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Cat trapping and extermination
28 December 2005, 15:05
Max M.Cat trapping and extermination
Well I like to trap the cats that get into our garbage and kill our quail but it isnt as fun as shooting one or a dog cornering one and then terminating the feline with a gardening tool... Do you guys have any way of killing a trapped cat that has at least some fun to it but not torture?
28 December 2005, 17:42
DigitalDanNot too many. You can shake the trap a little and make them hiss and growl, then cap 'em with a CB short. Swimming lessons work well too.
Dan
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28 December 2005, 21:23
poletaxquote:
Do you guys have any way of killing a trapped cat that has at least some fun to it
Take yer trapped crat and some buddies.
Load all into Pick-up.
Get up to speed on interstate and find some Semi's to get in front of.
With tailgate CLOSED,have buddies in back of truck open trap.Crat will bail out of bed into oncoming traffic.
No torture,over quickly.
My Strength Is That I Can Laugh At Myself,
My Weakness Is That I have No Choice.
28 December 2005, 21:40
CDHA variation of PT's method...with shotguns.
Tie a string to the trap door, hose down crat, hoist trap up a telephone pole, pull string to open door. Crat skeet.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
28 December 2005, 22:23
butchlocjust a small amount of c4
29 December 2005, 22:48
N. S. SherlockGet one of those plastic industrial 55-gallon pickle drums with the clamp on lids. Install a one way trapdoor lid on the top(in). Install one of those front loading washing machine doors with glass on the side of the drum(view). Install a full grown coon in there. Pull up a seat. Load the cat carefully into the drum via the trapdoor. Certainly not torture, and lots of fun for sure. The coon can be used over and over again.
30 December 2005, 04:01
jamonI thought poking the barrel into the cage and pulling the trigger was all the fun one needed to make it worth while. Am I missing something here. It is a service we are doing here.
30 December 2005, 06:08
GSP7Take them out in a big open field and bring your varment rifle. Let them get out a good range for sport.
Open the traps way away from your truck
I releised 4 young cats right next to my truck , The damn cats ran under the truck and hid up inside the wheel wells and I could not get them out.
I drove back home and set the trap next to the truck . Next morening I had retraped them.
30 December 2005, 23:54
DigitalDanquote:
he damn cats ran under the truck and hid up inside the wheel wells and I could not get them out.
I'll tell ya how. Start engine, gas it up to about 5 grand and pop the clutch in 4-wheel low. Works EVERY time.

Dan
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31 December 2005, 09:01
boom stickman...too many options...
31 December 2005, 10:20
coyotewallacesuper glue their butthole an watch'em swell
31 December 2005, 23:53
boom sticki think wolf bait makes the most sense...when you hear some hissing and meow'n grab the rifle!
01 January 2006, 00:36
GSP7quote:
Originally posted by DigitalDan:
quote:
he damn cats ran under the truck and hid up inside the wheel wells and I could not get them out.
I'll tell ya how. Start engine, gas it up to about 5 grand and pop the clutch in 4-wheel low. Works EVERY time.

Dan
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I tryed that, They got inside the front fenders sheet metal. They rode in there about 10 miles back to my house and a shoved a water hose inside the fender and only one came out. what a feasco

01 January 2006, 03:59
Birmanquote:
cap 'em with a CB short
Dannie boy? You are not your self

I am sad at My Bowl
Birman

01 January 2006, 05:35
Dragon LadyHerro Birman-san. Li know you tark to Mr. Dan but this is deep question. If not serf, then what serf do with serf? Which serf? Beau coup dien qe dao! Birman-san, you onry harf crever. You know this. You wirr see sometime soon.
Li think this over. That arr for now GI.
01 January 2006, 06:53
BirmanI shit at thine self
Whenever it is a drizzly December in my soul, whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street and methodically knocking small Quail off

-- then, I account it high time to get to the fields as soon as I can.
I plan my hunt at My Bowl
Birman

01 January 2006, 07:06
poletaxquote:
I shit at thine self
Ya'd fell alot better if ya let me 'Wring' ya out like a washrag.

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My Weakness Is That I have No Choice.
01 January 2006, 08:27
DigitalDanI wanna video of that'n...for sure!

Dan
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05 January 2006, 03:57
Hipsterquote:
Originally posted by GSP7:
Take them out in a big open field and bring your varment rifle. Let them get out a good range for sport.
Open the traps way away from your truck
I releised 4 young cats right next to my truck , The damn cats ran under the truck and hid up inside the wheel wells and I could not get them out.
I drove back home and set the trap next to the truck . Next morening I had retraped them.
One large CO2 fire extinguisher to provide notice of eviction and a handy .22 rimfire semi either in a carbine or a nice accurate pistol for the( browning buck mark 5") Got to love that cold cold jet out of the nozzle and its setative effect in moderate quantities in inclosed areas.Left over co2 charge can be used for cooling some long necks while they are still in the box.
05 January 2006, 04:01
Hipsterquote:
Originally posted by N. S. Sherlock:
Get one of those plastic industrial 55-gallon pickle drums with the clamp on lids. Install a one way trapdoor lid on the top(in). Install one of those front loading washing machine doors with glass on the side of the drum(view). Install a full grown coon in there. Pull up a seat. Load the cat carefully into the drum via the trapdoor. Certainly not torture, and lots of fun for sure. The coon can be used over and over again.
Could one sub in a juvinile badger for a more energetic wash and rinse cycle?
05 January 2006, 21:32
N. S. SherlockOh absolutely hipster. A wolverine, a dingo, a Tasmanian devil, a tough little midgXXXXXXXXX( oops,can't say that) would work good too. How about putting birman on like a puppet and when you took it off, ripping out the tonsils with your hand (Thanks PT for that).
07 January 2006, 05:11
short44You mean you dont know what to do with this ???
Well we tie it to a big dog and set back with a cold beer and watch to fight.. Thats what we do in GA.
Dwindling the worlds lead supply one cat at a time!!
07 January 2006, 06:17
Swamp_FoxI think the old ways are best.
Get two crats and tie their tails together with heavy twine.
Hang them over a clothes line.
Let the crats sort it out.
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08 January 2006, 19:26
N. S. SherlockMew Shoo cat is good.
20 January 2006, 11:20
kickbackI find lowering the trapped field lion into the creek behind the ranch house is an interesting dispatch method.There is a riffle that stays open to -22 degrees.Oh no he stopped letting little bubbles up!!!
20 January 2006, 17:39
DigitalDanKickback, that is properly known as the "Don Ho Tiny Bubbles" method. Thought you'd like to know, in case his music has not penetrated into the Rockies yet.
Dan
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