That thing lights up. Does it viberate and push back too?

Posted 18 December 2012 14:53
Don's quote "I had it special ordered from a small shop in new Mexico"

What ordered.. the hat or the pig?

Yes

I'd have thought the hat and the pig would have had to come as a package deal..... Surely you'd need a big hat that hides your face if you intend to do that sort of thing to an innocent electric pig?

Don hooker is in Arkansas now.. pictures to follow.

Don't let him near any pigs whatever you do!

too late

Hooker was wearing his roof on the show tonight but at least there were no pigs in the studio.

My connection was giving problems so I didn't get to hear it but I'm not surprised all the pigs had vacated the area........ He must have got himself a hell of a bad reputation amongst pigkind by now!

Especially for the Hook.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?f...p&NR=1&v=Pw36QZ-1xYc

The thought of Cap'n Hook sharing a shower with a pink pig is simply terrifying!

hey hey now!!!!! i have had my annual shower already this yr

No mate. That wasn't a shower, it was a pig dip!

Hooker disposing of the evidence.

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Originally posted by Miss Lovecraft:
Hooker disposing of the evidence.

Hooker hunting Sweet & Sour Pork at local Asian restaurant.

Don insisted on fresh pork.

With that hat on. how can he tell when it's raining?

that's the idea i stay nice and dry when everyone else is wet

Rain Man! You and he have a lot in common!

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Originally posted by Miss Lovecraft:
Hooker disposing of the evidence.

HHhhmmnnnnn?? Wearing a hat at the table?? A cocked pistol?? An empty 'shine bottle and other stuff?? And a roast far from finished??? MMMmmmnnn???

Things are different here in Arkansas.

Hooker and Mark load potato gun to demonstrate to restaurant owner the Hook Spud Gun method of taking bush pig.
In original post the rifle was only a prop. Hooker believes that by stunning game with a potato before approaching game serves to add more excitement and earthiness to the sport.

As to head gear notice the back drop.. Hooker adds a good deal style and class to the array of caps,fish tails and fishing hooks .

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Originally posted by Biebs:
I don't have a Bushpig yet, so I guess Don has "a leg" up on me :-) (Groan)

Another reason to share a blind with me....as long as you keep your legs down!

Hooker insisted on fresh pork and potatoes at the restaurant. The owner, Tan Dai, obliged him by shooting the pig with a potato gun. For a one leg guy, hook is pretty quick. He was on that pig in time for the dying quivers. The horror.....the horror..........you can't unsee things.......

Charl

Mate, trust me, It's not safe to share a blind with Hooker....... but if you do, you might like to restrain him by chaining him down by one leg........ but check which leg before you do!

Tim

Just the thought makes my blood run cold. You have my deepest sympathy if you had to witness such a truly awful event & no-one will think any the worse of you if you seek counselling to help you get over it!

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Originally posted by timg953:
Hooker insisted on fresh pork and potatoes at the restaurant. The owner, Tan Dai, obliged him by shooting the pig with a potato gun. For a one leg guy, hook is pretty quick. He was on that pig in time for the dying quivers. The horror.....the horror..........you can't unsee things.......

Damn!! The beastly business gets worse and worse!!

Steve, I was forced to consult the famous therapist, Johnny Walker but even after a marathon session, I could not make the vision go away.

Tim

I think you're probably going to need a good many therapy sessions with Mr Walker before those dreadful memories finally fade from your mind.

Steve, I fear that you are right but I am committed dr. Walker's special red therapy program and I will see thru no matter how may sessions it requires.

Tim

Good to hear you're so dedicated to your chosen course of long term therapy & I agree you shouldn't attempt to cut it short or reduce the dosage!

when your eating with that crew you need a gun to protect your self and your chow. I was once bitten by George at thanksgiving dinner and dam near lost my arm at the elbow before i finally stabled him in the eye with a butter knife to get him dislodged from my arm. IF he would have asked for the potato i would have gladly shared!!!!!!!!

Luckily, you had enough alcohol in your system to stave off any infection from the bite. As I recall, you bled high test 'shine.

Warning, warning, warning: Hooker is transitting Nevada. Hide your hogs!!!!! Also, do not fear, the sun has not gone out, it is only covered up by Don's hat.

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Originally posted by timg953:
Warning, warning, warning: Hooker is transitting Nevada. Hide your hogs!!!!! Also, do not fear, the sun has not gone out, it is only covered up by Don's hat.

He's doing more travelling that Santa Claus is just now but the question is, are the cops after him or is he after the pigs?

Steve, once again the answer is yes.

The cops are always after him, just look at his signature line. His luck is that on the dark continent, they are so damn slow.
Timg953, you must be a little relieved that the Hook has buggered off to go and flatten someone else's 'shine and change the outlook on life for some other poor hogs.

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Originally posted by Scriptus:
The cops are always after him, just look at his signature line. His luck is that on the dark continent, they are so damn slow.
Timg953, you must be a little relieved that the Hook has buggered off to go and flatten someone else's 'shine and change the outlook on life for some other poor hogs.

Mate, he's back in the States just now.......somewhere between Nevada & California and probably being chased by interpol or should that be interpork?

Which is what Hooker appears to be!

Travel report on DDRHOOK

Don departed Arkansas( Home of the Razorback Hogs) at 0600 Sunday morning driving by himself (he gets along better with people when he is by himself) in route to northern California. Hook had to take the southern route as there is a huge snow storm across the Rocky Mountains. He was to travel west to Las Vegas then angle north.

Hopefully more to follow.

At 1200 hrs Sunday Hook made a series of sketchy txt reports to Timg953 that he taken a wrong turn and was lost somewhere north of Las Vegas.

Timg953 surmised the this would put Hook in AREA 51.

Seems as though Hook had seen what appeared to be a strange looking pig cross the highway was distracted and missed his turn. Later sketchy txt reports to Timg953 indicated DDRHook had seen several strange looking aircraft, four legged pig like aliens and YES the cops were after him.

On consultation we concluded that DDRHook should have been on Dr. Walker's Red Elixir rather than an apparent bad batch of Shine causing the Alien report.

However, there is little doubt that he is lost, in Area 51 and that Cops are after him again.

It would appear now that hook has defiled an alien ambassador and his staff. Hook being blind drunk and the aliens being pig like in appearance the outcome was inevitable. It is feared at the highest levels of government that the aliens will take hook's debauchery as an act of war and invade the earth.

Tim,

The alternative is they'll all fall in love with him and the consequences of that are simply mind boggling!