Looking very much forward to a complete hunting report! Damn, I'm jealous!

Man! Who'd have thought this thread would have these kind of legs????
Dave

looks like we will post about anything till it's beat to death, I.E. this thread and the porn in the bush thread

I think when Dan comes back he will conduct a new scientific enquiry for African Hunter.

He will determine the minimum bullet weight and diameter to perforate the frontal brain pan of two AR members on this thread.

Unfortunately this will add little to ballistic science because there is so little mass between their ears as to offer any resistance to a big game bullet.

A BB gun or .177 air gun pellet should do just fine for a complete shoot through!

ANdy

Andy
You might reconsider your post.... Some of them guys seem "pretty hard headed" to me.
As I have stated before I have hunted, shot, and broken bread with 500grains, and found him to be a No1 guy.
As is the case with all the AR people I have met in person.

NE450,

Just add a couple of pumps to the air guns handle for dangerous game. That should take care of any hard head-ed-ness! I dont think any of these fellows will require a real heavy weight like a .22 rimfire.

Andy

hey I made my offer to step in the ring with him it would be my pleasure, even toss Mick in there with us if you wish....I'm willing to see if Danny boy can penetrate my skull with anything other than words

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Originally posted by cats:
hey I made my offer to step in the ring with him it would be my pleasure, even toss Mick in there with us if you wish....I'm willing to see if Danny boy can penetrate my skull with anything other than words

Maybe you could start by identifying yourself publicly instead of this pathetic hiding behind anonymity.

A photo perhaps with one of these famous "bears" would be good too.

Clown.

I know it pisses you off that I won't ...just 'cause you demand a photo as some sort of warped "proof of manhood"...continue to be pissed
FTR there are posters here whom are members of the same chapter of SCI as I and we have dined together at SCI meetings, laughed about some AR topics/posters in good humor, and I shall dine with again. There are other posters whom live within driving distance of my home whom I've invited to my home for dinner and an evening of fireside rehashing of days afield...the end results the same...good humor chuckles at the antics of some AR posters an topics. cats

quote:

Originally posted by NitroX:
[Maybe you could start by identifying yourself publicly instead of this pathetic hiding behind anonymity.

much the same as NitroX it appears to me

quote:

Originally posted by cats:
much the same as NitroX it appears to me

As anyone with a brain could do, all they need to do is follow up the domain links and go to CONTACTS.

If you claim to be willing to "get in a ring" (now that IS a warped "proof of manhood"), stop being so shallow and identify yourself.

why I'm "Cats" everyone thinks they know me or at least they claim to...wasn't it you that thought/thinks I'm that Carmelo guy? Wasn't it you or Danny that said I'm an AOL member with the same ISP as Wynood so that makes me him (even though Don told you he had no idea if I was)? Wasn't it you or Forest B whom claimed I never set foot in any of Africa, don't own a decent DG rifle, wasn't it Mick whom as an resident Ak didn't think to look at the AKDF&G website for me....yep! everyone knows old cats ...or thinks they do anyway....
This much I will tell you.....I don't wear white suites and spill red wine in my lap.

quote:

Originally posted by boom stick:

quote:

Originally posted by 577NitroExpress:
I highly doubt these big brave men would utter the same words to the faces of the people they are insulting here in these posts.

"say that to my face" rule <<SNIP

SNIP>>if people are different than you in a way you dont like we should not be calling them "fatty" or hoping they get stomped to death by an elephant but i do think a good game of paintball might be a good idea since it involves shooting, pain and humiliation for the loser. if you attack a person personaly you should be willing to fight the person face to face in a paintball duel

This string is a perfect example of the telephone terrorist, graduateing to the internet! His courage hasn't gotten any better, he is still a little coward hideing in anonymity offered by the world wide web.

Paint ball duel????? I think a couple of quick shots from a 500/450 NE double rifle would be far more satisfying, and I think would create a noticable stablizing vaccuum in this string!

...........BYE!

Hey all,

Had to jump back in this thread since it appears to have veered from what was a goof to a pissing contest between "fatpig" and Cats...

FOR THE RECORD: I "carmelo" am not hiding my identity. My picture, email address etc are there in my posts, people here know where I'm located, have met me in person, spoken to me on the phone, met me SCI.
Anything I have to say (as you have all witnessed) I say openly in public. I don't hide.

Nor am I posting on A/R on any handle other than my own.

Just wanted to get that off my chest...
OK I'm outta the thread again...

