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Guard turned into baboon’ The Manica Post February 8, 2008 From Mwakazvida Chaonwa in Chipinge A SECURITY guard employed by Tanganda Tea's New Year Gift's Estate in Chipinge is alleged to have recently turned into a baboon. The guard (name supplied), was reported to have been on night duty with a colleague when he allegedly turned into a baboon and assaulted him. A villager at the estate, Austin Sithole, confirmed the incident and said: "I also heard of the news, but unfortunately, the guard in question is my son-in-law. He is now a human being again and when we asked him what transpired on the night in question, he is professing ignorance," said Sithole. Another villager, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the guard was now an outcast at the estate, as people no longer want to be associated with him. Some employees at the estate said the guard had since been suspended from work as no-one was willing to work with him, since they guard in pairs. In a telephone interview, officials at the estate confirmed the incident. "Yes, this incident happened here and the guard in question has since been suspended. He was asked to go home and appease the spirit in him. If he is well, we might engage him," said an official who spoke on condition of anonymity. Chipinge is well-known for juju and many people in and outside the counry travel to the district in search of charms for various reasons. Kathi kathi@wildtravel.net 708-425-3552 "The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page." | ||
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And people think we are all one world and they can rationalize with these people. | |||
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Another funny interesting story. The one guy was jealous because is suppose to be grilfriend was hangingout with another black guy. Now everytime they get paid the first weekend is usually spent drinking out all their money in sorghum beer. No the jealous guy went and put insecticide in a 5 liter sorghum beer bottle and instead of killing his girlfriend and the guy she was hanging out the intented targets he killed 8 innocent beer drinkers. This happened on a small holding not far from our small holding in Ellisras a couple of years back. Frederik Cocquyt I always try to use enough gun but then sometimes a brainshot works just as good. | |||
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Where is the "Twilight Zone" music when you need it? | |||
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Oh,yes. By all means, these folks are ready to self govern.  | |||
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I think what they should do is watch 'The Hour of Power' with the all those very rational evangelicals....then they buy the 'Green Cloth' (each one carries the power of God of you know) buy simply calling the 1-800. If they then rub not only their credit cards but also a baboon, it will turn back into a human!!! If they are lucky they might even see those litte Cherubic kids with feathered wings that grow out of their back with light that shoots out from their heads!!! It's very 'rational'. | |||
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I don't understand all of you skeptics. That very thing used to happen to me all the time when I was younger. Mike Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer. | |||
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If you shoot one and it turns back into a human, upon death, do you still have to pay the trophy fee? | |||
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Baboon or pig alcohol or no alcohol what is the difference between an attorney and a pig . the pig doesn't turn into a attorney after a few beers  "Buy land they have stopped making it"- Mark Twain | |||
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i think i know this guy - sells stuff on fleabay  | |||
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Rationalize - Please - I am sure it would have been easier to rationalize with the baboon the poor soul turned into - a shame he had to become human again (Sorry I have just been robbed by 3 of them) | |||
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I've heard a similar story twice although it was a hyena both times. Local Zim folk tale I guess. | |||
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I know exactly what you mean. I often have to work with people who believe that there is an invisible man who lives in the sky who can either offer someone eternal life after death in paradise, or banish them to unending torment and suffering deep underground in an imaginary place called "Hell". It takes all sorts!! Never use a cat's arse to hold a tea-towel. | |||
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This type of thing has been going on for many years. 36 years ago, I married a little hottie that was loving and understanding and oversexed. Today, I am married to a menopausal, one-way, Frigidaire that doesn't know I exist except when she wants something. Why, just the other day, we were going to a masquerade party. She said she needed to buy a new costume. I thoughtfully said she should go naked and be a road map. Blue veins could be the freeways, red veins- side streets, there are the grand tetons, Grand Canyon, Continental Divide, Carlsbad Caverns, ...... and she thought I was out of line !!!!! I think after 36 years-- it's my turn to sit on the edge of the bed and say "No, no--- it's too big!!!" Women. Can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em. Trophyman Benefactor Member NRA SCI California Rifle & Pistol Assoc. Drive a 69 Chevelle SS396 | |||
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My co-workers say "Just so long as the baboons stay in the blue-collar jobs, is OK"   Steve "He wins the most, who honour saves. Success is not the test." Ryan "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." Stalin Tanzania 06 Argentina08 Argentina Australia06 Argentina 07 Namibia Arnhemland10 Belize2011 Moz04 Moz 09 | |||
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Nice!  ______________________ Hunting: I'd kill to participate. | |||
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Look Out!  Steve "He wins the most, who honour saves. Success is not the test." Ryan "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." Stalin Tanzania 06 Argentina08 Argentina Australia06 Argentina 07 Namibia Arnhemland10 Belize2011 Moz04 Moz 09 | |||
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B Be careful Irish Paul - There is a God and he will not be mocked! Eternity is a long time. We seldom get to choose But I've seen them go both ways And I would rather go out in a blaze of glory Than to slowly rot away! | |||
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Guard to Baboon thats nothing.Wait to you see what Mrs Clinton becomes if elected. JD DRSS 9.3X74 tika 512 9.3X74 SXS Merkel 140 in 470 Nitro | |||
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If something good happens it is god's will, if something bad happens god works in mysterious ways. By that logic the my knife keeps bears away, since I have never seen a bear since I got the knife it must work. Not that I have lived where there are bears in 7 years. | |||
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