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17 May 2010, 20:17
butchloc
confucious say
Treat your woman like your vacuum cleaner,

if she stops sucking, replace the bag."
18 May 2010, 01:27
rcamuglia
Nice!
18 May 2010, 06:24
yorick
he who fart in church sit in own pew
18 May 2010, 07:12
daniel77
man who go to bed with hard problem on mind, wake up with solution in hand




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18 May 2010, 13:33
Nitehawk
Man who go to bed with itchy but, wake up with smelly finger


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18 May 2010, 15:53
DocEd
"Who says I say all those things people say I say?"


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20 May 2010, 08:03
calgarychef1
Man who walks while naked through revolving door---going to Bankok!
20 May 2010, 08:54
N E 450 No2
Women who fly upside down, have hairy crack up.


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20 May 2010, 10:33
Mike Brooks
5000 men surveyed were asked why they like blowjobs.
1 % liked warmth
2 % liked sensation.
3 % liked eroticism.
94 % just liked the peace and quiet


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Today's Quote:
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
26 May 2010, 05:36
gas57
Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day!



When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults!
27 May 2010, 01:33
Dall85
Woman flying upside down have hairy crack up!


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27 May 2010, 01:38
rcamuglia
Confucious say:

Baseball is wrong....


Man with 4 balls cannot walk!
27 May 2010, 13:44
hawg wild
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
27 May 2010, 20:30
DIYASUB
Even when you're too old to cut the mustard anymore, you can still lick the jar.
27 May 2010, 23:27
rcamuglia
Found some real Confucious sayings....

Really good!

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Confucius/

And one applicable to today:

quote:
In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of.


quote:
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home


quote:
To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice




Here's the jokes:

http://www.humorsphere.com/con...cious_says_jokes.htm