Alienhooklets. ?

Omg!!! Alien Hooklets? They could proliferate the entire universe. This could be the end of intelligent life in the galaxy!!!

The only possible natural defence we might have against them would depend on the number of legs they were born with...... if we're lucky and they're one short of the normal four, we might be able to panic them which might cause a stampede which in turn could cause them to run round in circles until they go fast enough to disappear up their own arses!

Yea, I know he ran around in circles in Uganda with you. But most of us do so more than we care to admit.
He has arrived in Northern Kalifornia... safely.

We can next expect him at DSC and the AR Friday night Dinner.

Merry Christmas.

Good to hear he made it to California safely but I note no mention of his tally of pigs he might have molested on the way!

I'm sure he's looking forward to the convention but you might like to keep him away from the moonshine and any/all pig related products.

Perhaps we should warn the taxidermists to leave all porcine mounts at home lest they be molested at the expo. I would hate for any children to witness such a thing.

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Originally posted by timg953:
Perhaps we should warn the taxidermists to leave all porcine mounts at home lest they be molested at the expo. I would hate for any children to witness such a thing.

I wouldn't wish that on any man, woman or child...... Just the thought makes my blood run cold!

I shudder to think what will happen when he grows tired of the pursuit of pigs.

I fear the Cops have have Hook in custody.. for I have not heard from him in 2 + 3 days .Probably caught him with moonshine crossing into Kalifornia. No calls from bail bondsmen..

Let's just hope he didn't make a wrong turn, get drunk and start stumping around in San franciso.......well.....he might he so popular there he will never come back.

Steve everyone know PH's are cold blooded so your blood running cold is not a new thing for you
Tim and Elton you both know what part of my big white ass you can kiss
there was so much freaking snow i was lucky to get to susanville to see my uncle. freaking snow is cold i haven't been warm since i got here

Hhhmmmnn!! A new name for the Hook, "BIG WHITE ASS PIG THUMPER"

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Originally posted by ddrhook:
freaking snow is cold i haven't been warm since i got here

Look on the bright side.......... it's gonna slow those pigs down a hell of a lot for you!

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Originally posted by shakari:

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Originally posted by ddrhook:
freaking snow is cold i haven't been warm since i got here

Look on the bright side.......... it's gonna slow those pigs down a hell of a lot for you!

Yeah, but also to be considered is that in severe cold a lot of the required implementation fails to rise for the occasion. The end result could be that the Big White Ass Pig Thumper ending up as a hit and miss affair.

Big white ass pig thumper should be back in Arkansas in about an hour.

Hooker again managed to shake the Cops arriving late last night back safely in the Ozark Mountains of Arkansas . Here he will replenish his energy (aka. high test. 100+ + proof ), rest and later in week attend Dallas Safari Club.

yes i will be in dallas and i have my usual stock of liquid refreshment to share with my friends there. some of my disreputable friends have joined in the fun this yr and are bringing some flavored refreshments

A non paid endorsement ..

Once in a tight, being low on fuel , I poured a gallon of Hook's Clear Ozark Refreshing Liquid in the fuel tank. I made it to the next petrol station just fine but burned holes in two pistons.

i told ya it burned to hot to run in your old truck!!!! as usual you did not listen it works better in fighter aircraft and to get rid of the neighbors dogs( corn cob )not included a little rubbing with corn cob and apply to rubbed area and the dog could pass a buick

Introduced my friend Natalia to don on Skype this morning. She said that I have "very Special friends". She hopes he doesn't come to Russian and start molesting the bears.

That would be something. " the Big White Ass Pig Thumper Bear Rodeo???"

"very Special friends" Oh sooo true.

Well, I guess he is working his way through the animal kingdom.

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Originally posted by timg953:
Well, I guess he is working his way through the animal kingdom.

As long as he doesn't move onto his human friends I'll be happy!

Steve, just as fair warning, don mentioned you were having a pig problem. He might show up at your place next.

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Originally posted by timg953:
Steve, just as fair warning, don mentioned you were having a pig problem. He might show up at your place next.

Stuff that for a lark, we'd have to mark all the meat as unfit for human consumption!

It's bad enough having a wild boar problem....... just think how much worse it would be to have a wild hooklet problem!

He might wildly bore your wild boar problem into the ground. If he ever remembers you have excellent wine and hogs, you will never get rid of him.

I don't mind putting him to work in the fields & letting him sleep in the barn or smoke/still room for a while but couldn't take the risk of him molesting the wild boar or deer....... and perhaps I should be grateful I don't yet have any domestic fowls yet!

I don't think he could catch the deer. He seems to go for the slower beasts. I have seen him use the same tactics in pubs.

I have never been accused of being a fowl f^%*ker. In other words i have never had any complaints

Have you taken the risk of going back and asking?

It isn't that hook has an aversion to fowl, it's that he doesn't like taking time to wrap them in duct tape as foreplay.

Or should that be duck(t) tape?

I thought of that but realizing that don doesn't cull anything, I didn't want to disenfranchise chickens, geese and guine fowl.

I can't believe this has turned into such a fowl thread. all decorum has been lost some where along the line

As a rule, all decorum is generally lost shortly after the words "Don Hooker" appear :-)

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Originally posted by ddrhook:
I can't believe this has turned into such a fowl thread. all decorum has been lost some where along the line

Actually I agree......... let's restore the decorum, forget about trivialities such as the odd chicken, duck and/or guinea fowl etc and instead get back to the pigs!

i never knowingly went to bed with a pig but have found myself waking next to some very unpleasant looking women in my life!!! did i mention there may have been alcohol involved!!!!!!

Beibs,
kiss it brother
that's the last straw your officially cut off from the delicate liquid refreshments in dallas this yr!!!!!!!!!

Hook, if you're not careful, you're going to catch something that yoghurt can't fix.

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Originally posted by Miss Lovecraft:
Hook, if you're not careful, you're going to catch something that yoghurt can't fix.

Damn but I wish I'd never told him that story!