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Captions Please!
09 August 2007, 09:28
SaeedCaptions Please!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
We were looking at some photoes of our safari with Pierre and Ray in 2004, and came across this one of Walter.
It was suggested that we ask you all to put a caption to it.
The best one will win a copy of our latest Champions DVD, which contains an almost 2 hour long video clips of wanabe dynosaur hunters
09 August 2007, 09:37
surestrikeWhile Greek mythology was very fond of speaking of the Minotaur often telling tales of his power and strength and courage and accuracy with a bow not to mention his amazingly abundant fertility.
We hardly ever hear the Greeks speak of the less known and less popular Walataur. The Minotaur's smaller, retarded cousin.
09 August 2007, 10:08
Balla BallaTanzania Hunting Books - latest new releases
(Waltzing through Africa with Walter)
1) It takes "TWO TO TANGO"
OR
2) Who said a Vasectomy was painless !!!
Cheers, Peter
the cause of walters chronic constipation was soon discovered.
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09 August 2007, 11:16
69deer"Oh! My butt hurts!""
09 August 2007, 11:41
RayRayEver wonder why they always say..... "It's the dead ones that kill you"?
See to it your PH backs you up!
09 August 2007, 14:23
SaeedWhat a dirty minded lot you all are
After all this is over I will show you why Walter was sitting where he did!
09 August 2007, 14:31
Jim Manion"OHHHH, SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE, I FINALLY FOUND YOU..."
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09 August 2007, 14:38
David HulmeRemember the golden rule: 'Always lie pole to pole or hole to hole, NEVER lie hole to pole!'
He who laughs last howls loudest
My gun's bigger than yours...
God, pathetic - bet you're all glad I've run out of steam!
Dave
09 August 2007, 14:50
JudgeG"What's the matter with this Minotaur?"
In Ancient Crete, their existed a horrible and dangerous animal, half/man-half/bull. In an attempt to recreate the mythical beast, Walter and an African muti specialist drank an orange squash, smoked a light colored weed found growing by the latrine and spread woofuss dust over Walters lower body.... and shortly discovered that the woofuss dust should have been spread over Walter's upper body.
JudgeG ... just counting time 'til I am again finding balm in Gilead chilled out somewhere in the Selous.
09 August 2007, 15:09
b.martinsEnema - African bush style!
What every gun needs, apart from calibre, is a good shot and hunter behind it. - José Pardal
09 August 2007, 15:40
.366torque"Walter it's grab the bull by the horns", not "Take the bulls horn!"
09 August 2007, 16:07
darksideDeep in the African bush Walter painfully gives birth to a bull while the trackers turn away and hurl in discust.
09 August 2007, 16:44
R.Jolly"I dont remember eating that "
09 August 2007, 17:14
J BennettMine are bigger than yours
James
09 August 2007, 17:15
darksideSeen in this disturbing photograph are 2 field vets preparing to remove an ugly growth from a sedated bull.
09 August 2007, 17:16
CunninghamNow I know why my wife says " Not that way Walter".
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09 August 2007, 17:29
Will"Saeed, you told me I only had to pay the trophy fees."
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09 August 2007, 17:32
butchloclooks to me like a couple of old veterans sitting on their duffel bags
09 August 2007, 18:11
KathiWalter I never knew your legs were so hairy !!!!
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09 August 2007, 18:44
Michael Robinson"Walter, being Germaniacally anal-retentive, insisted that in order to lose his buffalo virginity he needed to do a bit more than merely kill the bugger."
Mike
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09 August 2007, 18:58
BaxterBFor Walter, it was all fun and games; toying with the dead Buffalo whilst taking pictures,and even showing off the animals testicles which, he said, were a bit smaller than this own. But when Walter sat on the Buffalo and spread the beasts mighty legs, he forgot about the rare condition afflicting many a dead Buffalo: Acute penile rigormortis. Walter is recovering in a nearby hospital in Arusha, donations can be sent to the Walter bung-hole repair fund, c/o Saeed, Dubai UAE.
_BAxter
09 August 2007, 19:18
BOWHUNRquote:
Originally posted by just-a-hunter:
Here in America, that position is most refered to as the "reverse cowgirl."
Now that was funny!!!
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09 August 2007, 19:25
Devildawg66It's too big! Take it out, Take it out he screams!!
09 August 2007, 20:00
darksideAfter accidently falling on the aroused bull Walter quickly realizes the unintended meaning of "The Big Five".
09 August 2007, 20:54
markhorno pain no gain
ur 3 greatest hunts r ur first ur last and ur next
09 August 2007, 21:13
PWN375Walter is "nuts" over buffalo.
Do Tanzania game regulation require evidence of sex?
I said we were hunting buffalo-not humping buffalo.
Perry
09 August 2007, 21:54
Use Enough GunWalter finally comes out of the closet.
09 August 2007, 21:55
Jim ManionHere we have the first documented case of the trophy mounting the hunter....
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09 August 2007, 22:06
boom stickyou said it wasnt going to hurt...
victim of bull rigamortise.
yes! yes! yes!
09 August 2007, 22:17
Handsum JedA novel way to stop a charge !
09 August 2007, 23:01
465H&H"Don't cut his throat yet! I'm almost there!"
10 August 2007, 00:46
.366torquequote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
"Can't a man have some privacy?!?!"
10 August 2007, 00:54
CaneCorso"An example of disrespect for a fallen foe"
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10 August 2007, 01:03
DrScott"The email said viagra would make me strong like a bull, but I did't expect this"
10 August 2007, 01:03
Charles_HelmWalter unwittingly joins the Viagra field-testing team.
OR
Just another balls-up on Safari.
10 August 2007, 01:07
Hog KillerThat is the only way Walter can kill a buffalo, cause he can't shoot for CHIT.
Keith
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10 August 2007, 01:33
darksideWalter contracts the first known case of Hoof in Ass Disease
10 August 2007, 04:08
retreeverLook Ma, no dick!!!
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10 August 2007, 04:36
L. David KeithDoctor, quick! Come pull this Cape Buffalo outta my ass! My .22 rimfire jammed so I ran but he caught up with me.
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