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16 September 2005, 21:44
poletax
Help,,he's eatin' me up........



My Strength Is That I Can Laugh At Myself,
My Weakness Is That I have No Choice.
16 September 2005, 22:27
derf
Cute pic PT. My little black cat just loves to fight with me cause she never loses! Big Grin derf


Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
17 September 2005, 00:37
DigitalDan
In my world that's called bitin' off more than your asshole can handle. shame

Dan

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If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky?

17 September 2005, 01:41
boom stick
quote:
http://www.Pending.RedSplatter

nothing a tazer or a 300 rum won't handle roflmao


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17 September 2005, 03:34
DigitalDan
Boomer, ya think that RUM would mess up that artic pelt?

Dan

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If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky?

20 September 2005, 05:26
claybuster
In all honesty Dan,,,,Do ya really care if theres a pelt left to recover at all? I don't,Kill'em all! Clay
20 September 2005, 06:16
DigitalDan
Clay, I must admit my tongue was firmly in my cheek on that one. Actually I think the purrfect shot on that one would be against a dark cedar forest, cross lit by a setting sun. White on green, red haze of exclamation, thunder rolling thru the hills... Damn, almost get misty eyed thinking about it! beer

Dan

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If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky?

20 September 2005, 08:29
45LCshooter
please save the pelt, you can make a lovely coat for your daughter's Barbie....


All that's gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost.
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20 September 2005, 23:16
N. S. Sherlock
So Mr Poletax. That crat should be fitted out with an "old Ned" brand cat obedience and electrifying high performance squaller collar. Makes the most savage puter panther do right at the touch of a button. N.S.


"Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you" G. ned ludd
21 September 2005, 00:25
poletax
quote:
an "old Ned" brand cat obedience and electrifying high performance squaller collar.

He is wearing one,sort of.
It is actually a 'SAC CINCH', like the ones they use on Bucking Bulls at the Rodeo.(only smaller and electrified.)
He's a perky lil crat when I hit the button.He whipped a Grandfather clock just the other day.


My Strength Is That I Can Laugh At Myself,
My Weakness Is That I have No Choice.
23 September 2005, 20:57
Swede44mag
Squirt something in his mouth like some really hot habaneras (sp) he will thing twice about biting you again. Eeker


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26 October 2005, 22:21
poletax
A guy can only stand so much......POW....





My Strength Is That I Can Laugh At Myself,
My Weakness Is That I have No Choice.
27 October 2005, 02:07
mstarling
Now that's cat that is secure in it's position!

Big GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin

I really don't understand how you can hate a whole species that produces companions like that.


Mike

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27 October 2005, 02:15
invader66
Yep, seems he will make a mouse cover fur sure Big Grin


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27 October 2005, 02:55
DigitalDan
quote:
I really don't understand



We know, but hope springs eternal. Wink

Dan

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If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky?

27 October 2005, 03:21
Hog Killer
quote:
Originally posted by poletax:
A guy can only stand so much......POW....




Now where is that double bit AXE Big Grin

Hog Killer


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27 October 2005, 05:54
poletax
That's my buddy, Waylan.
The better half and I just got hitched.Friend of hers gave her a mixed dawg.Willie ,as he is known.
We took the mongrel to the Vet for somesuch and the Vet office had a box of kittens dumped on em late at nite/early morn.
In the litter was a snow white toadfish lookin' thing. The Doc said the thing probably wouldn't live long due to intestenal worms/boas.Ocourse it got drug to our house as a chewtoy for Willie.Willie let it lay w/him and it pulled thru its sickness.
We named her Waylan w/an A. Willie and Waylan got along just as their namesakes.
I look forward to seein' em after a days work.


My Strength Is That I Can Laugh At Myself,
My Weakness Is That I have No Choice.
27 October 2005, 20:21
short44
Yeah I have a cat and she's safe in my house, BUT I have the live trap set out side right now try'n to catch the next door pussy to try out some new tricks on !!! LOL.


Dwindling the worlds lead supply one cat at a time!!
28 October 2005, 00:23
Hog Killer
quote:
Originally posted by short44:
I have the live trap set out side right now try'n to catch the next door pussy to try out some new tricks on !!! LOL.


bewilderedYour trapping Hookers sofa
28 October 2005, 10:28
Swamp_Fox
Trappin hookers.....

That's an idea that could solve a problem or two.

Then, when they find the dungeon, They will make a movie of your life. roflmao


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28 October 2005, 20:34
BIRMAN'S XO
ahhh, mstarling, one of our better converts. it is always nice to see the fruition of your labors speak out on my behalf. now are these mstarling tasty like the starlings i sometimes eat.

waylan is the name you humans gave him. he is another dedicated soldier, willing at an early age to infest himself to gain the sympathy and trust of certain humans. now he commands the full respect and awe of everyone in the house.

as you can see, our plans are working perfectly. surrender now and we will have mercy on you, fight and be eaten.

purrrrrrrrrrrr
28 October 2005, 20:43
DigitalDan
Back to the stove.

White pussy, white wine,
a little garlic chopped, a head lopped.

Oven at 375*,
don't forget the chives.

Stuffed with crab and veggies,
maybe a little nutmeggy.

No finer belch e'er heard from a gut,
than that from the belly of a sated GSP mutt.

Serves 6.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

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If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky?

29 October 2005, 09:34
HTRN
You know, a really sick, sadistic, crat hating, world class sumbitch might suggest using a pnuematic nail gun so as not to badly mess up the hide.. Fortunately, I am not that individual...

Don't look at me like that. Big Grin


HTRN