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swifter 220
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Paul who ?


"We Don't Rent Pigs !"
 
Posts: 1191 | Location: Central Texas | Registered: 29 January 2012Reply With Quote
olcrip
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You send her to anybody and they will put a contract on you, have you fitted with cement shoes to swim with the fishes. barf


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Politicians should wear Nascar Driver's jump suites so we can tell who their corporate sponsers are!
 
Posts: 1800 | Location: River City, USA. East of the Mississippi | Registered: 10 February 2004Reply With Quote
J D
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I won't take one on untill I see the MS video on how to face the charge.


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silvertip1
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As though men don't change as they get older?
 
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This reminds me of a story out of Florida. An elderly man was pulled over by a Florida State Trooper after a 10 mile chase at fairly high speed. When he approached the driver and asked him why he was going so fast, the gentleman stated that 10 years ago, his wife had run off with a Florida State Trooper. He was afraid he was bringing her back.
The trooper handed his license back to him and wished him a good day, laughing...
 
Posts: 2155 | Location: Oklahoma | Registered: 03 October 2006Reply With Quote
BighornBreath
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Men grow distinguished with age. Chicks go fuckin nuts.
 
Posts: 402 | Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado  | Registered: 15 January 2005Reply With Quote
DUKE NUKEM
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OK OK If you have a couple 10 gauge side by sides to throw in I'll take her. Does she bite, kick or scratch?
 
Posts: 1073 | Registered: 10 December 2006Reply With Quote
drewhenrytnt
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Men grow distinguished with age. Chicks go fuckin nuts.


I'll second that!


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Posts: 2973 | Location: South Texas | Registered: 15 January 2008Reply With Quote
Mike Smith
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Older model, high mileage, cheap.


Happiness is a warm gun
 
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Hunting For Adventure
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Is she capable of earning a decent living that can be applied to an Elephant safari savings account?



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Posts: 1161 | Location: Kansas City, Missouri | Registered: 03 March 2006Reply With Quote
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Men grow distinguished with age. Chicks go fuckin nuts.


I have a new sig line!
 
Posts: 6284 | Location: Dallas, TX | Registered: 13 July 2001Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Cliff Lyle:
This reminds me of a story out of Florida. An elderly man was pulled over by a Florida State Trooper after a 10 mile chase at fairly high speed. When he approached the driver and asked him why he was going so fast, the gentleman stated that 10 years ago, his wife had run off with a Florida State Trooper. He was afraid he was bringing her back.
The trooper handed his license back to him and wished him a good day, laughing...


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MEXHUNT
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Paul if she read your post and you are still breathing, she is a keeper.
 
Posts: 142 | Location: Hidalgo, Texas /Monterrey, Mexico | Registered: 12 September 2012Reply With Quote
MEXHUNT
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Paul , are you still breathing?
 
Posts: 142 | Location: Hidalgo, Texas /Monterrey, Mexico | Registered: 12 September 2012Reply With Quote
pagosawingnut
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As though men don't change as they get older?

I haven't changed. According to my wife, I'm still an asshole.
 
Posts: 4214 | Location: Southern Colorado | Registered: 09 October 2011Reply With Quote
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Paul if she read your post and you are still breathing, she is a keeper.


Can we have a moment of silence for our fallen brother. I believe "she" may have found AR.

It was nice knowing you.
 
Posts: 6284 | Location: Dallas, TX | Registered: 13 July 2001Reply With Quote
Cross L
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Send her COD to Hooker In Nairobi.
 
Posts: 6725 | Location: central Texas | Registered: 05 August 2010Reply With Quote
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What scares me with this post is. My name is Paul K as well. I just hope the wife remembers my handle before she fires. She is to darn good to need a second shot. faint


As usual just my $.02
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Posts: 12881 | Location: Mexico, MO | Registered: 02 April 2001Reply With Quote
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One of the years I spent in Alaska was with a menopausal wife - the windows were open all winter long!


