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This one's safe to say in mixed company.


What's the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife?


A prostitute asks, "Aren't you done yet?"

A girlfriend asks, "Are you done already?"

A wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."



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And there is the one about the newlyweds that did'nt know the difference between vasaline + putty......... their windows fell out.


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But they did stick together through lifes little ups and downs


Never rode a bull, but have shot some.

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I'm not sure but I was advisded that the ins + outs were covered.


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Not sure I have words to penetrate that thought process...


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