Cute pic PT. My little black cat just loves to fight with me cause she never loses! derf

In my world that's called bitin' off more than your asshole can handle.

Dan

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http://www.Pending.RedSplatter

nothing a tazer or a 300 rum won't handle

Boomer, ya think that RUM would mess up that artic pelt?

Dan

Pres., TYHC

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In all honesty Dan,,,,Do ya really care if theres a pelt left to recover at all? I don't,Kill'em all! Clay

Clay, I must admit my tongue was firmly in my cheek on that one. Actually I think the purrfect shot on that one would be against a dark cedar forest, cross lit by a setting sun. White on green, red haze of exclamation, thunder rolling thru the hills... Damn, almost get misty eyed thinking about it!

Dan

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please save the pelt, you can make a lovely coat for your daughter's Barbie....

So Mr Poletax. That crat should be fitted out with an "old Ned" brand cat obedience and electrifying high performance squaller collar. Makes the most savage puter panther do right at the touch of a button. N.S.

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an "old Ned" brand cat obedience and electrifying high performance squaller collar.

He is wearing one,sort of.
It is actually a 'SAC CINCH', like the ones they use on Bucking Bulls at the Rodeo.(only smaller and electrified.)
He's a perky lil crat when I hit the button.He whipped a Grandfather clock just the other day.

Squirt something in his mouth like some really hot habaneras (sp) he will thing twice about biting you again.

A guy can only stand so much......POW....

Now that's cat that is secure in it's position!



I really don't understand how you can hate a whole species that produces companions like that.

Yep, seems he will make a mouse cover fur sure

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I really don't understand

We know, but hope springs eternal.

Dan

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Originally posted by poletax:
A guy can only stand so much......POW....

Now where is that double bit AXE

Hog Killer

That's my buddy, Waylan.
The better half and I just got hitched.Friend of hers gave her a mixed dawg.Willie ,as he is known.
We took the mongrel to the Vet for somesuch and the Vet office had a box of kittens dumped on em late at nite/early morn.
In the litter was a snow white toadfish lookin' thing. The Doc said the thing probably wouldn't live long due to intestenal worms/boas.Ocourse it got drug to our house as a chewtoy for Willie.Willie let it lay w/him and it pulled thru its sickness.
We named her Waylan w/an A. Willie and Waylan got along just as their namesakes.
I look forward to seein' em after a days work.

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Originally posted by short44:
I have the live trap set out side right now try'n to catch the next door pussy to try out some new tricks on !!! LOL.

Your trapping Hookers

Trappin hookers.....

That's an idea that could solve a problem or two.

Then, when they find the dungeon, They will make a movie of your life.

ahhh, mstarling, one of our better converts. it is always nice to see the fruition of your labors speak out on my behalf. now are these mstarling tasty like the starlings i sometimes eat.

waylan is the name you humans gave him. he is another dedicated soldier, willing at an early age to infest himself to gain the sympathy and trust of certain humans. now he commands the full respect and awe of everyone in the house.

as you can see, our plans are working perfectly. surrender now and we will have mercy on you, fight and be eaten.

purrrrrrrrrrrr

Back to the stove.

White pussy, white wine,
a little garlic chopped, a head lopped.

Oven at 375*,
don't forget the chives.

Stuffed with crab and veggies,
maybe a little nutmeggy.

No finer belch e'er heard from a gut,
than that from the belly of a sated GSP mutt.

Serves 6.

Dan

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You know, a really sick, sadistic, crat hating, world class sumbitch might suggest using a pnuematic nail gun so as not to badly mess up the hide.. Fortunately, I am not that individual...

Don't look at me like that.


HTRN