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WTF, how would a father answer this?!?
05 June 2007, 03:13
.366torqueWTF, how would a father answer this?!?
A guy at work was talking with a friend of his. The friends daughter got preganant. When he asked her who the father is, she replied:
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Well dad when you eat a can of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?
To me it sounded funny as hell! But imagine the poor bastard!
05 June 2007, 03:31
boom stickthe only thing to say is adoption...not a fit mother
05 June 2007, 22:10
Unit5AOuch....!
"Hunt smart, know your target and beyond"
07 June 2007, 16:14
KSTEPHENSquote:
Originally posted by boom stick:
the only thing to say is adoption...not a fit mother
dont be so 1940's boom.
women cant "sow thier oats"?
its not like they can wear that thing out...
07 June 2007, 16:54
SGraves155This one sounds like she will spread a lot of disease and misery.
07 June 2007, 20:00
boom stickquote:
Originally posted by KSTEPHENS:
quote:
Originally posted by boom stick:
the only thing to say is adoption...not a fit mother
dont be so 1940's boom.
women cant "sow thier oats"?
its not like they can wear that thing out...
personaly i like a new car but if i cant have that i will take one tith low miles and less problems
08 June 2007, 16:57
KSTEPHENSquote:
Originally posted by boom stick:
personaly i like a new car but if i cant have that i will take one tith low miles and less problems
i prefer one that runs good and that someone else has paid the depreciation on.
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Originally posted by KSTEPHENS:
quote:
Originally posted by boom stick:
the only thing to say is adoption...not a fit mother
dont be so 1940's boom.
women cant "sow thier oats"?
its not like they can wear that thing out...
Sure women can sow their oats. In so long as they don't spend my tax dollars to pay for the consequences, I'm all for it. The problem though is that too many slutty women have sown their oats too many times and made too many little snotty-nosed children that are a drain on the tax base. It ain't right and sure as hell ain't far. I've never sired any children; why do I have to pay for someone elses' bastard kids?
Jason
"Chance favors the prepared mind."
17 July 2007, 10:37
flutedchamberquote:
Originally posted by Tex21:
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Originally posted by KSTEPHENS:
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Originally posted by boom stick:
the only thing to say is adoption...not a fit mother
dont be so 1940's boom.
women cant "sow thier oats"?
its not like they can wear that thing out...
Sure women can sow their oats. In so long as they don't spend my tax dollars to pay for the consequences, I'm all for it. The problem though is that too many slutty women have sown their oats too many times and made too many little snotty-nosed children that are a drain on the tax base. It ain't right and sure as hell ain't far. I've never sired any children; why do I have to pay for someone elses' bastard kids?
Why doesn't she have the same right to "sexual preferance that the queers do?? Her sexual preference is to fuck anything that walks.
NRA LIFE MEMBER
You can trust the government. Look how well they took care of the American Indian...
I never said she can't fuck anything that walks.
I said I don't want my money spent to take care of her when she comes up pregnant because she was out fucking around. Its not my fault she got pregnant. Why should it cost me money??
Jason
"Chance favors the prepared mind."
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Originally posted by Tex21:
Why should it cost me money??
Liberal democrats.
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07 August 2007, 07:35
Max503quote:
Originally posted by Tex21:
I never said she can't fuck anything that walks.
I said I don't want my money spent to take care of her when she comes up pregnant because she was out fucking around. Its not my fault she got pregnant. Why should it cost me money??
I agree with you.
What "they" will say is the offspring is innocent of any wrongdoing so the system should pay for it.
07 August 2007, 12:29
billinthewildIf she'd been eatin the beans there would be no problem.
"When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all."
Theodore Roosevelt
07 August 2007, 19:37
Heatquote:
Originally posted by billinthewild:
If she'd been eatin the beans there would be no problem.
Ken....
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn't so. " - Ronald Reagan
26 August 2007, 09:50
flutedchamberThe answer is easy. Just stare the little bitch in the face and tell her she is a slut just like her fucking mother.
NRA LIFE MEMBER
You can trust the government. Look how well they took care of the American Indian...
28 August 2007, 02:45
Gibbs505quote:
Originally posted by flutedchamber:
The answer is easy. Just stare the little bitch in the face and tell her she is a slut just like her fucking mother.
That would proberly be disrespecting her mother!
Tell her that you want the names of the last dozen guys that she has been with and that you are going to round them up with a shotgun!
See how she reacts to that!
So I can't spell, so what!!!
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Those who beat their swords into ploughshares, will plough for those who don't!
28 August 2007, 08:33
45-70 Govt.It's a freakin' JOKE -- and an old one at that. Scares me that they let some of you in here own guns and vote.
28 August 2007, 20:34
boom stickyes i have heard the joke before but it is a real life situation more often that the world would like. good day to you sir
28 August 2007, 21:38
45-70 Govt.quote:
Originally posted by boom stick:
yes i have heard the joke before but it is a real life situation more often that the world would like. good day to you sir
"That the world would like." There's a comma between independent clauses, and your shift key is broken . . . ???
I rest my case.