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O.K. since there seem to be no new jokes only rehashing on a theme,I propose to start this thread that we only use the punch line. I'll go 1st. "I know Sylvia,but this one's eating my popcorn!"
 
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Cuz her boyfriend was blonde, too!


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Running on empty...
 
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I doan ken wher ya bin, er whut ye wer doin, but I'm glad to se ya wun firs prize!


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Well your weekend is shot, you might as well go fishing!


for every hour in front of the computer you should have 3 hours outside
 
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Said the elephant.
 
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You don't come here for the hunting, do you?


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Are you gonna bitch, or are you gonna fish?


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Here,Hold My Beer And Hold On To Your Hat.
 
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And Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer were the most mentally and physically attractive of the lot! barf
 
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Arrgggh... was the same day I got me hook!
 
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Because her twin has a mustache



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Challenge your limits


 
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The hair lip says "well you did'nt hear no gunshot did ya?"
 
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Thanks for bringing her home.

Most guys leave her hanging on the fence.


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$20.00 Bucks!! WHAT,AGAIN???!!!
 
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"Don't touch those, they're for the funeral!"


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Whoops - sorry ma'am. Didnt know it was loaded....


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I said annually!
 
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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? How do they get in a light bulb?
 
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Nah,He'll bite me sure as $hit!
 
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Tonight's the night!


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"Henry! Leave me alone... you don't have to get up in the morning!"
 
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"hellifino"
 
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"some folks can tell them better than others."
 
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Cuz we need the eggs!


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Damn another barefoot alligator.
 
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So sorry old chap, only soup today,
meat is so damned expensive!
 
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oh no senor,sometimes the bull,he wins.
 
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Well, that's correct, but right now he is set on coons!


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"$32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?"


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Naw, she messes up the meat too bad.


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"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."


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Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"


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"I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"


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Yea, I know I'm not telling them right.


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See? I told you they would not be concerned with killing the million Arabs.


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And that , folks , is how the USA came to have a black president ....


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The woman says: " Not really, because I truly believe that will be best in the long run. I do have to admit that it pisses off my husband".


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The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."


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"That's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmidts."


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No no nurse, I said prick his boil!
 
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No, I wasn't making fun of you. I was making fun of him.
 
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The frog looks down and says, "read it, read it, read it".
 
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The Pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in Texas now... It's a local call."


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"GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"


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At this point, I'm starting to think I wasted a stamp.


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How many is a brazillion?
 
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A brazillion is a hell'uva lot!




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"That's what makes him so mean!"
 
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And the hair lip says "well you did'nt hear no gunshot ,did you?!)
 
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Super Sex ah?

What king of soup?


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