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Posts: 3317 | Location: USA | Registered: 15 November 2001Reply With Quote
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One of the years I spent in Alaska was with a menopausal wife - the windows were open all winter long!

Yep sleep with the windows open all winter. Was about 29 in the bedroom the other morning.


As usual just my $.02
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Paul , are you still breathing?


Yes, but Iam having chest pains.

Paul K


Take Trophies - Leave Brass
 
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Paul K
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One of the years I spent in Alaska was with a menopausal wife - the windows were open all winter long!

Yep sleep with the windows open all winter. Was about 29 in the bedroom the other morning.


I know what you mean. Windows open in the winter, jump into bed and hear a splash, sheets soaked, pillow soaked and I don't have a water bed. What the HELL !!

Paul K


Take Trophies - Leave Brass
 
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reddy375
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this is getting weird..........
 
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Idaho Sharpshooter
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reddy,

are you prepared to play Paul Harvey?


"And now, for the rest of the story..."
 
Posts: 23062 | Location: SW Idaho | Registered: 19 December 2005Reply With Quote
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make sure it is a round trip shipping!


Any photos of handling marls, ware & tear??

3 days inspection time??

rotflmo


"When the wind stops....start rowing. When the wind starts, get the sail up quick."
 
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WOW! What a deal! I would consider it, however now that I am retired I find myself, "Well supervised, at home"! animal


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Declaration of Arbroath April 6, 1320-“. . .It is not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.”
 
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griff
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I bet she looks fantastic after a few beers.
 
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I just cleared out the female hormones from my house along with the shrew attitude that went with it. Very peaceful now. I'm back to enjoying being single.
 
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custombolt
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Free for the taking, menopausal wife. I will pay shipping world wide!

Paul K
Lemme guess....she's not cherry in an unopened box? rotflmo


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pagosawingnut
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custombolt
May not be cherry but probably still has the box it came in......
 
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muck
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I thought there was a bag limit of one.

muck
 
Posts: 1052 | Location: Southern OHIO USA | Registered: 17 November 2001Reply With Quote
GeorgeS
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You can bag as many as you want, but some localities limit your possession to one. Wink

George


 
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Idaho Sharpshooter
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there is a fine line between bag and "shag".

George is just south of that line in Nevada.
 
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animal rotflmo nilly shocker


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Too bad you are not in Hawaii [specifically Waimanalo] where she would only be worth 50.00 and a nickle bag!!!LOL Cool her right off!
Aloha, Mark


When the fear of death is no longer a concern----the Rules of War change!!
 
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After 23 years of "I'm cold, I'm cold!" these hot flashes of hers are something new...it's cold enough in our house now to breed penguins!
 
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custombolt
May not be cherry but probably still has the box it came in......
lol


Life itself is a gift. Live it up if you can.
 
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custombolt
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Too bad you are not in Hawaii [specifically Waimanalo] where she would only be worth 50.00 and a nickle bag!!!LOL Cool her right off!
Aloha, Mark
Lakanuki Wanalaiya detail?
Big Grin


Life itself is a gift. Live it up if you can.
 
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GeorgeS
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The joke has run its course. This is being moved to 'Humor'

George


 
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df06
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Three day inspection?


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The joke has run its course. This is being moved to 'Humor'

George


DAMN, some people are too wrapped up in labels. If it wasn't ok to be in "classifieds" then you should have moved it before you replied the first time.


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When considering US based operations of guides/outfitters, check and see if they are NRA members. If not, why support someone who doesn't support us? Consider spending your money elsewhere.

NEVER, EVER book a hunt with BLAIR WORLDWIDE HUNTING or JEFF BLAIR.

I have come to understand that in hunting, the goal is not the goal but the process.
 
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Idaho Sharpshooter
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When I got married, I told my lovely wife I could make one promise to her: "It will not be boring...".

The other day she told me that that was the only promise I had kept in the last twenty-three years. Thank the Lord that menopause only lasted one year at our house.
 
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OH MY!
 
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