Free for the taking, menopausal wife. I will pay shipping world wide!

Paul K

I think that will have to ship as "EXPLOSIVE MATERIAL, ORM, CLASS 1"; Shipping could be costly.......

WOW what a wonderful offer, but I don't want to greedy. Already HAVE one of my own.

It will get BETTER

Safe shooting
Doug

Might be easier to sell if you phrase it "wife enjoying her own private summer vacation"

Sounds too good to be true. Right of return on inspection? I understand I would have to pay the shipping.
Peter.

Dang if I did not already have one...

Given away in as is condition. No returns,no warranty or liability on my part. You are on your own. She is a pretty good cook, when the smoke alarm goes off , the food is done.

Paul K

Is it good with a shovel?

Free my ass!

You mean take over the payments

Please ad pictures, since there worth a thousand words.

My sympathies. Been there Done that. Good Luck with the sale

Hey Saeed, can you have multiples?

Anyone going to Africa, she could be used as leopard bait.

quote:

Originally posted by samir:
Anyone going to Africa, she could be used as leopard bait.

Animal abuse! The very thought of turning a menopausal woman loose on a poor defenseless leopard is appalling! You should be ashamed of yourself sir!

they ease you to that fine line between murder and suicide...

They never get out of menopause.

Any visible corrosion? Does she come with a boat or any ATV's? (please don't send her with guns!)

Even if she did ... I dunno ... do I really want two bad AR transactions in a row?

Lucky for me, I'm a bit gunshy now. I'll pass.

quote:

Originally posted by Wendell Reich:
Any visible corrosion? Does she come with a boat or any ATV's? (please don't send her with guns!)

Even if she did ... I dunno ... do I really want two bad AR transactions in a row?

Lucky for me, I'm a bit gunshy now. I'll pass.

You could trade brass for ass

quote:

Originally posted by Wendell Reich:
Any visible corrosion? Does she come with a boat or any ATV's?

I might be interested. Please send a pic of boat.

No thanks; those things are a dime a dozen. Wait, they actually cost millions of dollars. I have one that keeps coming back no matter how far away I drop her off.

You need to post a pic.

Who would buy anothers cast-off without at least seeing what they were taking on...?

quote:

Originally posted by ted thorn:
Free my ass!

You mean take over the payments

LOL! There's a man who speaks truth!

You must under no circumstance ever again utter the phrase "whats wrong"! That phrase is an invitation to an in depth analysis complete with crying of every thing you did or might have done wrong over the last three decades. All questions must be handled with non answers. Above all no discussions about appearance can be made particularly pertaining to weight. Nature's positive balance is fortunately men at this point are getting hard of hearing so we are spared some of the bad sessions and can pretend we did not hear what was said in others. Be very careful! These creatures tend to travel in packs!!!

Ain't that the truth! Btw that's with any female. Not just menopausal females.

My buddy went through what you're experiencing about 10 years ago. His wife went from a sweet, social lady into this amazing transmogrification whom could sit on the end of a broom and achieve flight.
Please don't try to trick someone else into taking her! Just pack what you can carry and slip off in the night. You'll both be happier!!

"No matter how good looking she is, somebody, somewhere, is tired of her shit"

Wait a minute you could post a picture
to see if its worth the hassle

Been there, done that..... NEVER Again!!!

Photos please.

Will you offer a three-day inspection?

George

quote:

Originally posted by GeorgeS:
Photos please.

Will you offer a three-day inspection?

George

+1

Unfired inspection of course ?

George,
He might if you guarantee to keep her......

I guarantee that will be the longest three days of your life.

And, remember; "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!"

Oh heck, while she is spewing green puke, just poke her and ask, "Regan, can I speak to my wife for a minute?" Maybe some day it will work.

She come with any money? I may be interested.....

Well, here she is. . . . .

Ha! Good old Jocelyn. Her husband and I were in the same SCI Chapter back in NYC years ago.

Nice lady.

George

Your best bet is to sell her as a bag of gold coins and ship her to Hawkeye47.

1. They would probably get along great.
2. He doesn't mind "bait and switch"
3. His "No Return" policy would be a huge benefit in this situation.

I have good ideas.

Your welcome.

quote:

Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
Well, here she is. . . . .

My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!! Oh, please stop the pain!!!!

Women in my experience any way have Three syndromes..or conditions.........

"Monstral"
"Post monstral"
"Pre monstral"

I fear all three!!!!!!!!!


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quote:

Well, here she is. . . . .

daaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn...........

quote:

Originally posted by jeffeosso:
Unfired inspection of course ?

Jeffe,

I have to at least work the action a few times.

George

quote:

Originally posted by pagosawingnut:
My sympathies. Been there Done that. Good Luck with the sale

What he said.
I tell people that's why you get a pretty one.

quote:

Originally posted by Wendell Reich:
Your best bet is to sell her as a bag of gold coins and ship her to Hawkeye47.

1. They would probably get along great.
2. He doesn't mind "bait and switch"
3. His "No Return" policy would be a huge benefit in this situation.

I have good ideas.

Your welcome.

Will she fit through the front door?

quote:

Originally posted by drummondlindsey:

quote:

Originally posted by Wendell Reich:
Your best bet is to sell her as a bag of gold coins and ship her to Hawkeye47.

1. They would probably get along great.
2. He doesn't mind "bait and switch"
3. His "No Return" policy would be a huge benefit in this situation.

I have good ideas.

Your welcome.

Yep so I got a pretty one. Also better trade up value.
Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because their worth it.
I have never been divorced though so I have no credible knowledge or experience.

Send her to Hawkeye47

Wendall, that was Hilarious about Hawkeye!!!! Laughed my A$$ off...

DAMN:
My wife got on AR and saw my post!!! The fat is in the fire now.
HELP ME PLEASE !!!

Paul K