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 Ladies and Gentlemen, We were looking at some photoes of our safari with Pierre and Ray in 2004, and came across this one of Walter. It was suggested that we ask you all to put a caption to it. The best one will win a copy of our latest Champions DVD, which contains an almost 2 hour long video clips of wanabe dynosaur hunters  | ||
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While Greek mythology was very fond of speaking of the Minotaur often telling tales of his power and strength and courage and accuracy with a bow not to mention his amazingly abundant fertility. We hardly ever hear the Greeks speak of the less known and less popular Walataur. The Minotaur's smaller, retarded cousin.  | |||
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Tanzania Hunting Books - latest new releases (Waltzing through Africa with Walter) 1) It takes "TWO TO TANGO" OR 2) Who said a Vasectomy was painless !!! Cheers, Peter | |||
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the cause of walters chronic constipation was soon discovered. ****************************************************************** SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM *********** | |||
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"Oh! My butt hurts!"" | |||
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Ever wonder why they always say..... "It's the dead ones that kill you"? See to it your PH backs you up! | |||
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What a dirty minded lot you all are  After all this is over I will show you why Walter was sitting where he did! | |||
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"OHHHH, SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE, I FINALLY FOUND YOU..." SCI Life Member DSC Life Member | |||
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Remember the golden rule: 'Always lie pole to pole or hole to hole, NEVER lie hole to pole!' He who laughs last howls loudest My gun's bigger than yours... God, pathetic - bet you're all glad I've run out of steam! Dave | |||
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"What's the matter with this Minotaur?" In Ancient Crete, their existed a horrible and dangerous animal, half/man-half/bull. In an attempt to recreate the mythical beast, Walter and an African muti specialist drank an orange squash, smoked a light colored weed found growing by the latrine and spread woofuss dust over Walters lower body.... and shortly discovered that the woofuss dust should have been spread over Walter's upper body.  JudgeG ... just counting time 'til I am again finding balm in Gilead chilled out somewhere in the Selous. | |||
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Enema - African bush style!  What every gun needs, apart from calibre, is a good shot and hunter behind it. - José Pardal | |||
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"Walter it's grab the bull by the horns", not "Take the bulls horn!" | |||
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Deep in the African bush Walter painfully gives birth to a bull while the trackers turn away and hurl in discust. | |||
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"I dont remember eating that " | |||
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Mine are bigger than yours James | |||
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Seen in this disturbing photograph are 2 field vets preparing to remove an ugly growth from a sedated bull. | |||
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Now I know why my wife says " Not that way Walter". Global Sportsmen Outfitters, LLC Bob Cunningham 404-802-2500  | |||
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"Saeed, you told me I only had to pay the trophy fees." ------------------------------- Will Stewart / Once you've been amongst them, there is no such thing as too much gun. --------------------------------------- and, God Bless John Wayne. NRA Benefactor Member, GOA, N.A.G.R. _________________________ "Elephant and Elephant Guns" $99 shipped “Hunting Africa's Dangerous Game" $20 shipped. red.dirt.elephant@gmail.com _________________________ Hoping to wind up where elephant hunters go. | |||
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looks to me like a couple of old veterans sitting on their duffel bags | |||
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Walter I never knew your legs were so hairy !!!! Kathi kathi@wildtravel.net 708-425-3552 "The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page." | |||
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"Walter, being Germaniacally anal-retentive, insisted that in order to lose his buffalo virginity he needed to do a bit more than merely kill the bugger." Mike Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer. | |||
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For Walter, it was all fun and games; toying with the dead Buffalo whilst taking pictures,and even showing off the animals testicles which, he said, were a bit smaller than this own. But when Walter sat on the Buffalo and spread the beasts mighty legs, he forgot about the rare condition afflicting many a dead Buffalo: Acute penile rigormortis. Walter is recovering in a nearby hospital in Arusha, donations can be sent to the Walter bung-hole repair fund, c/o Saeed, Dubai UAE. _BAxter | |||
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Now that was funny!!! NEVER BOOK A HUNT WITH JEFF BLAIR AT BLAIR WORLDWIDE HUNTING! | |||
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It's too big! Take it out, Take it out he screams!! | |||
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After accidently falling on the aroused bull Walter quickly realizes the unintended meaning of "The Big Five". | |||
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no pain no gain ur 3 greatest hunts r ur first ur last and ur next | |||
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Walter is "nuts" over buffalo. Do Tanzania game regulation require evidence of sex? I said we were hunting buffalo-not humping buffalo. Perry | |||
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Walter finally comes out of the closet. | |||
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Here we have the first documented case of the trophy mounting the hunter.... SCI Life Member DSC Life Member | |||
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you said it wasnt going to hurt... victim of bull rigamortise. yes! yes! yes! 577 BME 3"500 KILL ALL 358 GREMLIN 404-375 *we band of 45-70ers* (Founder) Single Shot Shooters Society S.S.S.S. (Founder) | |||
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A novel way to stop a charge ! | |||
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"Don't cut his throat yet! I'm almost there!" | |||
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"Can't a man have some privacy?!?!" | |||
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"An example of disrespect for a fallen foe" ~~~ Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong. 1 Corinthians 16:13 | |||
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"The email said viagra would make me strong like a bull, but I did't expect this" | |||
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Walter unwittingly joins the Viagra field-testing team. OR Just another balls-up on Safari. ------------------------------- Some Pictures from Namibia Some Pictures from Zimbabwe An Elephant Story | |||
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That is the only way Walter can kill a buffalo, cause he can't shoot for CHIT. Keith IGNORE YOUR RIGHTS AND THEY'LL GO AWAY!!! ------------------------------------ We Band of Bubbas & STC Hunting Club, The Whomper Club | |||
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Walter contracts the first known case of Hoof in Ass Disease | |||
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Look Ma, no dick!!! Mike | |||
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Doctor, quick! Come pull this Cape Buffalo outta my ass! My .22 rimfire jammed so I ran but he caught up with me. Gray Ghost Hunting Safaris http://grayghostsafaris.com Phone: 615-860-4333 Email: hunts@grayghostsafaris.com NRA Benefactor DSC Professional Member SCI Member RMEF Life Member NWTF Guardian Life Sponsor NAHC Life Member Rowland Ward - SCI Scorer Took the wife the Eastern Cape for her first hunt: http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6881000262 Hunting in the Stormberg, Winterberg and Hankey Mountains of the Eastern Cape 2018 http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/4801073142 Hunting the Eastern Cape, RSA May 22nd - June 15th 2007 http://forums.accuratereloadin...=810104007#810104007 16 Days in Zimbabwe: Leopard, plains game, fowl and more: http://forums.accuratereloadin...=212108409#212108409 Natal: Rhino, Croc, Nyala, Bushbuck and more http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6341092311 Recent hunt in the Eastern Cape, August 2010: Pics added http://forums.accuratereloadin...261039941#9261039941 10 days in the Stormberg Mountains http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/7781081322 Back in the Stormberg Mountains with friends: May-June 2017 http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6001078232 "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading" - Thomas Jefferson Every morning the Zebra wakes up knowing it must outrun the fastest Lion if it wants to stay alive. Every morning the Lion wakes up knowing it must outrun the slowest Zebra or it will starve. It makes no difference if you are a Zebra or a Lion; when the Sun comes up in Africa, you must wake up running...... "If you're being chased by a Lion, you don't have to be faster than the Lion, you just have to be faster than the person next to you." | |||
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