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Chat room last night we were tossing off one line descriptors for "rednecks." One I liked: "You know that 'little lizard' might describe a small penis, but that 'a lot lizard' is something else entirely." "You've been divorced five times and still have the same in-laws." "Your wife and your brother-in-law used to be married to each other." "Your kids take a siphon hose to Show & Tell." "You got a handgun for you wife and think you came out ahead in the trade." | ||
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You are known for doing all kinds of crazy shit and usually start by saying, "Hold my beer while I try something." We Band of Bubbas N.R.A Life Member TDR Cummins Power All The Way Certified member of the Whompers Club | |||
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Police officer asks if you have an ID. And you reply, "About what?" Your wife and your mother are sisters. Your dog has a litter of pups in the front room and nobody notices. You take the wheels off the house and put them up on the roof to hold down the tarp. | |||
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You've ever used lard in bed. You turned down a paid scholarship to A&M cause your uncle had a opening at the "Lube Rack" GWB | |||
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You met your wife in a bar and she became smitten after you complimented her on her nice tooth. if your three year old son knows all the words to "Copenhagen" by Chris Ledoux (mine does) | |||
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You've ever used a toilet bowl brush to scratch where you can't reach. House is on wheels and the truck is on blocks. | |||
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If your mother doesn't remove the cigarette from her lips while she is telling the Highway Patrol Officer to "Kiss my Ass"! Rusty We Band of Brothers! DRSS, NRA & SCI Life Member "I am rejoiced at my fate. Do not be uneasy about me, for I am with my friends." ----- David Crockett in his last letter (to his children), January 9th, 1836 "I will never forsake Texas and her cause. I am her son." ----- Jose Antonio Navarro, from Mexican Prison in 1841 "for I have sworn upon the altar of god eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." Thomas Jefferson Declaration of Arbroath April 6, 1320-“. . .It is not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.” | |||
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Lawn furniture in the front room, couch on the front porch. Gotta go outside the house to get to the fridge. | |||
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if the instructions to your house include "turn off the paved road at mile marker...". Rich | |||
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If your front porch falls in and kills more than 3 dogs. If your honeymoon included a visit to Bass Pro Shop. Caleb | |||
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How bout if you go fly fishing on your honeymoon! I did. God Bless, Louis | |||
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If you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk! 30+ years experience tells me that perfection hit at .264. Others are adequate but anything before or after is wishful thinking. | |||
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... if you spend way too much time in gun forums reading redneck jokes ~~~ Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong. 1 Corinthians 16:13 | |||
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If you have ever uttered the words "Hey ya'll watch this" Steve E.......... NRA Patron Life Member GOA Life Member North American Hunting Club Life Member USAF Veteran | |||
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Too drunk to fish. | |||
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If your wife ever shared a delivery room with her grandmother..... Jon Larsson - Hunter - Shooter - Reloader - Mostly in that order...  | |||
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Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos". GWB | |||
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Paid more for a firearm than you did for the trailer you live in. | |||
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You pick your teeth from a catalog. You've ever had to make a down payment and "tote note" a tattoo. GWB | |||
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I resemble that remark. ****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds | |||
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you have 2 tv's in the living room... 1 to watch, the other to listen to..... go big or go home ........ DSC-- Life Member NRA--Life member DRSS--9.3x74 r Chapuis | |||
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you've got your taxidermist on speed dial 30+ years experience tells me that perfection hit at .264. Others are adequate but anything before or after is wishful thinking. | |||
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If you met your wife at Farm & Fleet "Be A Good Listener. Your Ears Will Never Get You In Trouble" | |||
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You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." You think Possum is "The Other White Meat" Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. when you consider fast food to be hitting a deer while driving 80 MPH. GWB | |||
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If a trucker tells your wife or mother to watch her language. My all-time favorite... | |||
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Your stories begin with: "You ain't gonna belive this shit" And end with: "And that's when I shot him!"  Shovel ready..... but hangin' on | |||
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You are making monthly payments to a taxidermist | |||
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You cried when your son tapped his first keg. | |||
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You forgot Obama was black for an hour....  "When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all." Theodore Roosevelt | |||
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Vise-Grips compose fifty percent of your gunsmithing tools. | |||
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If you and your wife both get a dip of snuff after sex ________________________________________________ Never met a Colt I didn't like. | |||
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You've gotten into a heated debate about "deer whistles." | |||
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That's exactly how I give directions to my house. | |||
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Difference between a redneck and a canoe? -- a canoe tips. | |||
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Your mother gets lip cancer from second hand chew.  | |||
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Just that mental image is hilarious! | |||
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You put diesel in your hire car in France because you think that the "gazoil" pump at the service station is petrol. | |||
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Damn... OK i'm a redneck.
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577 BME 3"500 KILL ALL 358 GREMLIN 404-375 *we band of 45-70ers* (Founder) Single Shot Shooters Society S.S.S.S. (Founder) | |||
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Geedubya, you sure about that? I always heard it was "Play Ball". You might be a redneck if: your wife or mother's hairdo has ever been wrecked by a ceiling fan. Rich Randy, maybe, but you don't live inside the city limits. | |||
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