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Originally posted by timg953:
We are just trying to bring hook back to earth after all the nice things Steve wrote about him in his book.

Mind you, that was before I knew about his proclavity for pork.

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Originally posted by shakari:

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Originally posted by timg953:
We are just trying to bring hook back to earth after all the nice things Steve wrote about him in his book.

Mind you, that was before I knew about his proclavity for pork. of the wildest nature??

It's ok Steve. I'm sure don was putting his "best" foot forward when you took him hunting.

Hooks ability with a rifle and quick thinking has saved him and on more than one occasion. Once was when in Cameroon, when marauders heard of his shooting a pig at some distance. The news of his prowess spread rapidly which caused the bandits to steer clear of or own DDRHook and those in his camp.

Later he saved himself and timg53 from harm in the ice cream isle of Walmart. Seems that the men were charged by two Spandex hippos, who I suppose, thought the men were getting between them and the ice cream freezer. Although no rifle in hand, Hookers quick thinking and reaction time saved the boys. Hook quickly tossed two Twinkies in front of the charging Spandex hippos thus distracting the beestes allowing for our men a rapid retreat.

Later, lamenting that Twinkies are no longer available ,Hooker determined that the best decision going forward is to completely avoid unnecessary danger to the boys and henceforth they will avoid the ice cream isle.

When Hooker returns to the States for Christmas this week. Timg953 suggests the boys opt for other options such as visiting the low calorie isle.

No photos are available of the WalMart incident and the only causality in the described melee was Hookers old hat. And thus the story of why Hooker has the new and becoming head ware.

Tim,

I'm sure he was but it took me a while to work out why he kept walking in circles!

Elton,

If you let him near the Walmart just make sure to keep him away from the butchery........... and perhaps the canned meat shelves as well!

Often I see postings on AR seeking sage advise regarding of all sorts of matters.

My situation. A dilemma.

Hook has a lot of his stateside gear store in a sea shipping container at our home. Well last week I discovered a rodent had chewed thru the rubber door seal and made nest in Hookers old motor cycle jacket... and worse chewed a hole in upper left chest.

My question to the Sages of AR.

Should I buy some sort of patch and cover it...or throw it away and pretend I know nothing or perhaps place a patch on it and buy him a hat?

What are your suggestions?

Signed
Indecision
Elton

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Originally posted by Elton Rambin:
Often I see postings on AR seeking sage advise regarding of all sorts of matters.

My situation. A dilemma.

Hook has a lot of his stateside gear store in a sea shipping container at our home. Well last week I discovered a rodent had chewed thru the rubber door seal and made nest in Hookers old motor cycle jacket... and worse chewed a hole in upper left chest.

My question to the Sages of AR.

Should I buy some sort of patch and cover it...or throw it away and pretend I know nothing or perhaps place a patch on it and buy him a hat?

What are your suggestions?

Signed
Indecision
Elton

Perhaps you could find a large gay/lesbian bike club patch to cover up the hole. I know don would love to show his tolerance and cultural diversity when he rides.

When he rides what exactly?

A pain in my sides.Perhaps, I now have hurt myself from laughing.

I don't think don is particular about what he rides.

I'm bloody sure he isn't!

Is it true he shot those baboons in Uganda because they witnessed his debauchery?

I'm sure you've heard the expression 'A gentleman never tells'.......... but just between you & I..........

They call him "PORKY", not 'cause he is fat, but 'cause he rides pigs.

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Originally posted by shakari:
I'm sure you've heard the expression 'A gentleman never tells'.......... but just between you & I..........

A "Gentleman"????

In this conversation????



surely you jest-

Well in that case, the truth of the baboon saga might be sold to the highest bidder & as a little teaser, I can tell you he moved so quickly he managed to nail several in quick succession!

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Originally posted by shakari:

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Originally posted by Elton Rambin:
Often I see postings on AR seeking sage advise regarding of all sorts of matters.

My situation. A dilemma.

Hook has a lot of his stateside gear store in a sea shipping container at our home. Well last week I discovered a rodent had chewed thru the rubber door seal and made nest in Hookers old motor cycle jacket... and worse chewed a hole in upper left chest.

My question to the Sages of AR.

Should I buy some sort of patch and cover it...or throw it away and pretend I know nothing or perhaps place a patch on it and buy him a hat?

What are your suggestions?

Signed
Indecision
Elton

The hell with buying him another hat, one hat has proven to be enough to put most stand-up comics out of business.

OK i got it figured out - it's not a hat it's some sort of sundial

Ya'll are all just jealous!!!!! because i have great taste in head gear and i have friends who i get to hunt with yr around in africa. and as my daddy told me never pass up and ugly woman because they don't get it as often and they appreciate. and beside my latest girlfriend is 27yrs old!!!!!!!!

Don, why do half the kids in the UNICEF commercial look like you?

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Originally posted by ddrhook:
Ya'll are all just jealous!!!!! because i have great taste in head gear and i have friends who i get to hunt with yr around in africa. and as my daddy told me never pass up and ugly woman because they don't get it as often and they appreciate. and beside my latest girlfriend is 27yrs old!!!!!!!!

