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"You might be a redneck"
27 January 2010, 12:48
0X0"You might be a redneck"
Chat room last night we were tossing off one line descriptors for "rednecks."
One I liked: "You know that 'little lizard' might describe a small penis, but that 'a lot lizard' is something else entirely."
"You've been divorced five times and still have the same in-laws."
"Your wife and your brother-in-law used to be married to each other."
"Your kids take a siphon hose to Show & Tell."
"You got a handgun for you wife and think you came out ahead in the trade."
27 January 2010, 19:07
drewhenrytntYou are known for doing all kinds of crazy shit and usually start by saying,
"Hold my beer while I try something."
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27 January 2010, 20:40
0X0Police officer asks if you have an ID. And you reply, "About what?"
Your wife and your mother are sisters.
Your dog has a litter of pups in the front room and nobody notices.
You take the wheels off the house and put them up on the roof to hold down the tarp.
27 January 2010, 20:51
GeedubyaYou've ever used lard in bed.
You turned down a paid scholarship to A&M cause your uncle had a opening at the "Lube Rack"
GWB
27 January 2010, 21:41
daniel77You met your wife in a bar and she became smitten after you complimented her on her nice tooth.
if your three year old son knows all the words to "Copenhagen" by Chris Ledoux (mine does)
27 January 2010, 22:40
0X0You've ever used a toilet bowl brush to scratch where you can't reach.
House is on wheels and the truck is on blocks.
27 January 2010, 23:23
RustyIf your mother doesn't remove the cigarette from her lips while she is telling the Highway Patrol Officer to "Kiss my Ass"!
Rusty
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27 January 2010, 23:41
0X0Lawn furniture in the front room, couch on the front porch.
Gotta go outside the house to get to the fridge.
28 January 2010, 00:34
Idaho Sharpshooterif the instructions to your house include "turn off the paved road at mile marker...".
Rich
28 January 2010, 03:49
cable68If your front porch falls in and kills more than 3 dogs.
If your honeymoon included a visit to Bass Pro Shop.
Caleb
28 January 2010, 06:05
youngoutdoorsHow bout if you go fly fishing on your honeymoon! I did.
God Bless, Louis
28 January 2010, 07:04
adamhunterIf you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk!
30+ years experience tells me that perfection hit at .264. Others are adequate but anything before or after is wishful thinking.
28 January 2010, 08:15
CaneCorso... if you spend way too much time in gun forums reading redneck jokes
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28 January 2010, 19:56
Steve E.If you have ever uttered the words
"Hey ya'll watch this"
Steve E..........
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29 January 2010, 04:20
0X0Too drunk to fish.
29 January 2010, 06:24
JLarssonIf your wife ever shared a delivery room with her grandmother.....
Jon Larsson - Hunter - Shooter - Reloader - Mostly in that order...
29 January 2010, 06:56
GeedubyaChiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
GWB
29 January 2010, 11:51
0X0Paid more for a firearm than you did for the trailer you live in.
29 January 2010, 14:20
GeedubyaYou pick your teeth from a catalog.
You've ever had to make a down payment and "tote note" a tattoo.
GWB
29 January 2010, 14:50
Swamp_Foxquote:
Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
if the instructions to your house include "turn off the paved road at mile marker...".
Rich
I resemble that remark.
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30 January 2010, 07:01
jimatcatyou have 2 tv's in the living room... 1 to watch, the other to listen to.....
go big or go home ........
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30 January 2010, 07:17
adamhunteryou've got your taxidermist on speed dial
30+ years experience tells me that perfection hit at .264. Others are adequate but anything before or after is wishful thinking.
30 January 2010, 07:43
Doug B1256If you met your wife at Farm & Fleet
"Be A Good Listener. Your Ears Will Never Get You In Trouble"
30 January 2010, 09:16
GeedubyaYou think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"
Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
when you consider fast food to be hitting a deer while driving 80 MPH.
GWB
30 January 2010, 11:19
homebrewerIf a trucker tells your wife or mother to watch her language. My all-time favorite...
30 January 2010, 21:48
reloadermanYour stories begin with:
"You ain't gonna belive this shit"
And end with:
"And that's when I shot him!"

Shovel ready.....
but hangin' on
31 January 2010, 09:58
sculptorYou are making monthly payments to a taxidermist
01 February 2010, 00:13
Cazador humildeYou cried when your son tapped his first keg.
01 February 2010, 01:26
billinthewildYou forgot Obama was black for an hour....

"When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all."
Theodore Roosevelt
01 February 2010, 06:07
impingementVise-Grips compose fifty percent of your gunsmithing tools.
01 February 2010, 09:24
griz78If you and your wife both get a dip of snuff after sex
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01 February 2010, 10:54
0X0You've gotten into a heated debate about "deer whistles."
17 February 2010, 06:08
Randy Routierquote:
Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
if the instructions to your house include "turn off the paved road at mile marker...".
Rich
That's exactly how I give directions to my house.
18 February 2010, 12:05
0X0Difference between a redneck and a canoe?
-- a canoe tips.
03 March 2010, 20:40
WhatTheYour mother gets lip cancer from second hand chew.

03 March 2010, 22:21
Nortonquote:
Originally posted by Rusty:
If your mother doesn't remove the cigarette from her lips while she is telling the Highway Patrol Officer to "Kiss my Ass"!
Just that mental image is hilarious!
03 March 2010, 22:24
enfieldsparesYou put diesel in your hire car in France because you think that the "gazoil" pump at the service station is petrol.
04 March 2010, 05:03
boom stickDamn...
OK i'm a redneck.
quote:
Originally posted by griz78:
If you and your wife both get a dip of snuff after sex
04 March 2010, 05:04
boom stickquote:
Originally posted by Rusty:
If your mother doesn't remove the cigarette from her lips while she is telling the Highway Patrol Officer to "Kiss my Ass"!

04 March 2010, 05:17
Idaho SharpshooterGeedubya,
you sure about that? I always heard it was "Play Ball".
You might be a redneck if: your wife or mother's hairdo has ever been wrecked by a ceiling fan.
Rich
Randy,
maybe, but you don't live inside the city limits.