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| I may be crazy but I'm not stupid! |
| Posts: 4440 | Location: Austin,Texas | Registered: 08 April 2006 |
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| Begorrah!! 36 years old and yer still believe in leprechauns??!!
My country gal's just a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still.
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| Posts: 9685 | Location: Cave Creek 85331, USA | Registered: 17 August 2001 |
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| "Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "Hell, I went to school with him."
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| " It's swollen." It's funny how this post works as well as telling the whole joke !
Shovel ready..... but hangin' on
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| Posts: 707 | Location: West Texas,USA | Registered: 20 December 2003 |
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| She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| The undertaker answered, "Well, you see, I was in the wrong room."
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| And the bartender says "What will you have Mr. President?" |
| Posts: 4440 | Location: Austin,Texas | Registered: 08 April 2006 |
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| I used the President Obama method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| Posts: 2327 | Location: The Sunny South! St. Augustine, FL | Registered: 29 May 2004 |
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| The husband replies, "I want to see how someone can live on $800 a year"!
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| The captain then looked to the African American and said, "name em".
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed..."
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| "You wan... Chicken wiff broccori?
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| "Heck no", replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice"
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| "Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman, so I showed her."
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| And then things really got bad. |
| Posts: 4440 | Location: Austin,Texas | Registered: 08 April 2006 |
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| The father said quietly to his son.... "Go get your mother."
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| "Nope.........just when it's raining."
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| And Grandpa said sadly;"no,just jacking". |
| Posts: 4440 | Location: Austin,Texas | Registered: 08 April 2006 |
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| "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| For stamping out flaming ducks.
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| Posts: 538 | Location: Pacific Northwet | Registered: 14 August 2010 |
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| you don't think i wished for a twelve inch pianist, do you?
blaming guns for crime is like blaming silverware for rosie o'donnell being fat
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| Posts: 1213 | Location: new braunfels, tx | Registered: 04 December 2001 |
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| "...It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| "You need to roll out more hose ... You're no where near the fire!" |
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| Yea, well ... That how this whole thing got started! |
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| The moral of the story is ... "If you have a big pecker, you don't need a Mercedes!" |
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| There I was, minding my own business, sitting in this refrigerator... |
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| "I'll take the soup!" |
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| Oh yeah! And if I find a noodle in here I'm not paying for it either! |
| Posts: 4440 | Location: Austin,Texas | Registered: 08 April 2006 |
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| "...But Noooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!"
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| quote: Originally posted by just-a-hunter: John: Thats OK, Chuck. A lot of people get sick when they get that drunk...
Chuck: You don't understand, John. Chuncks is my dog.....
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| Posts: 42532 | Location: Crosby and Barksdale, Texas | Registered: 18 September 2006 |
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| "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| The social worker says, "Yeah, well...you started it."
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid on the bike.
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| "No not really, sir... They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| "...hope in her soul." |
| Posts: 2827 | Location: Seattle, in the other Washington | Registered: 26 April 2006 |
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| One male student asked, "How much is a season pass?"
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| 1 liner,sorry.Heard about the cannibal who passed his mother-in-law in the jungle? |
| Posts: 4440 | Location: Austin,Texas | Registered: 08 April 2006 |
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| quote: Originally posted by Norman Conquest: 1 liner,sorry.Heard about the cannibal who passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| "Good Lord no," said the bartender. "Its just that someone told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with two assholes!".
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| "Well," says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday".
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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