "chickenshit". I would seek other words to describe him.

Jeff


Jeff


Read this thread

http://forums.accuratereloadin...588/m/5741083822/p/1

I am accused of stuff by innuendo and just chickenshit comments with no guts or balls to say things directly. Hell I don't even know what I am accused off. That is pathetic behavior to accused someone of something and not have the balls to directly say what it is.

So the chickenshit title stays atleast for his behavior on ar.

I have meet him once at dsc and he was perfect gentleman. I hunted in TX with Tyler and he said good things about Mike Jines. Maybe the internet makes his alter ego of chickenshit come out. But I don't take kindly to being accused of stuff without even being told what it is.

I have got in heated bash ups with 505gibbs/Brad we meet at dsc and hsc and have a blast.

The Arpf deplorables (lane, jtex, Hyem/Pete) we argue and meet up at dsc and have a blast.

I have to check my notes but I think Mike Jines might be the first AR person I ever meet - 9
Years before I joined AR or hunted Africa. I think I meet him at W Hotel in Union Sqaure NYC in Fall 2001 when Reliant had done an acquisition and had investor presentation.

But I have a basic rule - if you going to accuse someone of something have the balls to do it directly.

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I have lurked around on a few other hunting sites but I always come back to AR. The primary reason is the hunt reports, both good and bad.
Not earning my primary income in hard currency like USD or Euro, a safari is an incredibly expensive luxury. I cannot afford to have an experience similar to the OP where what was agreed and paid for does not come to pass. Even if a negative report is posted in anger, it is usually moderated by the response of the outfitter/service provider or AR members themselves. We are all adults and can evaluate and form an opinion without being told what to think.

In the current case, I am grateful to the OP for his post. It has caused me to think about how I would approach a similar situation, what could be done to avoid it and what reparations would I expect if it happened.



For the record I have hunted with both Martin Pieters Safaris and Charlton McCallum Safaris.

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. . . weak ethical behavior . . . what is your definition of that phrase and is it something that just applies to agents and outfitters or can the phrase apply to clients and hunters too?


Applies to ph outfitters clients hunters and ar members.

I could say go read Rawls or Nozick or Sen for different views of ethics - but given I had to call you Chickenshit on another thread yesterday for not having the balls to directly say things you were implying about me - I will skip the ethical discussions with you.

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Mike,

I assure you that in any measure of a man, Mr. Jines is no "chickenshit". I would seek other words to describe him.

Jeff


Jeff


Read this thread

http://forums.accuratereloadin...588/m/5741083822/p/1

I am accused of stuff by innuendo and just chickenshit comments with no guts or balls to say things directly. Hell I don't even know what I am accused off. That is pathetic behavior to accused someone of something and not have the balls to directly say what it is.

So the chickenshit title stays atleast for his behavior on ar.

I have meet him once at dsc and he was perfect gentleman. I hunted in TX with Tyler and he said good things about Mike Jines. Maybe the internet makes his alter ego of chickenshit come out. But I don't take kindly to being accused of stuff without even being told what it is.

I have got in heated bash ups with 505gibbs/Brad we meet at dsc and hsc and have a blast.

The Arpf deplorables (lane, jtex, Hyem/Pete) we argue and meet up at dsc and have a blast.

I have to check my notes but I think Mike Jines might be the first AR person I ever meet - 9
Years before I joined AR or hunted Africa. I think I meet him at W Hotel in Union Sqaure NYC in Fall 2001 when Reliant had done an acquisition and had investor presentation.

But I have a basic rule - if you going to accuse someone of something have the balls to do it directly.

Mike


Any long term AR guy knows certain people have certain convictions that are not easily changed (nor should they be). Don't take it personally; Mike has his views on tipping that are not terribly different than mine. But I totally disagree with him on the MP post - I don't care what the motivations are. Even thought Mike J is dead wrong (IMO) on the issue, I am sure he will sleep well tonight, as will the rest of us.


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I will respond later when I get out of my therapy session after being labeled a "chickenshit". Wink


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I will respond later when I complete my therapy session after being labeled a "chickenshit". Wink

I agree with whoever called you chickenshit.Sometimes it takes more courage to stop sucking up to the whole world than to hunt an animal up close with a rifle.
 
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George, I am devastated, I live for little else other than your admiration and respect. Roll Eyes


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George, I am devastated, I live for little else other than your admiration and respect. Roll Eyes

Yes I agree. Big Grin
 
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. . . weak ethical behavior . . . what is your definition of that phrase and is it something that just applies to agents and outfitters or can the phrase apply to clients and hunters too?


