23 November 2023, 04:34
HipshootHALLWAY SEX
The first year of marriage is every room sex---you have it in the den, kitchen, laundry room etc.
The second year of marriage is bedroom sex---sex is always in the bedroom.
The 3rd. year of marriage is hallway sex---that is when you are passing in the hallway and bump into each other and each turns their heads and says "F YOU"
Hip
23 November 2023, 12:20
georgeldDamn that's an OLDIE.
First heard that in high school about 1960!
Always a goodie though.
George
24 November 2023, 21:32
p dog shooterI guess some people marry the wrong women.
In 42 years of marriage never had such a problem.
26 November 2023, 09:34
Norman ConquestAn old man I used to work with once said that at my age I just need them to stand on their heads + let me pour it in.
28 November 2023, 22:53
ZekeShikarI married the right gal and had a successful 47 years with her until she passed unexpectedly on Oct 12 of this year. (still a bit raw but doing okay)
With that said: we've had our share of hallway sex over the years too.
As she would put it "we deserve each other. No one else would want us".
She was right..... again!
Zeke
29 November 2023, 05:07
df06Mine passed away from cancer this past February, after 49+ years of marriage.
We never had hallway sex, at least not the kind mentioned above.
I was so lucky to have had her for all those years.
30 November 2023, 07:41
Grizzly Adams1quote:
Originally posted by p dog shooter:
I guess some people marry the wrong women.
In 42 years of marriage never had such a problem.
x2, some of us got lucky.
08 December 2023, 04:48
Hipshootquote:
Originally posted by p dog shooter:
I guess some people marry the wrong women.
In 42 years of marriage never had such a problem.
That first sentence reminded me of a friend (cop) while on trial stand was asked "Is it possible that you arrested the wrong person?"
His answer "I married the wrong woman"
"I fought in the wrong war" (Vietnam)
" It's possible that I arrested the
wrong man!"
This guy had stepped on a land mine, was in the hospital for 6 mo. and still had a great sense of humor!!!
Hip