Have fun fellas.

quote:

Originally posted by cats:
why I'm "Cats" everyone thinks they know me or at least they claim to...wasn't it you that thought/thinks I'm that Carmelo guy? Wasn't it you or Danny that said I'm an AOL member with the same ISP as Wynood so that makes me him (even though Don told you he had no idea if I was)? Wasn't it you or Forest B whom claimed I never set foot in any of Africa, don't own a decent DG rifle, wasn't it Mick whom as an resident Ak didn't think to look at the AKDF&G website for me....yep! everyone knows old cats ...or thinks they do anyway....
This much I will tell you.....I don't wear white suites and spill red wine in my lap.

Poser

I never claimed to be a resident of Alaska. I said I had resident hunting rights. I'll let the Alaskan Guide figure that out. As to the AKDF&G should I look under 'cats' or Poser? There was a listing under 'skumbag' but that could be a lot of people.

C'mon Poser let's hear something concrete, not mor unprovable lies. Can't you find anymore pictures on the internet to post?

Oh, and it was not Nitro it was DRG who said you had the same IP as Wynwood. Maybe loudmouthed liars just run rampant at your IP address.

quote:

posted by Carmello:

Nor am I posting on A/R on any handle other than my own.

You forgot to add "at this time", Joey.

well when grains gets back it will be interesting for the selacious typers to test their hunting skills on eachother for the bragging and humiliation factor with a deul of paintball or boxing whatever they pick, it will certainly be more interesting than banging away on a keyboard. consider it an old fashioned duel but everyone walks away to hunt again. this kinda reminds me of bucks butting heads to achieve dominance for the right to mate but there are no chicks involved. so lets not get in over our heads and realize if you did not know eachother and ran into eachother at a hunters camp you would probbably get along and smoke a cigar together over a good scotch. remember this is all for fun and exitement. all of us would rather be hunting and adventuring instead of wasting our lives holding the couch down and keeping a remote warm. dang it your dicks are all the same lenght so get along!

Heartily good luck 500 grains.

I am repeating what I wish You on NitroExpress forum.

Where You are, the animals seem more polite and educated than on this thread.

I won't jump into this verbal quagmire. I only remark that the nasty ones (no need to quote them, no need to advertise for them, no need to fuel the fire) are no longer am but pro.
Are they sober?

quote:

Originally posted by jbderunz:
Heartily good luck 500 grains.

I am repeating what I wish You on NitroExpress forum.

Where You are, the animals seem more polite and educated than on this thread.

I won't jump into this verbal quagmire. I only remark that the nasty ones (no need to quote them, no need to advertise for them, no need to fuel the fire) are no longer am but pro.
Are they sober?

Dude you sound pretty gay....

Mick go back a couple posts to where I told Nitrox why I won't post a picture, name or addy...then just insert your name for Nitro's. The people whom count know who I am, what I look like and where I live.
Also I am confused at the tag "Poser" you refer to me as... I mean I'm not great looking and my face has a few scars from taking a few too many 8 counts over the years, but if you want me to pose for some type of perverse pics for you...such as me with animals, like
Ray and a goat or one like that lady lawyer did with the croc...well sorry but you may be better off with a ele hunter that keeps porn mags in his backpack.

Carmelo,

How would you know? Seems you bring this up a bit. Why?

JPK

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quote:

Originally posted by JPK:
Carmelo,

How would you know? Seems you bring this up a bit. Why?

JPK

Dude, I bowed out of the thread... let it go stop pissing and moaning like a B

The thread was a goof lighten up...

quote:

I know it pisses you off that I won't ...just 'cause you demand a photo as some sort of warped "proof of manhood"...

________________________________


Please realize that there's never been any doubt from anyone of us (from Carmello, maybe) as to the status of your "manhood", kitten. Absolutely no doubt at all.

"Scars from too many 8 counts", eh? Yeah, BALLBUSTER, tell us all about that, too, and of "your career in the ring". I know, I know, you have pics but are too proud to show them, right? I, for one, do believe that you actually do suffer from far "too many 8 counts".

DB

quote:

Originally posted by cats:
...well sorry but you may be better off with a ele hunter that keeps porn mags in his backpack.

Never truer words said.

***

Hey by now I am confident Dan might have at least number 2 or 3 ele on the ground!

Ganyana - do you have intel?

Hey all...

Just to set the record straight on this entire thread...

As much as a dork as Danny boy may be, as annoying and arrogant as the vast majority of his posts are I still have to humbly ADMIT that yes! I DO WISH IT WAS ME HUNTING ELE IN ZIM right now!

