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Ladies and Gentlemen,

We were looking at some photoes of our safari with Pierre and Ray in 2004, and came across this one of Walter.

It was suggested that we ask you all to put a caption to it.

The best one will win a copy of our latest Champions DVD, which contains an almost 2 hour long video clips of wanabe dynosaur hunters clap


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While Greek mythology was very fond of speaking of the Minotaur often telling tales of his power and strength and courage and accuracy with a bow not to mention his amazingly abundant fertility.

We hardly ever hear the Greeks speak of the less known and less popular Walataur. The Minotaur's smaller, retarded cousin. archer clap



 
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(Waltzing through Africa with Walter)

1) It takes "TWO TO TANGO"

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2) Who said a Vasectomy was painless !!!

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the cause of walters chronic constipation was soon discovered.


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"Oh! My butt hurts!""
 
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Ever wonder why they always say..... "It's the dead ones that kill you"?
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What a dirty minded lot you all are Big Grin

After all this is over I will show you why Walter was sitting where he did!


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"What's the matter with this Minotaur?"

In Ancient Crete, their existed a horrible and dangerous animal, half/man-half/bull. In an attempt to recreate the mythical beast, Walter and an African muti specialist drank an orange squash, smoked a light colored weed found growing by the latrine and spread woofuss dust over Walters lower body.... and shortly discovered that the woofuss dust should have been spread over Walter's upper body.



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Enema - African bush style!



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"Walter it's grab the bull by the horns", not "Take the bulls horn!"
 
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Deep in the African bush Walter painfully gives birth to a bull while the trackers turn away and hurl in discust.
 
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Mine are bigger than yours

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Seen in this disturbing photograph are 2 field vets preparing to remove an ugly growth from a sedated bull.
 
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Now I know why my wife says " Not that way Walter".


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looks to me like a couple of old veterans sitting on their duffel bags
 
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Walter I never knew your legs were so hairy !!!!


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"Walter, being Germaniacally anal-retentive, insisted that in order to lose his buffalo virginity he needed to do a bit more than merely kill the bugger."


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For Walter, it was all fun and games; toying with the dead Buffalo whilst taking pictures,and even showing off the animals testicles which, he said, were a bit smaller than this own. But when Walter sat on the Buffalo and spread the beasts mighty legs, he forgot about the rare condition afflicting many a dead Buffalo: Acute penile rigormortis. Walter is recovering in a nearby hospital in Arusha, donations can be sent to the Walter bung-hole repair fund, c/o Saeed, Dubai UAE.

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Here in America, that position is most refered to as the "reverse cowgirl."


Now that was funny!!!


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It's too big! Take it out, Take it out he screams!!
 
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After accidently falling on the aroused bull Walter quickly realizes the unintended meaning of "The Big Five".
 
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no pain no gain


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Walter is "nuts" over buffalo.

Do Tanzania game regulation require evidence of sex?

I said we were hunting buffalo-not humping buffalo.

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Walter finally comes out of the closet.
 
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Here we have the first documented case of the trophy mounting the hunter....


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you said it wasnt going to hurt...

victim of bull rigamortise.

yes! yes! yes!


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A novel way to stop a charge !
 
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Walter unwittingly joins the Viagra field-testing team.

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Just another balls-up on Safari.
 
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That is the only way Walter can kill a buffalo, cause he can't shoot for CHIT.

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Walter contracts the first known case of Hoof in Ass Disease
 
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Look Ma, no dick!!!

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Doctor, quick! Come pull this Cape Buffalo outta my ass! My .22 rimfire jammed so I ran but he caught up with me.


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