Well I like to trap the cats that get into our garbage and kill our quail but it isnt as fun as shooting one or a dog cornering one and then terminating the feline with a gardening tool... Do you guys have any way of killing a trapped cat that has at least some fun to it but not torture?

Not too many. You can shake the trap a little and make them hiss and growl, then cap 'em with a CB short. Swimming lessons work well too.

Dan

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Do you guys have any way of killing a trapped cat that has at least some fun to it

Take yer trapped crat and some buddies.
Load all into Pick-up.
Get up to speed on interstate and find some Semi's to get in front of.
With tailgate CLOSED,have buddies in back of truck open trap.Crat will bail out of bed into oncoming traffic.
No torture,over quickly.

A variation of PT's method...with shotguns.

Tie a string to the trap door, hose down crat, hoist trap up a telephone pole, pull string to open door. Crat skeet.

just a small amount of c4

Get one of those plastic industrial 55-gallon pickle drums with the clamp on lids. Install a one way trapdoor lid on the top(in). Install one of those front loading washing machine doors with glass on the side of the drum(view). Install a full grown coon in there. Pull up a seat. Load the cat carefully into the drum via the trapdoor. Certainly not torture, and lots of fun for sure. The coon can be used over and over again.

I thought poking the barrel into the cage and pulling the trigger was all the fun one needed to make it worth while. Am I missing something here. It is a service we are doing here.

Take them out in a big open field and bring your varment rifle. Let them get out a good range for sport.
Open the traps way away from your truck

I releised 4 young cats right next to my truck , The damn cats ran under the truck and hid up inside the wheel wells and I could not get them out.

I drove back home and set the trap next to the truck . Next morening I had retraped them.

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he damn cats ran under the truck and hid up inside the wheel wells and I could not get them out.

I'll tell ya how. Start engine, gas it up to about 5 grand and pop the clutch in 4-wheel low. Works EVERY time.

Dan

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man...too many options...

super glue their butthole an watch'em swell

i think wolf bait makes the most sense...when you hear some hissing and meow'n grab the rifle!

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he damn cats ran under the truck and hid up inside the wheel wells and I could not get them out.

I'll tell ya how. Start engine, gas it up to about 5 grand and pop the clutch in 4-wheel low. Works EVERY time.

Dan

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I tryed that, They got inside the front fenders sheet metal. They rode in there about 10 miles back to my house and a shoved a water hose inside the fender and only one came out. what a feasco

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cap 'em with a CB short

Dannie boy? You are not your self

I am sad at My Bowl
Birman

Herro Birman-san. Li know you tark to Mr. Dan but this is deep question. If not serf, then what serf do with serf? Which serf? Beau coup dien qe dao! Birman-san, you onry harf crever. You know this. You wirr see sometime soon.
Li think this over. That arr for now GI.

I shit at thine self

Whenever it is a drizzly December in my soul, whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street and methodically knocking small Quail off -- then, I account it high time to get to the fields as soon as I can.

I plan my hunt at My Bowl
Birman

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I shit at thine self

Ya'd fell alot better if ya let me 'Wring' ya out like a washrag.

I wanna video of that'n...for sure!

Dan

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Originally posted by GSP7:
Take them out in a big open field and bring your varment rifle. Let them get out a good range for sport.
Open the traps way away from your truck

I releised 4 young cats right next to my truck , The damn cats ran under the truck and hid up inside the wheel wells and I could not get them out.

I drove back home and set the trap next to the truck . Next morening I had retraped them.

One large CO2 fire extinguisher to provide notice of eviction and a handy .22 rimfire semi either in a carbine or a nice accurate pistol for the( browning buck mark 5") Got to love that cold cold jet out of the nozzle and its setative effect in moderate quantities in inclosed areas.Left over co2 charge can be used for cooling some long necks while they are still in the box.

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Originally posted by N. S. Sherlock:
Get one of those plastic industrial 55-gallon pickle drums with the clamp on lids. Install a one way trapdoor lid on the top(in). Install one of those front loading washing machine doors with glass on the side of the drum(view). Install a full grown coon in there. Pull up a seat. Load the cat carefully into the drum via the trapdoor. Certainly not torture, and lots of fun for sure. The coon can be used over and over again.

Could one sub in a juvinile badger for a more energetic wash and rinse cycle?

Oh absolutely hipster. A wolverine, a dingo, a Tasmanian devil, a tough little midgXXXXXXXXX( oops,can't say that) would work good too. How about putting birman on like a puppet and when you took it off, ripping out the tonsils with your hand (Thanks PT for that).

You mean you dont know what to do with this ???

Well we tie it to a big dog and set back with a cold beer and watch to fight.. Thats what we do in GA.

I think the old ways are best.

Get two crats and tie their tails together with heavy twine.

Hang them over a clothes line.

Let the crats sort it out.

Mew Shoo cat is good.

I find lowering the trapped field lion into the creek behind the ranch house is an interesting dispatch method.There is a riffle that stays open to -22 degrees.Oh no he stopped letting little bubbles up!!!

Kickback, that is properly known as the "Don Ho Tiny Bubbles" method. Thought you'd like to know, in case his music has not penetrated into the Rockies yet.

Dan

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