How Gay is Too Gay to Hunt in Africa

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28 February 2010, 21:10

Will

How Gay is Too Gay to Hunt in Africa

After perusing the "Too Fat", "Too Old", "Too Young", "Too Stupid", "Too Tired", "Too Rich", "Too Poor", "Too Bald", "Too Short", "Too Tall", and "Too Goofy" threads, I thought I would ask this question:

How gay is too gay to hunt in Africa?

What say yee?

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28 February 2010, 21:26

kayaker

Ask ol' Chipololo, Capstick and Taylor

28 February 2010, 21:30

aussie21

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! ! !

28 February 2010, 21:32

Mikelravy

Next ought to be who is too cranky to post about African hunting

28 February 2010, 21:38

Blacktailer

Will,
You can be as gay as you like. I make it a habit of always keeping my rifle within arms reach when in Africa.

28 February 2010, 21:42

Aspen Hill Adventures

Do gay people hunt?

28 February 2010, 21:43

larryshores

I know one that does hunt birds often.

28 February 2010, 21:45

AnotherAZWriter

Reminds me why I admire the NRA: they are a single issue group.

They don't care if you are fat
They don't care if you are old
They don't care if you are female
They don't care if you are black
They don't care if you are gay
They don't care how you feel about abortion

They only care about the Second Amendment. I suspect we hunters would be better off if we emulated the NRA.

28 February 2010, 22:16

MARK H. YOUNG

AAZ,

They also don't care if your liberal, conservative, republican or democrat as long as your pro gun.

Yes! Liberals and Democrats can be very pro gun.

As to the original question if statistics are correct several of our macho AR brethren are probably gay. I quess they'd only be TOO gay if they pranced around the bush in a tu-tu (SP). Actually in that case they probably have more problems than their sexual orientation.

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28 February 2010, 22:26

RREESE

I think you're too gay to hunt if all those sweet little animals are just too cute to kill.

28 February 2010, 22:32

Yale

Dear Will:

In your professional opinion, at what point is someone too gay to hunt in Africa?

"Getting a wee bit lonely in our old age are we?" - Scotty in Star Trek.

Sincerely,

Chris Bemis

28 February 2010, 22:51

Grafton

Scroll down through this thread:

http://forums.accuratereloadin...=996101331#996101331

you will know it when you see it.

28 February 2010, 23:26

MARK H. YOUNG

Grafton,

Good one! All that talk about clothes makes one a litte suspicious of those big bad DG hunters.

Mark

28 February 2010, 23:26

boom stick

if that were so he would not be gay

quote:
Originally posted by larryshores:
I know one that does hunt birds often.

28 February 2010, 23:31

boom stick

Lololololololololololol

quote:
Originally posted by aussie21:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! ! !

28 February 2010, 23:36

RBHunt

quote:
Originally posted by RREESE:
I think you're too gay to hunt if all those sweet little animals are just too cute to kill.

Gentlemen, I believe we have a winner.

28 February 2010, 23:43

surestrike

quote:
Originally posted by Aspen Hill Adventures:
Do gay people hunt?

I think Will has shot something like 25 elephants now.

28 February 2010, 23:50

AnotherAZWriter

quote:
Originally posted by MARK H. YOUNG:
AAZ,

They also don't care if your liberal, conservative, republican or democrat as long as your pro gun.

Yes! Liberals and Democrats can be very pro gun.

As to the original question if statistics are correct several of our macho AR brethren are probably gay. I quess they'd only be TOO gay if they pranced around the bush in a tu-tu (SP). Actually in that case they probably have more problems than their sexual orientation.

Mark

You are certainly correct Mark. I think the NRA gave an A+ rating to Howard Dean. I remember when I had a place in MN the NRA would always endorse Oberstar, a Democrat.

Most people assume the NRA support the Republican party without question. Not true.

01 March 2010, 00:11

shakari

Surely the real question must be, can an old, short, fat, unwell, deaf, gay, two headed, liberal democrat hunter with bad eyesight, a personal hygene problem and MS as his PH, manage to shoot (with his favourite 45/70) a big tusker that's been hiding in a tree stand without having to ask his PH to help him out?