Am I slightly jealous? HELL YEAH! The reason I read and post here on A/R is becuase I am a hunter and happen to share the same passion as everyone here. My spats with Danny, Fatboy, and the other whiny sniveling morons are sidebar amusements. They do not reflect on my love and respect of Hunting.

I've read posts on "wannabees" versus doers?

Well I'm patiently saving my pennies and my day will come just like danny's and most others who get the chance to do the safari of their dreams. I make no excuses for my preference in caliber choices and also don't give a crap about what anyone thinks of them either

Furthermore as much as I would like to stick my boot up Danny's behind for being such a dumbass I DO NOT WISH THAT SCHMUCK any harm on his Safari.

It's a freaking forum guys!!!

Carmelo,

I'll say it yet again since its just not sinking in for you.

Whats to laugh about regarding 500grns? He is in Zim hunting elephants. Now if your talking about laughing at you, sitting on your ass and playing with your keyboard... thats another issue.

Heck of a way to bow out of a thread - posting that a member, who merely wishes well to 500grns on his hunt - sounds gay.

You are having trouble bowing out aren't you? Tough not getting in the last word, huh?

On the otherhand, I am merely having a a litle fun - a goof, if you will - at your expense and you seem to be getting your panties in a bunch about it.

Finding it a little easier to give then to recieve?

Take solace in the fact that I'm outa here on Monday, headed for Zim.

JPK

JPK,

You're not the brightest bulb on the block are you??

I didn't say you sound gay cuz you wished Retardo a good hunt, I said you sound gay for pissing and moaning about us goofing on him.

What is funny is us teasing Danny for whatever reason.

About me? Goof on me all you want I don't care, In fact when you guys do it well I find it funny, I've always said the Pink Suit picture was hysterical.... I have no issue with anything anyone says about me so don't attempt to twist things, and yes you do sound like a whiny fag...

Carmelo,

Talking about dim bulbs, geez. It wasn't me you said sounded gay, it was a menber who goes by the screen name, jdberunz. But now that you say I sound like a whiny fag I am compelled to wonder how much experience you have with whiny fags. I suspect much, much more than you have with DG or even with Africa for that matter.

For all your protestations that you're just "goofing" on 500 and that you really don't mind "goofing" on you; your posts reveal otherwise.

You sure like to give it but you sure can't take it. As soon as anyone points out any deficiency of fact, reasoning or whatever in your post you resort to personal attack. Pretty weak stuff.

Your need to get the last word in is palpable. You have bowed out of this thread about four or five times but I'm sure you will post again.

I'll take it at face value that you didn't really want to see 500grns hurt, or even killed on his safari. And I can apreciate your bit of envy for 500 on his trip, I'm sure most of us have a bit. And why wouldn't we. He is hunting elephants.

JPK

Ahh dude shut the F up already!





Take things at face value or any other value...
you are such a whiny little B

Carmelo,

Thank you for your last post. It was very inciteful and so neccasary, just like a period on the end of a sentence.

JPK

I will accept your gratitude and thanks.

quote:

Originally posted by JPK:
.... I'm outa here on Monday, headed for Zim.

JPK

JPK

Good luck on your safari and bring back lots of photos and stories.

Nitrox,

Thanks.

I'll definitely bring back photos and stories.

I'll be taking my sidelock Thys in 458 and looking forward to seeing how that ugly duckling combo works out. I'll report on the performance, good or not so good, on NE.com.

JPK

PS: Wonder how long it will take for Carmelo to post to try to get in the last word?

JPK,

Have a great time in Chewore South and Save. I Hope you get lots of fun action!

Well it's been 7 posts since you bowed off of this thread. I guess you have to be escorted off again by the Internet Police. Perhaps your picture will have to be posted on the Trolls and Flamers section on another well known, but little used, Forum.



Say goodnight, Gracie.

quote:

Originally posted by carmelolisciotto:
The last word Baby!!

X 1000...

You're a seriously sick man Carmen. A real wanker...

That's just a silly attempt to get the thread deleted.

This guy can not stand to see 500grains get good wishes from the members of AR, when he would get none.

Keep the thread, delete the troll.

Erik,

Thanks for wishing me luck and thanks for the tips you passed on based on your successful elephant hunt in Chewore North. I'm hoping that the slippery grass is easier on my ankles than the rockier terain in Chewore North.

Carmelo,

I see you couldn't resist and needed to try to get in the last word, kinda literally. I have deduced that your most recent post was even more insightful and ever so critically neccesary that it was deleted. I'm not sure who is doing you the favor of trying to save yourself from...yourself. Doubt that its you, though. You should thank them.

JPK