"I hate that bitch".
"Probably shouldn't have married her then".
----The Abyss

Here's some more of my favorites from X-mas vacation

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http://wilstar.com/midi/hotter.wav
http://wilstar.com/midi/leavefordead.wav
http://wilstar.com/midi/bone.wav
http://wilstar.com/midi/misery.wav
http://wilstar.com/midi/merrymerry.wav
http://wilstar.com/midi/bricks.wav

"Revenge is a dish best eaten cold" Lee Van cleef can't remember the name of the move but I think it's a western

"Excuse me while I whip this out" - Blazing Saddles

...when I try something and don't quite get it right, I remember the old Indian.. "grandfather" in Little Big Man, after he went up on the mountain to die, but then couldn't make himself die....
"Sometimes the magic works, sometimes it doesn't"
..... and also from the same movie, same character... "there's a never-ending supply of white men, but there's always been a limited number of human beings"

also one of my favorites when someone does something stupid is from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.... the old man they worked for in Bolivia, as they were trying to figure out where the bandits would attack them, looks at them and says .... "Morons.... I have morons on my team... no one's going to rob us going DOWN the mountain... we have no MONEY going DOWN the mountain..." I usually just use the first part.... I have morons on my team....

"I'm surrounded by assholes" - Dark Helmet in Spaceballs

" I gave him an offer he couldn't refuse"

The Godfather.

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
Robert Duvall
The Horror, the Horror.
Marlon
Both from Apocalypse Now

"I'll be your huckleberry" Val Kilmer in Tombstone
"Say hello to my little friend" Al Pacino in Scarface
"Go ahead and pull that smokewagon;see what happens"Kurt Russell in Tombstone
"I'll come back and kill you,your wife,your dog,and all your friends." Clint Eastwood in The Unforgiven
All the best quotes come just before or just after a good gunfight!!

You are one ugly mutha f**ker. (predator movies) And the "we're in a tight spot" from O' bother were art thou movie that was funny.

Oh lordy, you got to love that little purple haired girl, even if she is a flipping Ford lover! derf

"That's not my dog" (with accent) from one of the Pink Panther movies.

"You boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"

"Endeavor to persevere."

"Your the fattest thing I've ever seen - and I've been on safari"...Montgomery C. Burns

You don't want to get in a fight with a bunch of Pigs, your going to get dirty and the pigs are gonna like it!

From They call me Trinity:

Brother 1 "What was that all about" After a bar room brawl

Brother 2 "They call our mama a old whore"

Brother 1 "But its true"

Brother 2 "She ain't old"

"And that's all I have to say about that..."
Forrest Gump


"Get busy livin', Or get busy dying."
The Shawshank Redemption


"Hey Baby! ever had your a$$hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!!!!
Jay and Silent Bob (sorry, it was hillarious though)

" Mighty fine fricassee ma'am "....Clint Eastwood





" ..this stuff'll make you into a GODDAMN SEXUAL TYRANOSAURUS.... just like me.".....Predator





" What we have here, my little yellow sister, is a prime example of Alabama black snake!"....Full Metal Jacket





" Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by an 'orrible cunt... me."....Snatch

From the movie Wyatt Earp - Doc Holliday: What is wrong with me? What have you got? I am dying of tuberculosis. I sleep with the nastiest whore in Kansas. Everyone who knows me hates me, and every morning I wake up surprised that I have to spend another day in this piss-hole world! AND my all time favorite from the same movie -Doc Holliday: All you can kiss my rebel dick!

"The price is wrong...BITCH!!"from Happy Gilmore.

"Oh boys....look what we have here"-Gene Wilder

"Where are the white women at?"-Clevon Little

"Ok folks, I know you all are wondering what you're doing in the middle of the desert in the middle of the night" (everyone from Rock Ridge replies) "you bet your ass"

both from Blazzing Saddles.

"You cowardly son of a b***, you just shot an unarmed man"-Little Bill Daggett

"Well he should've armed himself. Leastways after he decorates his saloon with my fried" William Muny from the movie Unforgiven.

Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything.......................Wyatt Earp

From Shrek...

"....stay with me Shrek, stay with me...and if you see a long tunnel...STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!"

"I crap bigger than you.."
Jack Palance in City cowboys or whatever, that movie with Billy Crystal and a calf..

I don't have it correct but

"I used to think you were a cold mean bastard, but you're really quite emotional.......aren't you." Lee Marvin..Dirty Dozen

"How do you write women so well?"