And if he does, who gets the credit?

01 March 2010, 00:24

JudgeG

quote:
Originally posted by MARK H. YOUNG: I quess they'd only be TOO gay if they pranced around the bush in a tu-tu (SP). Actually in that case they probably have more problems than their sexual orientation.

Mark

I guess it would be just fine if it the tu-tu was camo and not pink?

01 March 2010, 03:14

boom stick

Som gay person might just kill for a real fabulous leopard print

01 March 2010, 03:39

Steve

Wait. Wasn't there a piture of Will in a skirt (er... kilt) around here once.

I wouldn't call it gay. More flamboyant. But not quite Ice Dancing flamboyant.

01 March 2010, 04:03

Balla Balla

Basically there is one simple answer..

Show us the colour of your MONEY and if it's greenbacks then who cares. Anyone can hunt in Africa, money does not discriminate in thias case

Cheers, Peter

01 March 2010, 04:31

Russ Gould

When you cut your shirt sleeves off, wear short pants, and wear your hair in a ponytail

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01 March 2010, 04:55

Bwana Moja

Many of the shorty-short tight fitting short pants worn by PH's have often left me wondering. Would all PH's please stop wearing those khaki colored thigh-gripping short pants in the best interest of safari style please!

01 March 2010, 05:16

Idaho Sharpshooter

Russ,

is that the Courteney Boots model with the pre-pubescent girlfriend in the ads?

Rich

01 March 2010, 05:16

lal

I never met a gay hunter.

01 March 2010, 05:35

Larry Sellers

lal - Not that you knew of anyway.

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quote:
Originally posted by lal:
I never met a gay hunter.

01 March 2010, 05:40

Matt Graham

I read a survey once that claimed that 50% of German males aged 40YO had had a homosexual experience.... have a think about that!! That was a world-wide survey. USA and Australia were very close, about 15-20% from memory and the highest was Thailand (about 70%)... We get quite a few homosexual clients and few Democrats too!!

01 March 2010, 06:02

mete

You can get pink camo !!
Be careful about a ponytail - the orca at Sea World pulled that poor woman down by her ponytail. I guess that's why they put tails on fishing lures.

01 March 2010, 06:07

RBHunt

quote:
Originally posted by Russ Gould:
When you cut your shirt sleeves off, wear short pants, and wear your hair in a ponytail

01 March 2010, 06:15

larryshores

Seriously, do you think you have ever had a PH that was gay?

I do. It was in Tanzania. The first day in Masai land, he got out of the truck, and took off his shirt. Then he put on suntan lotion. However, when he rolled his shorts up to his crotch, I looked at my brother and gave him a WTF look.

At some point, we both concluded he was gay.

01 March 2010, 07:21

MikeBurke

What is too gay?

Sleeveless shirts and too scared to pull the front trigger on a double rifle first.

01 March 2010, 07:28

ledvm

If they are gay...there PH's initials should be J.S.

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01 March 2010, 07:35

ledvm

You know though Will...if I had started this thread...I would caught 9 kinds of hell for it.

01 March 2010, 07:40

RBHunt

Did I read some where that John Wayne was gay? Didn't Capstick say in his book that Taylor was gay? I think both of those guys hunted Africa?

01 March 2010, 07:54

Texas Blue Devil

quote:
Originally posted by SableTrail:
Many of the shorty-short tight fitting short pants worn by PH's have often left me wondering. Would all PH's please stop wearing those khaki colored thigh-gripping short pants in the best interest of safari style please!

01 March 2010, 08:04

Fjold

Google "Pink Pistols"

They are a pro-Second Amendment group of gays in San Francisco. They are very involved in the fight to restore gun rights in California.

Frank

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01 March 2010, 08:08

Ghubert

This gay:

01 March 2010, 08:15

Chobe Bushbuck

quote:
Originally posted by kayaker:
Ask ol' Chipololo, Capstick and Taylor

Who is Chipololo?

I did a search and came up with this:

http://forums.accuratereloadin...641029201#9641029201

Is that who you are referring to?