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just go my mount back... what can i do?
18 March 2009, 00:05
724wdjust go my mount back... what can i do?
i am NOT happy with the quality of the work done! i've seen mounts done that look twice as good! i paid good money for this thing, and now what? can it be saved by a real taxidermist?
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18 March 2009, 00:18
dogcatYes it can be redone, but the cape is useless. Nearly any good taxidermist can remount this, but it will be more expensive than the first time because he will need to buy a cape.
Good luck.
18 March 2009, 01:19
NavalukYou might consider taking some responsibilty for your selection of a taxidermist.
18 March 2009, 01:20
sculptorWhat don't you like about it?
18 March 2009, 01:51
Jerry HuffakerI'm with Sculptor, it looks great I wouldn't change a thing.

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18 March 2009, 02:00
Frank MartinezLooks like he ran into a brick wall.
I would not accept this without some return of funds or lots of really bad advertising for this guy.
Sorry your taxi guy didnt help you remember the trophy. Now, I fear all you will remember is the headache.
Frank
18 March 2009, 02:45
724wdhe did my elk, which i like...
i know the deer was funny looking to start, but his eyes, aren't quite right. i think his big old roman nose came through pretty well.
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18 March 2009, 03:32
Jerry HuffakerDid he do your cape buffalo too?
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18 March 2009, 03:45
DB BillLooks like someone cut it's throat enough to almost de-capitate it and if that's the case I'd say the taxidermist did the best he could with what he had ... otherwise it looks like crap and I'd be unhappy too.
And I think the elk looks like something done in the 20's.
DB Bill aka Bill George
18 March 2009, 03:49
nobody2Hey, look at the bright side. They all go good together!
18 March 2009, 04:36
LionHunterThanks guys. This thread gave me the best laughs I've had today. They're Boodiful!
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Ok, first, let me say, is this thread a joke? Is the OP for real?
I'm not replying any further unless I know for sure this is one of those BS threads or if this is real.
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18 March 2009, 07:42
724wdquote:
Originally posted by Doc:
Ok, first, let me say, is this thread a joke? Is the OP for real?
I'm not replying any further unless I know for sure this is one of those BS threads or if this is real.
i'm a real person, and that's a real mount. however, not my mount. i found the photo on a stock photo site we use at work and laughed my butt off and had to share. although, i must say i laughed WAY harder at the "cow" mount! AHAHAH!
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18 March 2009, 10:21
J P BakerThanks Guys... I'm Still wiping my drink off my computer screen
18 March 2009, 18:31
Jerry HuffakerHe's very well known for his work on predators.
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18 March 2009, 19:24
PeglegJerry- You're killin' me here!

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19 March 2009, 00:50
Aspen Hill Adventuresquote:
Originally posted by 724wd:
i am NOT happy with the quality of the work done! i've seen mounts done that look twice as good! i paid good money for this thing, and now what? can it be saved by a real taxidermist?
Great jackalope, right?
~Ann
19 March 2009, 02:55
724wdquote:
Originally posted by Aspen Hill Adventures:
Great jackalope, right?
JACKALOPE! HOW DARE YOU! That is a trophy whitetail and although the mounting job is suspect, i am DAMN PROUD of my trophy! i suppose my elk mount isn't up to your standards, either! He was a FIGHTER! don't you see the black eye?!
=)
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19 March 2009, 05:40
SGraves155This guy screwed up my piranhas
19 March 2009, 09:09
UplandhunterThanks for the laughs guys. I really needed it today.
20 March 2009, 00:00
L. David KeithDid the sign out front read: Yesterdee Eye Cuddint spel Taxedermity....taday I are one!
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21 March 2009, 01:41
Wendell Reichquote:
Originally posted by Jerry Huffaker:
Did he do your cape buffalo too?
Jerry, is this a McKenzie form that has been altered?
Can you use this on my two Buffalo? That would be great. Can this be done as a pedestal? Or a cut-away wall mount?
Thanks.
21 March 2009, 02:06
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21 March 2009, 20:24
bluefinI just wished my teeth looked as good as that polar bear's. His taxidermist wasn't any good but he had one heck of a dentist!
21 March 2009, 22:25
Hunting For AdventureThis thread has cracked me up!
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25 January 2010, 00:28
L. David KeithI'm still laughing my ass off. This is too funny!

