I want a raise

06 April 2010, 08:25

Mike Brooks

I want a raise

Our Mexican Maid asked For a Pay Increase

My wife was very upset about this
and decided to talk to her about the raise.

I found out later the
conversation went like this:

She asked:"Now Maria, why do you
want a pay increase??"

Maria:"Well, Señora, there are
three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better
than you."

Wife:"Who said you iron better
than me?"

Maria:"Your husband said so."

Wife:"Oh."

Maria:"The second reason is that
I am a better cook than you."

Wife:"Nonsense, who said you
were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Your husband did."

Wife:"Oh."

Maria:"My third reason is
that I am a better lover than you."

Wife

really furious now):
"Did my husband say that as well?"

Maria:
"No Señora...the gardener did."

Wife:
"So how much do you want?"

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02 June 2010, 14:14

Saeed

Walter read this, then, getting his cell phone out of his pocket, said listen.

He dialled a number of a mutual friend.

"Hello George. Saeed and me have made a very important discovery. You have a made, and you have a gardner. If your maid comes asking for a raise, fire the gardner"

George apparently was asking why he should do that.

"Just do as I tell you. Next time you come here Saeed will explain it to you.