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Originally posted by Bwana Bunduki:

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Originally posted by larryshores:
Damn. My wife slept in. Earl, Larry Root, Echoanne or whoever he is has made no posts. No one is telling me how I am doing every thing wrong today. I don't know what to do with myself.

Just kidding .

Tie your shoe Larry...there, is that better?

Can you show me how Jeff?

Here you go Larry...

1) Hold one end of each shoelace in each hand.
2) Cross them, making an X.
3) Pass one end of the shoelace under the other.
4) Pull tight.
5) Fold one shoelace in half while holding laces taut.
6) Wrap the other end around the folded end.
7) Grasp it in the middle after pulling it around the folded end.
8) Bend it into a flat loop and pull through, making a bow.
9) Repeat with other shoe.

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Originally posted by larryshores:

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Originally posted by Bwana Bunduki:

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Originally posted by larryshores:
Damn. My wife slept in. Earl, Larry Root, Echoanne or whoever he is has made no posts. No one is telling me how I am doing every thing wrong today. I don't know what to do with myself.

Just kidding .

Tie your shoe Larry...there, is that better?

Can you show me how Jeff?

See the above post Larry...

I use Velcro for the same reasons...

Jeff

You left one vital instruction off for Larry: 9: Take both bow ends and cross them again, passing one end under the other and pulling tight. Now it won't come undone because you have a double knot. 10: Repeat with the other shoe..........

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Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
You left one vital instruction off for Larry: 9: Take both bow ends and cross them again, passing one end under the other and pulling tight. Now it won't come undone because you have a double knot. 10: Repeat with the other shoe..........

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster, please advise.

I appreciate the attempt to help me. You all make some invalid assumptions starting with assuming I can read. Can you draw pictures ? That might help. a few

justahunter: Plug in toaster. Put hand or finger in water.

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Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
justahunter: Plug in toaster. Put hand or finger in water.

Instructions unclear, plug lodged in rectum, running out of water. Wife disturbed. Please advise. Standing by.

OK, that was an enjoyable distraction. It's been a while since everyone has had a chance to kick Larry the dumbass down the road.

Can we see the emails and WhatsApp texts that describe the proposed hunt so we can get on with this trial?

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Originally posted by Fjold:
OK, that was an enjoyable distraction. It's been a while since everyone has had a chance to kick Larry the dumbass down the road.

Can we see the emails and WhatsApp texts that describe the proposed hunt so we can get on with this trial?

Don't care for that dumbass comment.

I am sure he was referring to Root, not Shores.

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Originally posted by MJines:
I am sure he was referring to Root, not Shores.

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