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Our Mexican Maid asked For a Pay Increase My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. I found out later the conversation went like this: She asked:"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase??" Maria:"Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife:"Who said you iron better than me?" Maria:"Your husband said so." Wife:"Oh." Maria:"The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife:"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Your husband did." Wife:"Oh." Maria:"My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Wife  really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Señora...the gardener did." Wife: "So how much do you want?" NRA Life ASSRA Life DRSS Today's Quote: Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime. | ||
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Walter read this, then, getting his cell phone out of his pocket, said listen. He dialled a number of a mutual friend. "Hello George. Saeed and me have made a very important discovery. You have a made, and you have a gardner. If your maid comes asking for a raise, fire the gardner" George apparently was asking why he should do that. "Just do as I tell you. Next time you come here Saeed will explain it to you. | |||
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