>>
>>
>> After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.
>>
>> As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone
>> and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train".
>> "Yes, I know it's the six-thirty and not the four-thirty, but I had a long meeting".
>> "No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss".
>> "No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life".
>> "Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart"
>>
>> Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the young woman sitting next to him had had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang
>> up that damn phone and come back to bed."
>>
>> Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

Win!

Those types are damn irritating.

Almost as bad as the bluetooth lot who walk along talking - I'm never sure if they're talking to me, or are executives using bluetooth or most likely street people drinking metho.