Applies to ph outfitters clients hunters and ar members.

I could say go read Rawls or Nozick or Sen for different views of ethics - but given I had to call you Chickenshit on another thread yesterday for not having the balls to directly say things you were implying about me - I will skip the ethical discussions with you.

Mike


Mike,

I assure you that in any measure of a man, Mr. Jines is no "chickenshit". I would seek other words to describe him.

Jeff


Jeff


Read this thread

http://forums.accuratereloadin...588/m/5741083822/p/1

I am accused of stuff by innuendo and just chickenshit comments with no guts or balls to say things directly. Hell I don't even know what I am accused off. That is pathetic behavior to accused someone of something and not have the balls to directly say what it is.

So the chickenshit title stays atleast for his behavior on ar.

I have meet him once at dsc and he was perfect gentleman. I hunted in TX with Tyler and he said good things about Mike Jines. Maybe the internet makes his alter ego of chickenshit come out. But I don't take kindly to being accused of stuff without even being told what it is.

I have got in heated bash ups with 505gibbs/Brad we meet at dsc and hsc and have a blast.

The Arpf deplorables (lane, jtex, Hyem/Pete) we argue and meet up at dsc and have a blast.

I have to check my notes but I think Mike Jines might be the first AR person I ever meet - 9
Years before I joined AR or hunted Africa. I think I meet him at W Hotel in Union Sqaure NYC in Fall 2001 when Reliant had done an acquisition and had investor presentation.

But I have a basic rule - if you going to accuse someone of something have the balls to do it directly.

Mike


Any long term AR guy knows certain people have certain convictions that are not easily changed (nor should they be). Don't take it personally; Mike has his views on tipping that are not terribly different than mine. But I totally disagree with him on the MP post - I don't care what the motivations are. Even thought Mike J is dead wrong (IMO) on the issue, I am sure he will sleep well tonight, as will the rest of us.


+1 That actually sums things up for me too.


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As Ivy Baker Priest said, "I may be wrong, but never in doubt."


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My thoughts on the "should one negative review wipe out years of good reviews"

if I use the search feature and get good reports from a certain time period, but the most recent reports have been mixed reviews then I can make my judgement that maybe the business is slipping,

at the same time if the reports from 3 years ago are mixed reviews but the last 3 years have been top notch should I let the old bad reports overshadow the recent good reports?


i think any safari good or bad has a place here so the rest can use it as a reference before potentially booking a safari whether it be 10K or 100K
 
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As Ivy Baker Priest said, "I may be wrong, but never in doubt."


And you always have me watching your 6...

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As Ivy Baker Priest said, "I may be wrong, but never in doubt."


And you always have me watching your 6...

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. . . for which I am sincerely thankful and humbled. tu2


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Some outfitters might be victims of their own success.I am not speaking about anyone in particular but this could happen.
 
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If there were a village, completely comprised of village idiots, George would be that village's idiot. Roll Eyes

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I'm sorry if it offends but that comment is a cracker!
 
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I have actually wasted time reading all twelve pages of this thread.

Good Grief! Paying all $90,000 up front? And if a PH for a dangerous game hunt asked ME to bring a rifle for him, I'd RUN LIKE HELL from that situation.

Glad I book my hunts through Atcheson's. If something bad happens, the Uniform Commercial Code of the United States applies. Same if I were to try to stiff him. Trophy fees are settled up after the hunt. Never had a problem, by the way.

I feel sorry for the OP and suspect it was not his fault but frankly, it would have been better if he were a bit less naive.


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If there were a village, completely comprised of village idiots, George would be that village's idiot. Roll Eyes

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I'm sorry if it offends but that comment is a cracker!

+1 half his comments( like the one just above) make no sense at all in relation to the topic at hand. He is simply lost in the dark-clueless.


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I disagree with Mjines concerning this issue. I hope I have disagreeed with him intelligently and respectfully on the issue.

He has provided answers to my double rifle reloading questions. He has been very generous to me in person.

I have not read anything that warnts him being cussed. If fact, my standing rule is I do not hurl profanities directed at individual humans. I will not take none.

There is a difference in cussing and cussing someone. I would suggest he is due an apology.
 
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There is a difference in cussing and cussing someone. I would suggest he is due an apology.


I agree!!!
 
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Glad to see AR is still it's normal, abnormal self. My condolences to the brothers who received a good ol boy screwing.
 
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I disagree with Mjines concerning this issue. I hope I have disagreeed with him intelligently and respectfully on the issue.

