The first year of marriage is every room sex---you have it in the den, kitchen, laundry room etc.

The second year of marriage is bedroom sex---sex is always in the bedroom.

The 3rd. year of marriage is hallway sex---that is when you are passing in the hallway and bump into each other and each turns their heads and says "F YOU"

Hip

Damn that's an OLDIE.

First heard that in high school about 1960!

Always a goodie though.

George

I guess some people marry the wrong women.

In 42 years of marriage never had such a problem.

An old man I used to work with once said that at my age I just need them to stand on their heads + let me pour it in.

I married the right gal and had a successful 47 years with her until she passed unexpectedly on Oct 12 of this year. (still a bit raw but doing okay)

With that said: we've had our share of hallway sex over the years too.

As she would put it "we deserve each other. No one else would want us".

She was right..... again!

Zeke

Mine passed away from cancer this past February, after 49+ years of marriage.
We never had hallway sex, at least not the kind mentioned above.
I was so lucky to have had her for all those years.

Bless the both of you.

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Originally posted by p dog shooter:
I guess some people marry the wrong women.

In 42 years of marriage never had such a problem.

x2, some of us got lucky.

quote:

Originally posted by p dog shooter:
I guess some people marry the wrong women.

In 42 years of marriage never had such a problem.

That first sentence reminded me of a friend (cop) while on trial stand was asked "Is it possible that you arrested the wrong person?"

His answer "I married the wrong woman"

"I fought in the wrong war" (Vietnam)

" It's possible that I arrested the
wrong man!"

This guy had stepped on a land mine, was in the hospital for 6 mo. and still had a great sense of humor!!!

Hip