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"I DON'T LEND MONEY BECAUSE IT CAUSES AMNESIA" "OKAY I'M FAT BUT YOU'RE UGLY AND I CAN DIET" _______________________ | |||
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You've seen the ribbons that say "God bless our troops", etc.............yesterday I was behind a pick-up with a pink ribbon that said "Save the Ta Ta's" Shovel ready..... but hangin' on | |||
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"Jesus Saves...Gretzky steals, he shoots, he scores!" 577NitroExpress Double Rifle Shooters Society Francotte .470 Nitro Express  If stupidity hurt, a lot of people would be walking around screaming... | |||
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Yesterday, saw Oklahoma Lic Tag: UIDIOT Steve "He wins the most, who honour saves. Success is not the test." Ryan "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." Stalin Tanzania 06 Argentina08 Argentina Australia06 Argentina 07 Namibia Arnhemland10 Belize2011 Moz04 Moz 09 | |||
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My favorite bumper sticker; "Life ain't easy when your fat and greasy"\ Second; "Mary Poppins is a Junky" A friend in California saw two bumper stickers in Wyoming that he thought were good. One said, "Eat Wyoming Lamb, 50 million coyotes can't be wrong". The other said, "Cowboys make better lovers". He was going to cut and paste them to read, "Cowboys make better lovers, 50 million coyotes can't be wrong". "I ask, sir, what is the Militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave them" - George Mason, co-author of the Second Amendment during the Virginia convention to ratify the Constitution | |||
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Picture of a VietNam service ribbon. On it a picture of a M14 rifle. Under that:"In 1969, this was the only Woodstock I remember". | |||
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"Bad cop, no doughnut" "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading". | |||
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Welcome to Montana- now go home! | |||
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License plate: HIOFICR | |||
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I made 25 of these myself for grins. FRONT bumper usage only.  | |||
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Driver carries no cash. He's married. | |||
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 577NitroExpress Double Rifle Shooters Society Francotte .470 Nitro Express If stupidity hurt, a lot of people would be walking around screaming... | |||
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"Business is great, people are friendly, life is wonderful" _________________________________ AR, where the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history become the nattering nabobs of negativisim. | |||
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From a old sticker I saw 30 years or so ago; If girls are made of suger and spice, how come they smell like tuna? ------------------------------------ The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. ~Patrick Murray "Why shouldn`t truth be stranger then fiction? Fiction after all has to make sense." (Samual Clemens) "Saepe errans, numquam dubitans --Frequently in error, never in doubt". | |||
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Back in the 70s when I lived in North Carolina (home of the N.C. State Wolfpack) I saw a car with TWO bumper stickers : SUPPORT THE MENTALLY RETARDED BACK THE 'PACK! ______________________ RMEF Life Member SCI DRSS Chapuis 9,3/9,3 + 20/20 Simson 12/12/9,3 Zoli 7x57R/12 Kreighoff .470/.470 We band of 9,3ers! The Few. The Pissed. The Taxpayers. | |||
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Saw a good one tonight: If you aren't behind our troops You should be in front of them .395 Family Member DRSS, po' boy member Political correctness is nothing but liberal enforced censorship | |||
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"If it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?" | |||
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"SAVE THE UNBORN GAY WHALES" is one of the classics of all time. It still makes me laugh. Mike Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer. | |||
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VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS _______________________ | |||
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Excellent. _________________________________ AR, where the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history become the nattering nabobs of negativisim. | |||
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An oldie but a goodie I saw many years ago. ASS, GAS, or GRASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE! | |||
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Two of my favorites, old but good. Support your local police. Pay graft. Stamp out organized crime. Abolish the IRS. Paul B. | |||
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A local bumper sticker "No Dam Dike" | |||
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WE SHOULD HAVE PICKED OUR OWN DAMM COTTON | |||
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Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition | |||
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Not a bumper sticker, but seen it written in the dirt on the side of a truck once, "I wish my wife was this dirty!"  | |||
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BUY A GUN - PISS OFF A LIBERAL and one with the Obama "O" with the words: Sign of the easily fooled, next to it. | |||
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"Keep your city clean! Eat more pigeons." Proud DRSS member | |||
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I had one, on the back window of my work van: Picture of the Clintons "Dual Airbags" | |||
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Seen on a truck in Texas a couple years ago: "The next wife I have won't be my own" Gotta wonder about a guy that would put that on a truck and then drive around with his daughter in it, like this goober was. | |||
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Years ago, Delta Airlines had an issue of stickers that stated: "Fly Delta's Big Jets" A couple of the good ol' boys in the hangar altered one of them to read: "Jet Delta's Bigass Fly" and then pasted it on the bumper of a foreman that was not 'well liked.' Needless to say, he was hard pressed when asked to explain exactly what & why. Still laugh when I think about that! Lord, give me patience 'cuz if you give me strength I'll need bail money!! 'TrapperP' | |||
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How about "Don't breed em, if ya can't feed em" NRA Life Member since 1976 philny1@zoominternet.net 877 485-6270 Visa/MC accepted , plus 3% We have to save the Earth, only planet with beer!! "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading". Thomas Jefferson | |||
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"Your gene pool needs a little chlorine" "You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT" "Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film" "All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets"  Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"  ...and how could we not include:   Taxidermist/Rugmaker | |||
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'Alaskan's for Obama' poster covering the back window of a Sububoo with NEW YORK license plates NRA Life ASSRA Life DRSS Today's Quote: Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime. | |||
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Keep Honking- I'm Reloading Jason Jason "You're not hard-core, unless you live hard-core." _______________________ Hunting in Africa is an adventure. The number of variables involved preclude the possibility of a perfect hunt. Some problems will arise. How you decide to handle them will determine how much you enjoy your hunt. Just tell yourself, "it's all part of the adventure." Remember, if Robert Ruark had gotten upset every time problems with Harry Selby's flat bed truck delayed the safari, Horn of the Hunter would have read like an indictment of Selby. But Ruark rolled with the punches, poured some gin, and enjoyed the adventure. -Jason Brown | |||
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Years ago the Episcopal Church put out those bumperstickers that said,"Practice random acts of kindness + senseless beauty".I saw one that looked identical but for the wording, "Kiss random ass you sad + senseless hippie". Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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To complete the "I wish my wife was this dirty" I saw someone write "she is" underneath. good shooting | |||
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"I Gave At The Pump" | |||
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Tits on a ritz MMMM good cracker | |||
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Couple of my favorites. 1) My juvenile delinquent can beat the hell out of your honor student. 2) Need a helping hand? Try looking at the end of your own arm first! 3) Don't CALIFORNICATE COLORADO!!! | |||
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My new favorite: "Don't you wish your wife was a dirty as this car?" Praise be to the Lord, my rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle. | |||
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Two of my favorites: Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window before and: Ted Kennedy's car killed more people than my guns | ||
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Sticker I saw on a truck that pumps out septic tanks" "Yesterday's Meals On Wheels" | |||
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One I saw many years ago somewhere in Georgia: "Would the last American to leave Miami please bring the flag!" Matt NRA Life Member "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks nothing worth a war, is worse. A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature, who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." John Stuart Mill | |||
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The one I would like to get would say This is a COMMUTE Not A ROADRACE. Happens every damned day! So Back OFF! or Back Off Fool I DO Carry Gun for a Living. | |||
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 ****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds | |||
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"Horn Broke, Watch for Finger" | |||
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My favorite suggestion. If you're close enough to read this, you'd better hope, GOD IS YOUR CO-PILOT.gRIZZ Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln Only one war at a time. Abe Again. | |||
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