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Once upon a time there was a young man that was determined to try his hand at rabbit hunting. He felt he needed the most power he could get, so he decided to try............. | ||
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...his Grandfather's old Springfield semi-auto 12 ga shotgun. This was one of the first semi autos to arrive in the county many years ago. It was now so old and well used that when it got dirty it would occasionally fire all the shells at once, in machine gun fashion, and... [ 04-26-2003, 23:20: Message edited by: ol blue ] | |||
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But all the shells were OO buck and he wanted to have something left to eat so He. | |||
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Dumped all of the buck shot out of the cases, cut them into quarters with a pair of sissors, reloaded the peices of lead and went hunting. He toped a grassy hill and saw a rabbit, he raised the shotgun then he heard a female voice yell "WAIT".... | |||
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"Wait Mister"....Have you ever seen a pair like these....... | |||
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He held up for a moment, and then thought to himself "I'd be embarrassed to call them there things Texan", so he shot her! After reloading, he noticed in the near distance........ | |||
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The female's husband...or so it seemed. The dude was armed with a shotgun of his own, and he had a few rabbits hanging from his belt! | |||
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...and never being one to miss an opportunity to learn something new, he sauntered over to him and asked what his techniques were, since he was obviously successful at it. The husband, however, had other things on his mind and said to him...... | |||
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...."Die.." and quickly shouldered his scattergun, and in a quick series of trigger pulls and pumps, sent forth a pack of zipping pellets towards the young man's direction. Staggering as the projectiles dig into his torso, the young feller back pedalled into the dense bush behind him. Gripping his own shotgun solidly and with teeth clenched, the injured man... | |||
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...awakened with a start.It was the third time this same nightmare had happened.Each time was worse than before.He... WC | |||
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...knew he needed help. The nightmare was too bizarre to contemplate. He didn't own any guns and had never reloaded. He had once visited a website called Accurate Reloading and had been shocked... | |||
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...to find that there were other disturbed people like him in the world. He felt himself... | |||
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Falling deeper and deeper into a vortex of confusion and uncertainty..... Paul B. | |||
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He decided to pack it up, and head West for greener pastures. Just as he was topping a hill, he noticed in Big Letters......HOLLYWOOD. He new he was now in the promised land of mucho game. He then devised a plan to................ | |||
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PeeWee Herman who had opened a naughty boutique of fine undergarmets for | |||
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Fat over weight star's who say that they are happy to be fat slobs. He also contacted PETA to see if...... | |||
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PETA ACTUALLY DID STAND FOR (PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS) | |||
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Is that the end, and time for a new one. | |||
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A young man grew up in a small town in Arkansas. He usually hunted with a ..... | |||
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a revolver for big game hunting. The one he read about on the answer card for the trivial pursuit board game question, "what gun did Dirty Harry use?". He bought a COLT PYTHON .44 MAG!! Yes, that's right folks, the card says that. So he bought one. Now bunnies would not satisfy him, he had to try for.... [ 04-28-2003, 05:22: Message edited by: Red Label ] | |||
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(carry on boys, double post) . [ 04-28-2003, 05:23: Message edited by: Red Label ] | |||
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beaver, because... | ||
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Their tails are flat. He can put his dirty boots on it and try a well placed shot. So he did, but the beaver, real survivor, escapes in a surprising twist that left the shooter astounded. Unfortunatly on way to finish his trigger pull, he lauched the bullet directly toward his dirty boot... | |||
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...print, splattering mud all over the front of his jeans, up to his knees, which.. | |||
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...infuriates him. Since no beaver had ever escaped from this technique, with purpose he takes after the elusive dam builder, over the little rise, down toward the lake where he finds... [ 04-28-2003, 17:33: Message edited by: muffin ] | |||
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...Roguemoon and ToddE in the act of creating another love child.... | |||
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...-proof gun cabinet, which was also to hold their enormous and ever growing.. | |||
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collection of DVD hunting movies. Their favorite, the one that they watch nearly every night, is the world famous Matchking safari, in which the camera actually shows the bullet...... | |||
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entering the [ 04-28-2003, 19:53: Message edited by: Recono ] | |||
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hard drive of the internet server, which held the longest thread in the history of the Accurate Reloading board. Then, .... | |||
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mission accomplished, RogueMoon lies back and lights up a cigarette. Unfortunately, | |||
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..it was a Marlboro, not her customary Virginia Slim, and she began to... | |||
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, [ 04-28-2003, 22:54: Message edited by: Recono ] | |||
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experiment with testosterone supplements, which... | |||
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caused her to develop a miniscule penis, all the while retaining her own sex organs, so she could... | |||
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. [ 04-28-2003, 22:52: Message edited by: grassy knoll ] | |||
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mirror her personality while achieving complete capability for the limited demands placed upon her by others of the same species. Her visits to the zoo, however, resulted in [ 04-28-2003, 23:38: Message edited by: Recono ] | |||
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auto insemination.... | |||
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(see next page) [ 04-29-2003, 01:13: Message edited by: Recono ] | |||
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when she dozed off in the back seat after parking her auto at the | |||
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mansion occupied by Gov. Bill Clinton, and his troll of a wife named Hillary. Early in the morning, Hillary was taking a walk when she saw the car and ... | ||
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vomited violently in brilliant technicolor because.. | |||
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Bill, having thaken enough of her shit, fixed her a cocktail of Chevas and drano, laced wit syrup of epicac....... | |||
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..which he had purchased at the local Rite-Aid, while buying a bulk package of Trojan condoms. Debating whether or not to buy the small size (since the medium size kept falling off), he failed to notice the scrutiny he was undergoing by a tall, lanky man with cold gray eyes, and a slight bulge showing at the rear waistband area of his sport coat... R-WEST | |||
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turned out to be a hip flask full of........ Paul B. | |||
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H4350, which he planned to... | |||
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ingest because of its nitroglycerine content. The mere sight of Hillary had prompted an angina attack. As he reached for the can in his rear pocket, | |||
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He slipped a disc in his back, causing him to crash to the ground amid a pile of... | |||
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pillows as he woke up from his nightmare screaming, his wife then said to him, as she scratched her.... | |||
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