Sharks can smell Chuck Norris in the water as far as 1/4 mile away....unfortunately for the sharks its usually too late.

Sharks have Chuck Norris week on their TVs.

When sharks encounter Chuck Norris they are taught to remain calm and slowly swim away

Sharks are most active at dusk because that's when Chuck Norris usually calls his mother.

Shark Norris is a real thing

Yep!

Keep 'em coming,PLEASE! This is much more entertaining than 'cozy kittens',although they can be fun too.Remember that it takes a REAL man to deal with the macho Chuck Norris stuff + still be sensative enough to deal with a soft,purring pussy.

I read it + cracked up,then the lady of the house asked what I was laughing about + I told her + she agreed straight face. They are all crazy you know,one just to find the level of craziness that one can live with. Addendum= reread Kipling's "The Female Of The Species"