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Originally posted by Antelope Sniper:
Having lived in Japan Many years ago, I can give you an outline of what it was like in 1992.

First you must get a "Blue Book". This certified you to own shotguns, and is the registration document. The application is filled out in Japanese. If I remember correctly, the Japanese officials would help you with this. If you were in an area of any size someone in the police department would speak English and help you with the application. You must take a "handling test" The handling test consists of hitting 10 out of 25 clay targets on an international Skeet course. If you drop a cartrige on the range, you automatically fail the test, and must wait, it was either 3 or 6 months to apply again. Now remember in Japan only a blue book holder is allowed to handle a shotgun. With these rediculious requirmemts, as you can imagine, there were more american bluebook holders the Japanese holders in our area....

You are limited to owning 16 shotguns, and they must be stored in an approved locking safe. The receiver is the numbered part, so you have have a full set of barrels for each receiver. If you have a blue book, the police can enter your home at ANY time, no prior notice, no warrent, to check that the shotguns are properly stored. All shotguns must be plugged and have a maximum of three rounds regardless of what you are hunting. If you wish to get a rifle, you must hunt for 10 CONSECUTIVE years without incident to get your rifle license. There are no magazine limits on rifles.

On the plus side, they actually paid a bounty on doves during the rice planting season. This was usually enought to pay for your shells.

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Originally posted by Antelope Sniper:
Having lived in Japan Many years ago, I can give you an outline of what it was like in 1992.

First you must get a "Blue Book". This certified you to own shotguns, and is the registration document. The application is filled out in Japanese. If I remember correctly, the Japanese officials would help you with this. If you were in an area of any size someone in the police department would speak English and help you with the application. You must take a "handling test" The handling test consists of hitting 10 out of 25 clay targets on an international Skeet course. If you drop a cartrige on the range, you automatically fail the test, and must wait, it was either 3 or 6 months to apply again. Now remember in Japan only a blue book holder is allowed to handle a shotgun. With these rediculious requirmemts, as you can imagine, there were more american bluebook holders the Japanese holders in our area....

You are limited to owning 16 shotguns, and they must be stored in an approved locking safe. The receiver is the numbered part, so you have have a full set of barrels for each receiver. If you have a blue book, the police can enter your home at ANY time, no prior notice, no warrent, to check that the shotguns are properly stored. All shotguns must be plugged and have a maximum of three rounds regardless of what you are hunting. If you wish to get a rifle, you must hunt for 10 CONSECUTIVE years without incident to get your rifle license. There are no magazine limits on rifles.

On the plus side, they actually paid a bounty on doves during the rice planting season. This was usually enought to pay for your shells.

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Originally posted by Hokkaido: A short little fagot like yourself couldn't bitch slap a Shetland pony, much less me. And by the way, you sure are one ugly mothofucker! Nice background on the pic though...

You ever heard of Jenny Craig lard ass??? Wait a minute...holy shit... It's rosie o'donnel's long lost brother!! Nah I'm just shitting you! You look like her butch girlfriend.. Nice man
tities you fucking waste of donut batter.

Just keep mortgaging your double-wide to pay those guides in Africa.. They'll get on their hands and knees to blow your sawed-off ass anytime. I can imagine slapping you on the check... and watching the reverberations just go and go and go...Whaapp!!!!!!!

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After reading a few of your responses.. It seems this is a respected and thrilling way to hunt.. Since I didn't know any better I'm glad I asked. Thanks for straightening me out.

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I'll be back soon to smash the fuck out of you.....keep spewing your bullshit bitch........ while I sincerely wish you were here.

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Originally posted by Hokkaido:

Don't worry Andy, it's not your fault. People from the northeast just inherently don't like me. Not that I give a shit

....Mac >>>===(x)===> MacD37, ...and DUGABOY1
DRSS Charter member
"If I die today, I've had a life well spent, for I've been to see the Elephant, and smelled the smoke of Africa!"~ME 1982

Hands of Old Elmer Keith

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Originally posted by Hokkaido:
BY SARG
[QUOTE] ]Well some of that was funny , some just rude , who picks on some ones parents in written form , now in person you could say some of this shit , but I doubt you would get to finish the sentence !!
I've been a bit busy today Fat Albert. You see, I had a baseball game at 8am, and since we lost I was home at 11am, then I decided to split some wood. I ended up with about a cord. Not bad for a guy with a broken collarbone. I try to do some physical things, no use in getting fat and useless like yourself. I hope the donuts you had today went down well.
[/QUOTE



I would like to say thanks to Sarg for showing up, he has told no lies. I can imagine a fellow like 505 gibberish would be spitting teeth out long before any disrespectful sentence could ever exit the fat fucker's mouth, standing in front of me that is. You could imagine him wondering what the fuck happened when all the sudden shit just stopped making sense and with blood rolling from the nose, I disappear, only to be behind him, elbow pointing at his sternum, choking the shit out of em. I reach over with my right hand and grab his left shoulder, my left hand on his puffy cheek, swimming through the man titties, fingers latched behind that useless jawbone, and with a sudden twist, gibberish is reincarnated as a gnat on pigshit....no real difference as to his current life, though he fails to comprehend...



At this point I looked up the word "bukake" as lard ass has continuously used it, I figured it must be funny in one way or another. Wrong.

In fact it means "the act of cuming on another's face" in Japanese slang, and is not a noun as mr super cheeks used it.

Holy shit Mr man titties!!! Where did you learn such excellent Japanese???? I suppose you were hoping I would be impressed?? Rather not you fucking puke! It is obvious you spend much, much time stroking to internet porn......I pity the fool who shakes your hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then again, as ugly and bald as you are, loneliness must weigh heavily.. no pity here though.

