Bumper stickers I have seen..........

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18 March 2008, 04:05

ray in seattle

Bumper stickers I have seen..........

THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN GAS MILEAGE. r in s.

18 March 2008, 05:35

BNagel

"I DON'T LEND MONEY BECAUSE IT CAUSES AMNESIA"

"OKAY I'M FAT BUT YOU'RE UGLY AND I CAN DIET"

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18 March 2008, 05:44

reloaderman

You've seen the ribbons that say "God bless our troops", etc.............yesterday I was behind a pick-up
with a pink ribbon that said "Save the Ta Ta's"

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18 March 2008, 10:27

Masterifleman

My favorite bumper sticker;

"Life ain't easy when your fat and greasy"\

Second; "Mary Poppins is a Junky"

A friend in California saw two bumper stickers in Wyoming that he thought were good. One said, "Eat Wyoming Lamb, 50 million coyotes can't be wrong". The other said, "Cowboys make better lovers". He was going to cut and paste them to read, "Cowboys make better lovers, 50 million coyotes can't be wrong".

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18 March 2008, 15:25

eddieharren

Picture of a VietNam service ribbon. On it a picture of a M14 rifle. Under that:"In 1969, this was the only Woodstock I remember".

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

20 March 2008, 20:07

577NitroExpress

quote:
Originally posted by tom`:
I made 25 of these myself for grins.
FRONT bumper usage only.

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21 March 2008, 03:40

Ol` Joe

From a old sticker I saw 30 years or so ago;

If girls are made of suger and spice, how come they smell like tuna?

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21 March 2008, 03:52

LRH270

Back in the 70s when I lived in North Carolina (home of the N.C. State Wolfpack) I saw a car with TWO bumper stickers :

SUPPORT THE MENTALLY RETARDED

BACK THE 'PACK!

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22 March 2008, 04:29

Michael Robinson

"SAVE THE UNBORN GAY WHALES" is one of the classics of all time. It still makes me laugh.

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22 March 2008, 22:59

Paul B

Two of my favorites, old but good.

Support your local police. Pay graft.

Stamp out organized crime. Abolish the IRS.

Paul B.

10 December 2008, 18:57

CoyoteKiller82

Not a bumper sticker, but seen it written in the dirt on the side of a truck once,

"I wish my wife was this dirty!"

11 December 2008, 04:56

RJL

BUY A GUN - PISS OFF A LIBERAL and one with the Obama "O" with the words: Sign of the easily fooled, next to it.

11 December 2008, 15:28

eddieharren

I had one, on the back window of my work van:
Picture of the Clintons "Dual Airbags"

11 December 2008, 18:58

Doubless

Seen on a truck in Texas a couple years ago:

"The next wife I have won't be my own"

Gotta wonder about a guy that would put that on a truck and then drive around with his daughter in it, like this goober was.

11 December 2008, 23:15

TrapperP

Years ago, Delta Airlines had an issue of stickers that stated:
"Fly Delta's Big Jets"
A couple of the good ol' boys in the hangar altered one of them to read:
"Jet Delta's Bigass Fly" and then pasted it on the bumper of a foreman that was not 'well liked.' Needless to say, he was hard pressed when asked to explain exactly what & why. Still laugh when I think about that!

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13 December 2008, 00:07

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13 December 2008, 01:08

Mike Brooks

'Alaskan's for Obama' poster covering the back window of a Sububoo with NEW YORK license plates

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13 December 2008, 09:51

Norman Conquest

Years ago the Episcopal Church put out those bumperstickers that said,"Practice random acts of kindness + senseless beauty".I saw one that looked identical but for the wording, "Kiss random ass you sad + senseless hippie".

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14 December 2008, 04:57

brass thief

To complete the "I wish my wife was this dirty"
I saw someone write "she is" underneath.
good shooting

15 December 2008, 20:41

CoyoteKiller82

quote:
Originally posted by brass thief:
To complete the "I wish my wife was this dirty"
I saw someone write "she is" underneath.
good shooting

SWEET! Never thought of that!

15 December 2008, 22:47

MAC

Couple of my favorites.

1) My juvenile delinquent can beat the hell out of your honor student.

2) Need a helping hand? Try looking at the end of your own arm first!

3) Don't CALIFORNICATE COLORADO!!!

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17 December 2008, 22:17

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Two of my favorites: Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window before
and:
Ted Kennedy's car killed more people than my guns

22 December 2008, 06:31

Matt_G

One I saw many years ago somewhere in Georgia:

"Would the last American to leave Miami please bring the flag!"

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22 December 2008, 07:04

Dennis Keith

The one I would like to get would say

This is a COMMUTE Not A ROADRACE.
Happens every damned day! So Back OFF!

or

Back Off Fool I DO Carry Gun for a Living.

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22 December 2008, 19:47

Grizzly Adams

My favorite suggestion.

If you're close enough to read this, you'd better hope, GOD IS YOUR CO-PILOT.
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