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What is your favorite Chuck Norris fact?
05 April 2018, 09:53
FrostbitWhat is your favorite Chuck Norris fact?
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Originally posted by tomahawker:
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Originally posted by Beretta682E:
Is this the guy Bruce Lee beat to death ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wtZNvK3fTlM 
Mike
Yes they are both movie characters. Bruce Lee died of a drug overdose. Aspirin I believe
He died on July 20, 1973, from a hypersensitive reaction to a drug called Equagesic given to him for a headache.
The ingredients are meprobamate and aspirin. The meprobamate reacted with Dilantin, and anti-seizure drug Bruce was on at the time and caused rapid cerebral edema, killing him.
06 April 2018, 08:33
NormanConquestLong time ago but still,I hope he did'nt suffer.Anymore with so many of my compadres dying I have taken a different outlook on the demise part of the cycle as wishing it quick + painless,as R/E longevity w/ no quality of life.
Never mistake motion for action.
13 April 2018, 07:48
boom stick
14 April 2018, 08:10
NormanConquest
Never mistake motion for action.
23 April 2018, 20:08
boom stickChuck Norris told Death to hold his beer.
27 April 2018, 23:50
SevensWhen Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he turned it on to find he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is late, time slows the f$&# down to wait for him.
29 April 2018, 06:30
just say moeChuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
"Pick out two!" - Moe Howard
29 April 2018, 06:31
just say moeChuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
"Pick out two!" - Moe Howard
02 May 2018, 05:46
Kevin RohrerWhen Chuck Norris goes to Canada, he does not cross the border, he just pushes it out of his way.
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02 May 2018, 06:03
Kevin RohrerChuck Norris has been alive almost forever; it's because Death is afraid to even TRY and take him!
Since Chuck has been alive for so long, he has had to intercede on Earth's behalf a few times. The first time was when aliens tried to colonize our planet. The "Meteor Crater" in northern Arizona is what's left of their first attempt at making a base.
Their second and last attempt? The crater that made the Yucatan Peninsula.
Oh, and the demise of the dinosaurs did not happen because of a meteor strike. It was Chuck deciding it was time for them to go.
Earth was once one big continent called Pangea. Chuck separated it into its present configuration so he could have somewhere to vacation.
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25 May 2018, 21:48
boom stick28 August 2018, 10:37
boom stickChuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Thereafter they were just referred to as "The Islands"
Chuck Norris can eat only one Ruffles Potato Chip.
08 September 2018, 07:47
HasherChuck Norris finally got a Gmail address.
gmail@chucknorris.com
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11 September 2018, 10:34
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12 September 2018, 08:12
NormanConquest
Never mistake motion for action.