By Hokkaido

After reading a few of your responses.. It seems this is a respected and thrilling way to hunt.. Since I didn't know any better I'm glad I asked. Thanks. Hokkaido

Such is what I posted on the African link, and it is called being a man, 505gibberish has nowhere near the balls to write similarly simple sentences, EVER, IN ANY FASHOIN. Small dogs bark, but lard ass immobile cunts like yourself get struck down and when you try to get up a swift left keeps you there.. still try to bitch and thunder rains on you from the right. Back to being a gnat on pigshit.


By gibberish
Posted 04 July 2010 09:35 Hide Post
why? you looking for another boyfriend? You and Eric seem to be enamoured with the male body. Whats up with that gryphone? Your bitch Eric has become suprisingly silent


Nah... I think the fact that someone as EXTREMELY UGLY as you, and no matter how anyone spins it, 505 gibberish is INARGUABLY AN UGLY, FAT, NASTY, POS. I think the fact that you would be stupid enough to put your RIDICULOUS face on the net.......well... Does it get any dumber?? I looked up dasai in the Japanese dictionary.... it had a pic of your overweight mug.. not surprising really. We are "EMAMOURED" with your stupidity, simply put. Quit being pretentious! Could you honestly think that anyone, in any country, at any time in civilization would be enamored with any physical quality of yours???? Holy fucking hell you are stupid!!!!!! You give fat people a bad rep dickhead!!



Also lard ass, thanks for bringing that picture of mine to front. The guy with his ass to you (obviously why you choose it) has been in the top three of kyokushin karate on this island for years and would dispatch your nastiness swiftly. And his father in the background, at the ripe age of 78, might actually have a chance of winning your wrist and pinning you in arm wrestling, just need to run you out of steam.....10 sec or so would do fine.

I might add, both are millionaire farmers. Their guest houses are nicer than the shit in your trailer park. And the heater works to beat hell, which can be confirmed. lol
But just keep fucking with me.. you'll get one over sooner or later.



By gryphon1
After seeing the donut queens pic I can now see why he doesnt do much hunting on foot.



Five steps and lard ass is out of breath... PH keeps thinking about the money...


By Sarg
new member

Posted 04 July 2010 01:53 Hide Post
We have good Taste ?
And you Obviously like things that taste good !



Can the internet not be any funnier????? LOL!

Sarg, It is very unfortunate things have gone this way.. but it is AR... much more cannot be expected as the know-everything Americans and their money reign supreme. I know little of Africa, but if it were not for lard asses like 505gibberish... well you know what I am saying....


Also, there is a reason no one comes to help Mr.donut batter titties......which reminds me...Hey gibberish.. have you ever hunted turkey? of course you have!! Had to pay no doubt, but that aside... have you noticed the breasts on your harvested turkey remind you of your own? Fat and wobblely... more or less just completley wrong? You define the word nasty!! Keep picking the lice bitch.



I thought I was immature!!!..This puke is making me look like Einstein!!!!! His only "friends" are the people he has paid in the past. You gotta do what you can do right lard ass? Anyway, nascar will be starting soon and lard will be on the tube watching.... we all know who you root for!

Sarg,
While in NZ I promise the utmost behavior.. no DDTs or neck twistings. Your kind hospitality is a huge, huge favor and the red stags run freely in my dreams..

For those of you you don't know... and that makes about all of you, except one perhaps, it is best not to flip Sarg off while he passes you on the highway. Sarg is a not a hunter, he's a legend, and all bullshit aside, the tough fellows in Alaska bow out when he strolls through the bars.... and I am not joking.


Sarg is also more intelligent than myself in showing restraint when dealing with fat fucks as 505gibberish, till he shows up on their door to beat the piss out of them.
I could learn many things....

By gibberish

Well Eric, I'm not there, and I'm not coming. But I tell you what, next time your in Huron, or anywhere in SD for that matter, you send me a pm and I'll give you your chance to "smash the fuck" out of me. I promise this won't go down like you think son. You see, you don't know who I am but I know who you are and have for years. You better pack a lunch boy, your going to need it. Wink

Posts: 1630 | Registered: 30 July 2007


Good thing you're not coming as I heard lard asses like yourself will be paying for two seats now... shoulda been that way a long time ago you stinky fucks. Huron, well, that's right, I played ball there and ended up with a free ride to a decent four year school..Not very hard to look up on the net there sherlock fucking holmes....wait a minute.. are you threatening me???? Are you a lard asss stalker??? Are you planning on stealing my lunch - you glutenous bastard!!!???????????

Well, in the interest of public saftey, pricks like you shouldn't have guns.....rather than post personal info here (which I consider threatening) I'll proceed through proper channels.... Like they say, it's all fun and games till a lard ass gets his feelings hurt...You need to study the rule book as you have just received a red card. Life would be nice if you closed that pie hole...but we all know you possess no such will power, and will be back shortly, spewing, as your life revolves around your "online image" since the real one has failed you..

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Originally posted by Hokkaido:
10. Ultimately, I shoot more deer in a year than most will in a lifetime, take the top ten spots in SCI, and finally understand why people hate Americans.

....Mac >>>===(x)===> MacD37, ...and DUGABOY1
DRSS Charter member
"If I die today, I've had a life well spent, for I've been to see the Elephant, and smelled the smoke of Africa!"~ME 1982

Hands of Old Elmer Keith

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I'm 73 yrs old, and have been shooting deer since my first one at the age of six years! Of course this was not trophy hunting but meat hunting. Just during the five years of WWII I personally fed four families, totally, and a few others occasionally, on mostly deer meat because of meat rationing for the war effort.

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I have only one beef and thats this current "if you havent BEEN to Africa you have no right to speak about it"