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| Cuz her boyfriend was blonde, too! NRA life member, thanks to Steve.  Running on empty... |
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| I doan ken wher ya bin, er whut ye wer doin, but I'm glad to se ya wun firs prize!
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| Well your weekend is shot, you might as well go fishing!
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| Said the elephant. |
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| You don't come here for the hunting, do you?
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| Are you gonna bitch, or are you gonna fish?
for every hour in front of the computer you should have 3 hours outside
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| Here,Hold My Beer And Hold On To Your Hat. |
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| Arrgggh... was the same day I got me hook! |
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| Because her twin has a mustache
Don't limit your challenges . . .
Challenge your limits
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| The hair lip says "well you did'nt hear no gunshot did ya?" |
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| Thanks for bringing her home. Most guys leave her hanging on the fence.
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Give me the simple life; an AK-47, a good guard dog and a nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store.
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| $20.00 Bucks!! WHAT,AGAIN???!!! |
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| "Don't touch those, they're for the funeral!"
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| Whoops - sorry ma'am. Didnt know it was loaded....
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| I said annually! |
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| How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? How do they get in a light bulb? |
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| Nah,He'll bite me sure as $hit! |
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| Tonight's the night!
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| "Henry! Leave me alone... you don't have to get up in the morning!" |
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| "hellifino" |
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| "some folks can tell them better than others." |
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| Cuz we need the eggs!
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Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.
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| Damn another barefoot alligator. |
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| oh no senor,sometimes the bull,he wins. |
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| Well, that's correct, but right now he is set on coons!
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| "$32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?"
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| Naw, she messes up the meat too bad.
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| "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
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"Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
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| Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
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| "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"
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| Yea, I know I'm not telling them right.
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| See? I told you they would not be concerned with killing the million Arabs.
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Political correctness is nothing but liberal enforced censorship
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| And that , folks , is how the USA came to have a black president ....
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| The woman says: " Not really, because I truly believe that will be best in the long run. I do have to admit that it pisses off my husband".
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| The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
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| "That's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmidts."
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| No no nurse, I said prick his boil! |
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| The Pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in Texas now... It's a local call."
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| "GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"
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| At this point, I'm starting to think I wasted a stamp.
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| How many is a brazillion? |
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| "That's what makes him so mean!" |
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| And the hair lip says "well you did'nt hear no gunshot ,did you?!) |
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| Super Sex ah? What king of soup?
Don't ask me what happened, when I left Viet Nam, we were winning.
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