24 January 2013, 23:43
butchlocmy dog
It just hit me!
1. My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
2. He has his food prepared for him.
3. His meals are provided at no cost to him.
4. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.
5. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
6. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
7. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
8. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
9. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
10. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
11. All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
12. I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks.........
My dog is a CONGRESSMAN…!!! … !!!
25 January 2013, 01:33
xgruntCongressman and the profanity sonofabitch comes to mind very easy.
25 January 2013, 07:05
Hog KillerYou do not think much if your dog. He is probably your best friend.
25 January 2013, 10:32
Idaho SharpshooterI heard one thru eleven, but the response by the dog was "My master must be a god."
Same story of the house cat, but the response by the cat was "I must be a god."
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