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Originally posted by ddrhook:
Steve
you know i don't smoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah but what about the pig?

Y'know the old saying: - Do you smoke after sex? .......... I don't know. I've never looked!

So, don was making smoked pork?

actually had a pulled pork sandwich at tilted kilt with Org last night

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Originally posted by ddrhook:
actually had a pulled pork sandwich at tilted kilt with Org last night

Mate, that's just toooooooo much information!

I would have thought it went the other way around.

I daren't ask what pulled pork is!

A friend of mine just took a monster warthog in RSA. When they went to skin it out, they saw that it was wearing a sapphire tennis bracelet. He asked me how that was possible...I told him "Don't ask".

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Originally posted by Biebs:
A friend of mine just took a monster warthog in RSA. When they went to skin it out, they saw that it was wearing a sapphire tennis bracelet. He asked me how that was possible...I told him "Don't ask".

Or should that be 'Ask Don?"

Steve,
pulled pork is what you get when you stop before get to yogurt monster

Beibs, I shot a feral hog in my back yard this morning, it had on a tanzanite necklace. The poor thing seemed to be wandering around looking for someone to put it out of it's misery. It had lost it's will to live......poor thing.

Steve
My wife had a bowl of yogurt this morning at breakfast, I waited till she finished eating it to tell her your story. To say she thought it was funny & gross would be an understatement!

Cecil,

I'd have paid good money to see the expression on her face at that moment!

Steve, have you contacted the yogurt industry to see if anyone is willing to pay you for a personal endorsement?

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Originally posted by timg953:
Steve, have you contacted the yogurt industry to see if anyone is willing to pay you for a personal endorsement?

I should think they'd be more likely to pay me NOT to endorse their product!

BOY AN'T THAT THE TRUTH

Steve, maybe you could get one brand to pay you to endorse their competition. Perhaps, even do a billboard campaign showing how good yogurt was for you.

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Originally posted by timg953:
Steve, maybe you could get one brand to pay you to endorse their competition. Perhaps, even do a billboard campaign showing how good yogurt was for you.

Eish but that's a seriously frightening thought! I could change the Nation's eating habits at a stroke!

(If you'll pardon the expression).

FOR ALL YOU BEEF EATERS THAT TEASE ME FOR LIKING PORK.......

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Now when I think of Smoked Pork, it conjures up an image of Hooker lying next to a Bushpig with a smile on its face smoking a Marlboro

With a big, smug grin on his face!

Y'all do realize that this thread has ruined Bush Pig hunting for me. I will never be able to shoot one now--worrying that it might be a "special" friend of Hookers---

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Originally posted by Cross L:
Y'all do realize that this thread has ruined Bush Pig hunting for me. I will never be able to shoot one now--worrying that it might be a "special" friend of Hookers---

You could be doing the world a bloody big favour.

After being a 'special friend' of Hooker's, I reckon that death by hunter would be a very welcome release for the poor bloody pig!

Try and kill the poor sow before she drops a litter of Hooklets.

hahahahahaha Sean has sworn off hunting bush pigs all together

Hunting them is ok, but I ain't eating anything you might have stumped.

Christ alive, Hook, we can't take you anywhere, can we?

I heard all about the Wild Boar Snafu at Dallas. I am amused, but my twin is heartbroken. She showed up tonight all liquored up and looking for Stumpy and I had to tell her that you'd run off with some stiff old thing in Dallas.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

Lovecraft,
Tell the twin i love her and i will prove it next time i'm in!! you know me and stumpy are upholders of the code of the west

I doubt she can consume that much alcohol again. The opportunity window is much short for human females.

better widow than you think timmmy with your man purse and shark fin hair doo hahahahahahahaha

Hey, be nice. That was the Glenn Beck. It's a damn sight better than the pimp hat.

But then again, I don't expect Dad's looking to attract wild boars?

Heeheee!!

For those interested, in the thread above about DSC Flu, go to page 2 to see a baby picture of Hooker doing his thing "down on the farm" :-)

Wtf? Widow?

I have photographic evidence that the bush hat that Hook rocks not only causes boars to fall in love, but go mad and become obsessed!

Observe, this valentine (a month early) was sent to our place addressed to Hook:



"D___,
I can't stop thinking about that night in the bush. I will love you forever. Think of me always!
~Petunia"

I can almost hear Hook muttering "Hey, nice rack....... of ribs"

Porky Pig came by looking to kick don's ass. He said don's been stumping his girlfriend and he's not going to put up with it.

looks like about the right size for a braii .

Beibs is next in the barrel since he told me and tim he really wants a bush pig and has never had the opportunity to get one. Org might set him up with one this yr.

So that's what you and biebs were talking about. I wondered when I heard him say he wanted to cut some bacon and you offered to teach him how.

biebs is missing maybe he found what he was looking for and shacked up