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A guy at work was talking with a friend of his. The friends daughter got preganant. When he asked her who the father is, she replied:
To me it sounded funny as hell! But imagine the poor bastard! | ||
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the only thing to say is adoption...not a fit mother 577 BME 3"500 KILL ALL 358 GREMLIN 404-375 *we band of 45-70ers* (Founder) Single Shot Shooters Society S.S.S.S. (Founder) | |||
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Ouch....! "Hunt smart, know your target and beyond" | |||
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dont be so 1940's boom. women cant "sow thier oats"? its not like they can wear that thing out...  | |||
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This one sounds like she will spread a lot of disease and misery. Steve "He wins the most, who honour saves. Success is not the test." Ryan "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." Stalin Tanzania 06 Argentina08 Argentina Australia06 Argentina 07 Namibia Arnhemland10 Belize2011 Moz04 Moz 09 | |||
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personaly i like a new car but if i cant have that i will take one tith low miles and less problems 577 BME 3"500 KILL ALL 358 GREMLIN 404-375 *we band of 45-70ers* (Founder) Single Shot Shooters Society S.S.S.S. (Founder) | |||
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i prefer one that runs good and that someone else has paid the depreciation on. | |||
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Sure women can sow their oats. In so long as they don't spend my tax dollars to pay for the consequences, I'm all for it. The problem though is that too many slutty women have sown their oats too many times and made too many little snotty-nosed children that are a drain on the tax base. It ain't right and sure as hell ain't far. I've never sired any children; why do I have to pay for someone elses' bastard kids? Jason "Chance favors the prepared mind." | |||
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Why doesn't she have the same right to "sexual preferance that the queers do?? Her sexual preference is to fuck anything that walks. NRA LIFE MEMBER You can trust the government. Look how well they took care of the American Indian... | |||
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I never said she can't fuck anything that walks. I said I don't want my money spent to take care of her when she comes up pregnant because she was out fucking around. Its not my fault she got pregnant. Why should it cost me money?? Jason "Chance favors the prepared mind." | |||
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Liberal democrats. ****************************************************************** SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM *********** | |||
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I agree with you. What "they" will say is the offspring is innocent of any wrongdoing so the system should pay for it. | |||
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If she'd been eatin the beans there would be no problem.  "When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all." Theodore Roosevelt | |||
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 Ken.... "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn't so. " - Ronald Reagan | |||
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The answer is easy. Just stare the little bitch in the face and tell her she is a slut just like her fucking mother. NRA LIFE MEMBER You can trust the government. Look how well they took care of the American Indian... | |||
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That would proberly be disrespecting her mother! Tell her that you want the names of the last dozen guys that she has been with and that you are going to round them up with a shotgun! See how she reacts to that! So I can't spell, so what!!! Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Those who beat their swords into ploughshares, will plough for those who don't! | |||
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It's a freakin' JOKE -- and an old one at that. Scares me that they let some of you in here own guns and vote. | |||
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yes i have heard the joke before but it is a real life situation more often that the world would like. good day to you sir  577 BME 3"500 KILL ALL 358 GREMLIN 404-375 *we band of 45-70ers* (Founder) Single Shot Shooters Society S.S.S.S. (Founder) | |||
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"That the world would like." There's a comma between independent clauses, and your shift key is broken . . . ??? I rest my case. | |||
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