Does she say oink a lot?

If so, you might like to have your eyes tested mate........... in fact, looking at that titfer tat, you might like to have them tested anyway!

my eyes are find i only handle women with two tits not eight.

Dallas Daily News reports today that there was a large crowed gathered just out side the international exit gates today at the DFW International Airport.

The crowd comprised mostly of women pushed and shoved attempting to get closer to a notable international figure.

It seems there was a stir on the Accurate Reloading forums over a series of posts made in the last 24 hours. News quickly spread thru the Texas Red Neck community of a new fashion statement and break thru in men's outdoor apparel ,most notably a bold new look in head ware. Posts were made from around the world commenting on the sweeping panache of DDRHook and his African prowness.

Mr. DDRHook was immediately spirited away by a waiting car (not to be confused with police patrol car as on previous occasions).

Rumor has it that DDRHook will next appear in public at the Dallas Safari Club this January.It is also said that he will be in attendance at the Annual Accurate Reloading Dinner where he will display the latest in the Hatters art..

Nice pig.
Nice hat.
Gifted comedians makin' bacon jokes.

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Originally posted by Elton Rambin:
Dallas Daily News reports today that there was a large crowed gathered just out side the international exit gates today at the DFW International Airport.

The crowd comprised mostly of women pushed and shoved attempting to get closer to a notable international figure.

It seems there was a stir on the Accurate Reloading forums over a series of posts made in the last 24 hours. News quickly spread thru the Texas Red Neck community of a new fashion statement and break thru in men's outdoor apparel ,most notably a bold new look in head ware. Posts were made from around the world commenting on the sweeping panache of DDRHook and his African prowness.

Mr. DDRHook was immediately spirited away by a waiting car (not to be confused with police patrol car as on previous occasions).

Rumor has it that DDRHook will next appear in public at the Dallas Safari Club this January .It is also said that he will be in attendance at the Annual Accurate Reloading Dinner where he will display the latest in the Hatters art..

Whatever you do just make sure you keep him away from any taxidermists displays because if he gets anywhere near a pig of any sort and a taxidermist asks him about mounting preferences there's gonna be BIG trouble!

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Originally posted by shakari:

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Originally posted by Elton Rambin:
Dallas Daily News reports today that there was a large crowed gathered just out side the international exit gates today at the DFW International Airport.

The crowd comprised mostly of women pushed and shoved attempting to get closer to a notable international figure.

It seems there was a stir on the Accurate Reloading forums over a series of posts made in the last 24 hours. News quickly spread thru the Texas Red Neck community of a new fashion statement and break thru in men's outdoor apparel ,most notably a bold new look in head ware. Posts were made from around the world commenting on the sweeping panache of DDRHook and his African prowness.

Mr. DDRHook was immediately spirited away by a waiting car (not to be confused with police patrol car as on previous occasions).

Rumor has it that DDRHook will next appear in public at the Dallas Safari Club this January .It is also said that he will be in attendance at the Annual Accurate Reloading Dinner where he will display the latest in the Hatters art..

Whatever you do just make sure you keep him away from any taxidermists displays because if he gets anywhere near a pig of any sort and a taxidermist asks him about mounting preferences there's gonna be BIG trouble!

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Originally posted by Esskay:

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Originally posted by shakari:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Elton Rambin:
Whatever you do just make sure you keep him away from any taxidermists displays because if he gets anywhere near a pig of any sort and a taxidermist asks him about mounting preferences there's gonna be BIG trouble!

Oh! How beastly??

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Originally posted by Esskay:

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Originally posted by shakari:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Elton Rambin:
Whatever you do just make sure you keep him away from any taxidermists displays because if he gets anywhere near a pig of any sort and a taxidermist asks him about mounting preferences there's gonna be BIG trouble!

jumping



yuck



Oh! How beastly?? Roll Eyes animal

I guess that might qualify as "pig sticking"

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Originally posted by Thenie Meanie:

Hooker's Christmas date!

Looks like dodgy hats are definitely de rigueur this year!

Hey Hook, If it's any consolation, y'know what Oscar Wilde said: 'The only thing worse than people talking about you is people NOT talking about you'

hey I like my hat it keeps my bald head from sun burning and i don't need an umbrella in the rain and there jealous of my superb since of style

Damn, but that pig looks like it has been lit up!!! Must have been a good date.

Hook, you, the PH, 2 trackers, 1 game scout & herd of buffalo could ALL shelter underneath that titfer tat!

ya well i still don't have to worry about sunburn

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Originally posted by ddrhook:
ya well i still don't have to worry about sunburn

Neither does the pig you've got in front of you!

DDR Hooker.

My wife after seeing you in the dashing hat suggested that I up grade my appearance and presence.

So where can I obtain a genuine Don Hooker Signature hat?
There was Crocodile Dundee's lid also the Harrison Ford fedora so why not the African Dandy Don Hooker Hat?

i had it special ordered from a small shop in new Mexico

Big enough to be a sombrero!
Like a REALLY big woman, she can shade you when it's hot & warm you when it's cold.

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Like a REALLY big woman,

Or maybe a 400-lb Sow ????? :-)