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Treat your woman like your vacuum cleaner,

if she stops sucking, replace the bag."
 
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Nice!
 
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he who fart in church sit in own pew
 
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man who go to bed with hard problem on mind, wake up with solution in hand
 
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Man who go to bed with itchy but, wake up with smelly finger


Proud DRSS member
 
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"Who says I say all those things people say I say?"


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Man who walks while naked through revolving door---going to Bankok!
 
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Women who fly upside down, have hairy crack up.


DOUBLE RIFLE SHOOTERS SOCIETY
 
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5000 men surveyed were asked why they like blowjobs.
1 % liked warmth
2 % liked sensation.
3 % liked eroticism.
94 % just liked the peace and quiet


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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
 
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Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day!



When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults!
 
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Woman flying upside down have hairy crack up!


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Confucious say:

Baseball is wrong....


Man with 4 balls cannot walk!
 
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Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
 
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Even when you're too old to cut the mustard anymore, you can still lick the jar.
 
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Found some real Confucious sayings....

Really good!

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Confucius/

And one applicable to today:

quote:
In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of.


quote:
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home


quote:
To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice




Here's the jokes:

http://www.humorsphere.com/con...cious_says_jokes.htm
 
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