What did the victim say to the cannibal who was on the toilet?

"You have got to be shitting me!"

2 cannibals talking, one says you got to se what i had delivered yesterday and shows the other a deep freezer.
Second says what is it?
First one says it's for keeping your food fresh.
Second says how much room is there in that thing?
First says dont know but plenty room for the two fellows who delivered it.

2 cannibals eating a clown and the first one says: Does this taste funny?

What is the ultimate show of trust?
Getting a BJ from a cannibal

At Christmas, what song do cannibals sing when they have two men's magazine editors cooking on a spit?
"Chest nuts roasting on an open fire"

One cannibal stumbled into his friend during a dinner celebrating their latest capture.

"How are you doing," he inquired.
"Having a ball," his friend answered.
"Are you that far already," he replied.

The cannibal near his dying grandmother:
- Grandma! Goodbye!...
- Good - bye, my grandson... Eat me quick, or I'll cool down

Cannibals caught a group of tourists . The chief says:
Who will tell a new joke - we will release him.
I warn you once - we have Internet!

Definition of trust: Two cannibals having oral sex

And then there was the cannibal who passes his mother in law in the jungle.