He has provided answers to my double rifle reloading questions. He has been very generous to me in person.

I have not read anything that warnts him being cussed. If fact, my standing rule is I do not hurl profanities directed at individual humans. I will not take none.

There is a difference in cussing and cussing someone. I would suggest he is due an apology.


Funny how two men who would probably defend each other within the confines of an African thicket cannot get their shit together on the Internet?


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Funny how two men who would probably defend each other within the confines of an African thicket cannot get their shit together on the Internet?


One's probably a Republican & the other a Democrat Big Grin
 
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One's probably a Republican & the other a Democrat Big Grin


One is a normal human being, and the other is a lawyer sofa


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One's probably a Republican & the other a Democrat Big Grin


One is a normal human being, and the other is a lawyer sofa


That nailed it!!!!! tu2 tu2 Big Grin


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It was Charles Dickens that wrote, ". . . if there were no bad clients, there would be no good lawyers." Wink


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For some reason the word "oxymoron" popped into my head. Wink


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It was Charles Dickens that wrote, ". . . if there were no bad clients, there would be no good lawyers." Wink


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"“It is a pleasant world we live in, sir, a very pleasant world. There are bad people in it, Mr. Richard, but if there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.


― Charles Dickens, The Old Curiosity Shop


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. . . clearly a reference to clients. Wink


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A man is flying in a hot air balloon when he realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man in a field below. He lowers the balloon toward the man and shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I am late to meet a friend, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man below says, “I’m happy to help. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude.”

After a brief pause, the balloonist declares: “You must be a lawyer.”

“I am” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me I am sure is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.”

The man below responds, “Indeed. And you … You must be a client.”

“Why, yes, I am,” replies the balloonist, “how in the world did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.”


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It was Charles Dickens that wrote, ". . . if there were no bad clients, there would be no good lawyers." Wink


The actual quote is:

"“It is a pleasant world we live in, sir, a very pleasant world. There are bad people in it, Mr. Richard, but if there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.


― Charles Dickens, The Old Curiosity Shop


"Alternative Facts" Big Grin

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A man is flying in a hot air balloon when he realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man in a field below. He lowers the balloon toward the man and shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I am late to meet a friend, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man below says, “I’m happy to help. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude.”

After a brief pause, the balloonist declares: “You must be a lawyer.”

“I am” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me I am sure is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.”

The man below responds, “Indeed. And you … You must be a client.”

“Why, yes, I am,” replies the balloonist, “how in the world did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.”

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A man is flying in a hot air balloon when he realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man in a field below. He lowers the balloon toward the man and shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I am late to meet a friend, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man below says, “I’m happy to help. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude.”

After a brief pause, the balloonist declares: “You must be a lawyer.”

“I am” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me I am sure is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.”

The man below responds, “Indeed. And you … You must be a client.”

“Why, yes, I am,” replies the balloonist, “how in the world did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.”



He forgot to ask the Client for his address so he can send him the Bill.
 
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. . . clearly a reference to clients. Wink


Indeed. Smiler

I was going to post my two cents on this topic earlier Mike but could see it was traveling the usual path that these sorts of threads seem to follow...............

In the larger context it seems to be the way on social media as a whole.


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I'm disappointed that this thread has strayed from the original topic as there seems to be many more questions than answers provided.

It does, after all, involve a substantial amount of money and includes allegations of some pretty below standard business practice, and/or client behavior.

Now, under the cover of "it's in the lawyers hands, so I can't talk about it" this thread will be allowed to die a slow and quiet death, reverting back some pages to be eventually filed away with the rest of the "unmentionables".

I have no dog in this fight other than;
# if the client was misrepresented with what was to be provided on the hunt, in a said area, regarding trophies etc then I at least would like to know that this particular outfitter is want to such behavior, or
# that this particular client has manufactured some/all of the facts surrounding the grievance and is simply out to discredit and ruin the outfitters reputation and therefore the outfitter is a legitimate and honorable service provider.
 
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Both client and outfitter had their chance of saying they wish, and if they wish to add anything no one is stopping them.


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A man is flying in a hot air balloon when he realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man in a field below. He lowers the balloon toward the man and shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I am late to meet a friend, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man below says, “I’m happy to help. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude.”

After a brief pause, the balloonist declares: “You must be a lawyer.”

“I am” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me I am sure is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.”

The man below responds, “Indeed. And you … You must be a client.”

“Why, yes, I am,” replies the balloonist, “how in the world did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.”
 
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