One of my favorite clean "dirty" jokes

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16 January 2018, 06:07

Fjold

One of my favorite clean "dirty" jokes

This one's safe to say in mixed company.

What's the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife?

A prostitute asks, "Aren't you done yet?"

A girlfriend asks, "Are you done already?"

A wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

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Frank

"I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money."
- Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953

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16 January 2018, 08:34

NormanConquest

And there is the one about the newlyweds that did'nt know the difference between vasaline + putty......... their windows fell out.

Never mistake motion for action.

16 January 2018, 09:09

Rolland

But they did stick together through lifes little ups and downs

Never rode a bull, but have shot some.

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17 January 2018, 09:28

NormanConquest

I'm not sure but I was advisded that the ins + outs were covered.

Never mistake motion for action.

17 January 2018, 23:18

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18 January 2018, 02:29

Dulltool17

Not sure I have words to penetrate that thought process...

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