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http://forums.accuratereloadin...=810104007#810104007 16 Days in Zimbabwe: Leopard, plains game, fowl and more:
http://forums.accuratereloadin...=212108409#212108409Natal: Rhino, Croc, Nyala, Bushbuck and more
http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6341092311 Recent hunt in the Eastern Cape, August 2010: Pics added
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Every morning the Zebra wakes up knowing it must outrun the fastest Lion if it wants to stay alive. Every morning the Lion wakes up knowing it must outrun the slowest Zebra or it will starve. It makes no difference if you are a Zebra or a Lion; when the Sun comes up in Africa, you must wake up running......
"If you're being chased by a Lion, you don't have to be faster than the Lion, you just have to be faster than the person next to you."
25 January 2010, 05:26
MThuntrThat polar bear looks surprised!!
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25 January 2010, 17:44
Jerry Huffaker
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29 January 2010, 05:58
gsganzerI can't stop laughing!!! I had beer come out my nose.
29 January 2010, 07:06
hairbolI'm Pissed what a waste of No. 10 and Schweppes
29 January 2010, 07:51
Idaho SharpshooterAnn,
you are developing a bit of a mean streak.
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16 February 2010, 02:53
edholumI'm laughing so hard right now I have tears streaming down my face and my stomach hurts!!
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17 February 2010, 06:35
RBHuntquote:
Originally posted by RREESE:
I'm willing to pay a little extra to get top quality work.
I love the little black and white rabbit!!

17 February 2010, 18:24
John B TaxidermyWell, if you're a fan of Monty Python, then you
know the Rabbit probably made the kill, and the "Lions" scavanged it! Too funny!
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17 February 2010, 19:21
mattyboyThats funny

17 February 2010, 19:28
mattyboyquote:
Originally posted by RREESE:
That hyena/piranha/bear/whatever is going to give me nightmares....

17 February 2010, 22:23
BNagelquote:
Originally posted by mattyboy:
quote:
Originally posted by RREESE:
That hyena/piranha/bear/whatever is going to give me nightmares....
Only a mount like this would make me lose my fear of hyenas. They scare me in a very old place (hard to shake the childhood nightmares of staying out too late after dark in Ethiopia.)
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18 February 2010, 02:48
Jack D BoldAAARRRRGGGHHHH!
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19 February 2010, 02:45
L. David Keithquote:
That hyena/piranha/bear/whatever is going to give me nightmares....
matty, that critter is a Killer Shrew from the movie "Attack of the Killer Shrews"

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Took the wife the Eastern Cape for her first hunt:
http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6881000262Hunting in the Stormberg, Winterberg and Hankey Mountains of the Eastern Cape 2018
http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/4801073142Hunting the Eastern Cape, RSA May 22nd - June 15th 2007
http://forums.accuratereloadin...=810104007#810104007 16 Days in Zimbabwe: Leopard, plains game, fowl and more:
http://forums.accuratereloadin...=212108409#212108409Natal: Rhino, Croc, Nyala, Bushbuck and more
http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6341092311 Recent hunt in the Eastern Cape, August 2010: Pics added
http://forums.accuratereloadin...261039941#926103994110 days in the Stormberg Mountains
http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/7781081322Back in the Stormberg Mountains with friends: May-June 2017
http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6001078232"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading" - Thomas Jefferson
Every morning the Zebra wakes up knowing it must outrun the fastest Lion if it wants to stay alive. Every morning the Lion wakes up knowing it must outrun the slowest Zebra or it will starve. It makes no difference if you are a Zebra or a Lion; when the Sun comes up in Africa, you must wake up running......
"If you're being chased by a Lion, you don't have to be faster than the Lion, you just have to be faster than the person next to you."
20 February 2010, 01:20
Sevensquote:
Originally posted by Jack D Bold:
AAARRRRGGGHHHH!
Jack, it's not nice to show-off that you can afford a taxidermist with the ability to make the animal look symmetrical.
