The female gorilla at the zoo goes nuts and starts destroying everything in her living area then sulks up and wont eat or drink for days. The people at the zoo get concerned and call in the Monkey whisperer. He promptly informs them she needs a mate. The call all the zoos they know of and not one of them is willing to loan out their male. The manager see the janitor walk by and gets an idea. They call him in and tell them their situation and ask if he will do the deed.
He says"How much?"
$500 dollars they tell him
He ponders for awhile then replies
"I'll do it but i have some stipulations"
"I aint gonna kiss her,aint nobody but us gonna know about it, if it takes the kid needs to be raised southern baptist"
They agree to the terms and tell him i will be fine if he does it after hours so no one will know.
He says"Ok it'll take me a few days to get the five hundred together"

That was the zoo across the campus from Texas A&M. The janitor's day job was as asst.Prof in A&M's biology lab, helping in a study to identify local wild animal scat using only the 5 senses.