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It just hit me! 1. My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. 2. He has his food prepared for him. 3. His meals are provided at no cost to him. 4. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. 5. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. 6. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. 7. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. 8. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. 9. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. 10. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. 11. All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living. 12. I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks......... My dog is a CONGRESSMAN…!!! … !!! | ||
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Congressman and the profanity sonofabitch comes to mind very easy. | |||
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You do not think much if your dog. He is probably your best friend. | |||
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I heard one thru eleven, but the response by the dog was "My master must be a god." Same story of the house cat, but the response by the cat was "I must be a god." | |||
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 Gray Ghost Hunting Safaris http://grayghostsafaris.com Phone: 615-860-4333 Email: hunts@grayghostsafaris.com NRA Benefactor DSC Professional Member SCI Member RMEF Life Member NWTF Guardian Life Sponsor NAHC Life Member Rowland Ward - SCI Scorer Took the wife the Eastern Cape for her first hunt: http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6881000262 Hunting in the Stormberg, Winterberg and Hankey Mountains of the Eastern Cape 2018 http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/4801073142 Hunting the Eastern Cape, RSA May 22nd - June 15th 2007 http://forums.accuratereloadin...=810104007#810104007 16 Days in Zimbabwe: Leopard, plains game, fowl and more: http://forums.accuratereloadin...=212108409#212108409 Natal: Rhino, Croc, Nyala, Bushbuck and more http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6341092311 Recent hunt in the Eastern Cape, August 2010: Pics added http://forums.accuratereloadin...261039941#9261039941 10 days in the Stormberg Mountains http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/7781081322 Back in the Stormberg Mountains with friends: May-June 2017 http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6001078232 "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading" - Thomas Jefferson Every morning the Zebra wakes up knowing it must outrun the fastest Lion if it wants to stay alive. Every morning the Lion wakes up knowing it must outrun the slowest Zebra or it will starve. It makes no difference if you are a Zebra or a Lion; when the Sun comes up in Africa, you must wake up running...... "If you're being chased by a Lion, you don't have to be faster than the Lion, you just have to be faster than the person next to you." | |||
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