"First I think of a man and then remove all reason and accounability." Jack Nicholson

Leadfoot

"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual." John Winger: Stripes

"Gee, I'm sorry your Mom blew up, Ricky..." --John Cusack

"Man! It's a damn shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that!" --one lineman to another

"Go that way. Really fast. If something gets in your way...turn!" --skiing instructions from Booger

Better Off Dead
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"I came here to do two things: chew bubble gum and kick ass. [ka-SHUCK; tinka tinka] And I'm aaaall outa bubble gum." --Roddy Piper with a pump shotgun

They Live

(Not exact: but that's the way it should have been.)

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"Sheep are very dim. Once they get an idear into their 'eads, there's noooo shiftin' it." --Graham Chapman

--Monty Python, "Flying Sheep" sketch

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"Tell me..."

"Yes, sir?"

"Have you in fact...got any cheese here at all?"

"Yes, sir!"

"Really?"

[pause]

"No; not really, sir."

"You haven't."

"No, sir, not a scrap; I was deliberately wasting your time, sir."

"Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you."

"Right-o, sir."

[blam] [flump]

"What a senseless waste of human life."

John Cleese and Michael Palin of Monty Python, the "Cheese Shop" sketch

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"I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it in the head!" --pepperpot

Eric Idle of Monty Python, "The North Minehead Bye-Election"

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"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you." --Chuck Norris

One of his interchangeable movies

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"Oh, it's twoo, it's twoo!" --Madeleine Kahn

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"Drop yer guns or the nigger gits it!"

"Do what he say! Do what he say!" --Cleavon Little

Blazing Saddles

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"Vould you like to fight for dat last piece of fish?"

"You think you got a chance?"

"I tink I can say vit complete confidence, none whatsoever. But I'm still hungry."

"Help yourself." --Gene Wilder and Harrison Ford

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"Guns? You gonna shoot guns at me?" --Gene Wilder

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"Dat vay? Vell, of course I know it's dat vay. But first I have to go 'round dis big log here! You mustn't turn a horse so kvick, you know; dat's how accidents happen!" -- Gene Wilder

The Frisco Kid

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"Hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound...of inevitability." --Agent Smith

The Matrix

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"Give me the gate key."

"I...have no gate key."

"Fezzik, tear his arms off."

"Oh, you mean this gate key." --Montoya and the captain of the palace guard

The Princess Bride

I am a machine.

Arnie, Terminator 3.

Very good when makeing love ;-)

Another classic John Wayne reply from "True Grit":

"You get crossways o' me an' you'll think a thousand o' brick had fell on ya'"

Resistance is futile - Borgs, Star Trek

When talking to nice girl on the bar ;-)

Jiri

http://wilstar.com/midi/tirade.wav In reference to the boss at times

"It's in the hole!" (Carl, ex assistant greens-keeper, now masters champion at Agusta)

"Do you do drugs Danny?"
"Every day"
"Good"
(Tie Webb and Danny Noonan)

"RATFARTS!!!"
(the Bishop (This is my explitive of choice))

All from Caddyshack...

G'day All, All the above are great, but my all time favourite is Blackadder, Capt Blackadder explaining to Baldrick how the war started: "But you see Baldrick, there was one tiny flaw in their plan". What was that sir? "It was Bollocks!"

Cheers, Dave.
Non Illegitium Carborundum

"You know she won´t live -but then again who does" from Bladerunner.

And when Neo calls Morpheus back into the training fight -no words, just flexing his fingers...

"What we have here is a failure to communicate!" - Cool hand Luke

"If you have something, you have something to trade!" - Radar O'Riley

These are my favorites, Doug

You just gonna stand there and bleed?
Kurt Russel, Tombstone.
Paul B.

"You can pay me when you see me again, Josey Wales". Granny Hawkins; The outlaw Josey Wales.
"Buzzards gotta eat too". Josey Wales.
"Any man here doesn't want to get killed, better head on out the back, now!" Clint Eastwood.

Cheers, Dave.
Non Illegitium Carborundum.

"Any day above ground is a good day"
Ya know, some people didn't wake up this morning. Yep,
just pushing up on the clouds and down on the grass!

unknown,
Frank

Smile and be happy and the world will smile with you,

Sherriff John.

Frank

I'm Brian and so's my wife!

Cheers, Dave.

"Put that in your book!" - Dances with Wolves

HERE'S JOHNNY!! jack nicholson in the shineing after he chops thru the door with an ax......

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

Clark Gable in "Gone with the Wind"

Shop smart, shop S-Mart!
Army of Darkness

"I've never seen the seen the dark side of the moon, either, Counselor, but I know it's there!"

-Detective Lenny Brisco, Law & Order

"marvelous" with a sneer...

-Clint Eastwood