Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same
day in the UAE?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

The first time I heard that joke it was: They only teach driver's ed 3 days a week in South Carolina because they use the mulle the other 2 days for Sex ed.

All is favor of dismissing KST from this forum board, say Aye............r in s.

aye.
wait...
what are we voting for?

Let's give him one more chance, provided he goes into rehab.

An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours. Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks: "I must be dreaming of heaven. I smell your grandmother's strudel."

"No, grandfather, you are not dreaming. Grandmother is baking strudel now."

"I know I will never have another taste of her delicious strudel after this one. Could you please go down and get me a sliver?" the old man begs with what is left of his final breath.

One of the grandchildren is immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last request. After a long time, he returns empty-handed. "Did you bring me one last piece of your grandmother's delicious strudel?" the old man plaintively asks? "I'm very sorry, grandfather, but she says it's for the funeral."

Good one.

I've met more than one old lady that would probably say that.