I got an email that I could barely understand (it was written in "text speak) from this girl. Says she's 29 with one kidz. Should I pursue?

Well Duh...

Here's another one wanting my attentions...

How's your Russian ... Comrade ...??

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How's your Russian ... Comrade ...??

Match.com?

,

The first one is more attractive to me.

WOW!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by JD Miller:

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How's your Russian ... Comrade ...??

Match.com?

,

Doubtful - real people on Match and it costs money. Those girls are marooned in some Slavic hell - look worth rescuing to me though ...

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Originally posted by homebrewer:
I got an email that I could barely understand (it was written in "text speak) from this girl. Says she's 29 with one kidz. Should I pursue?

hb,

Your indecision has probably lost the race!

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to fuck off.

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Originally posted by ncboman:
The first one is more attractive to me.

The first one is a man....

Where does "Please Send Money" show up?

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The first one is a man

second one doesnt have a adamsapple

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Originally posted by billinthewild:

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Originally posted by ncboman:
The first one is more attractive to me.

The first one is a man....

I'll take your word on that.

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Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to fuck off.

I get these things in my yahoo mail account all the time. They're just bullshit scams. I delete 'em damned near outright. I just put them up to see how long it would take for someone to tell me it's a bullshit scam. Nobody did, but the one who asked "How's your Russian?" came close enough to give him the honors...

OK, here ya go.



Anybody can find photos online.

sounds like a scam, but who does not like photos.

I like this one,myself.

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Originally posted by Dark Continent:

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Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to fuck off.

+1

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Originally posted by craigster:

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Originally posted by Dark Continent:

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Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to fuck off.

+1

Don't rely too heavily on the Adam's Apple......I've surgically "removed"(actually, it's recontouring the thyroid cartilage) several in my careeer for that type of patient.

Guys, just remember---if they are available at that age there is only one reason. Someone else is tired of putting up with their shit!!!

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Originally posted by jb:
I like this one,myself.

Look at that obama! WOW!! Such curvaceousness. What does she have-- an 18-inch waist? I'm speechless...

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Originally posted by jb:
I like this one,myself.

there must be some photoshop involved here.

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There must be some photoshop involved here.

I hope not...

Hey the asian babes are HOT!!

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Originally posted by jb:
I like this one,myself.

I wonder what she is looking for in the fridge? I am guessing by the appearance of her body that it AIN'T corn beef hash!

Jason