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Re: What are your "CLASSIC" replies from Movies???
10 December 2004, 11:35
uplanderRe: What are your "CLASSIC" replies from Movies???
"I hate that bitch".
"Probably shouldn't have married her then".
----The Abyss
22 November 2004, 23:03
darwinmauser"Revenge is a dish best eaten cold" Lee Van cleef can't remember the name of the move but I think it's a western
23 November 2004, 06:04
maxman"Excuse me while I whip this out" - Blazing Saddles
23 November 2004, 07:11
hornetguy...when I try something and don't quite get it right, I remember the old Indian.. "grandfather" in Little Big Man, after he went up on the mountain to die, but then couldn't make himself die....
"Sometimes the magic works, sometimes it doesn't"
..... and also from the same movie, same character... "there's a never-ending supply of white men, but there's always been a limited number of human beings"
23 November 2004, 09:54
hornetguyalso one of my favorites when someone does something stupid is from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.... the old man they worked for in Bolivia, as they were trying to figure out where the bandits would attack them, looks at them and says .... "Morons.... I have morons on my team... no one's going to rob us going DOWN the mountain... we have no MONEY going DOWN the mountain..." I usually just use the first part.... I have morons on my team....
24 November 2004, 10:17
maxman"I'm surrounded by assholes" - Dark Helmet in Spaceballs
25 November 2004, 00:36
Magnar" I gave him an offer he couldn't refuse"
The Godfather.
25 November 2004, 06:07
CollinsI love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
Robert Duvall
The Horror, the Horror.
Marlon
Both from Apocalypse Now
25 November 2004, 11:05
Papershredder"I'll be your huckleberry" Val Kilmer in Tombstone
"Say hello to my little friend" Al Pacino in Scarface
"Go ahead and pull that smokewagon;see what happens"Kurt Russell in Tombstone
"I'll come back and kill you,your wife,your dog,and all your friends." Clint Eastwood in The Unforgiven
All the best quotes come just before or just after a good gunfight!!
29 November 2004, 13:23
Critter_KillerYou are one ugly mutha f**ker. (predator movies) And the "we're in a tight spot" from O' bother were art thou movie that was funny.
28 November 2004, 14:03
Greg KQuote:
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
Robert Duvall
from Apocalypse Now
It smells like victory
28 November 2004, 20:52
derfOh lordy, you got to love that little purple haired girl, even if she is a flipping Ford lover!
derf
29 November 2004, 10:00
Bill Mc"That's not my dog" (with accent) from one of the Pink Panther movies.
29 November 2004, 06:11
CollinsQuote:
Oh lordy, you got to love that little purple haired girl, even if she is a flipping Ford lover! derf
NOT FOR LONG!!
photoshop in hand...
01 December 2004, 08:42
DrScott"You boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"
"Endeavor to persevere."
01 December 2004, 13:56
DrScott"Your the fattest thing I've ever seen - and I've been on safari"...Montgomery C. Burns
01 December 2004, 14:53
raamwYou don't want to get in a fight with a bunch of Pigs, your going to get dirty and the pigs are gonna like it!
01 December 2004, 16:05
OldFartFrom They call me Trinity:
Brother 1 "What was that all about"
After a bar room brawl Brother 2 "They call our mama a old whore"
Brother 1 "But its true"
Brother 2 "She ain't old"
01 December 2004, 23:11
AkHunter"And that's all I have to say about that..."
Forrest Gump
"Get busy livin', Or get busy dying."
The Shawshank Redemption
"Hey Baby! ever had your a$$hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!!!!
Jay and Silent Bob (sorry, it was hillarious though)
01 December 2004, 23:39
Avatar" Mighty fine fricassee ma'am "....Clint Eastwood
" ..this stuff'll make you into a GODDAMN SEXUAL TYRANOSAURUS.... just like me.".....Predator
" What we have here, my little yellow sister, is a prime example of Alabama black snake!"....Full Metal Jacket
" Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by an 'orrible cunt... me."....Snatch
03 December 2004, 07:50
CKFrom the movie Wyatt Earp - Doc Holliday: What is wrong with me? What have you got? I am dying of tuberculosis. I sleep with the nastiest whore in Kansas. Everyone who knows me hates me, and every morning I wake up surprised that I have to spend another day in this piss-hole world! AND my all time favorite from the same movie -Doc Holliday: All you can kiss my rebel dick!
03 December 2004, 13:09
Papershredder"The price is wrong...BITCH!!"from Happy Gilmore.
04 December 2004, 01:59
fireman23"Oh boys....look what we have here"-Gene Wilder
"Where are the white women at?"-Clevon Little
"Ok folks, I know you all are wondering what you're doing in the middle of the desert in the middle of the night" (everyone from Rock Ridge replies) "you bet your ass"
both from Blazzing Saddles.
"You cowardly son of a b***, you just shot an unarmed man"-Little Bill Daggett
"Well he should've armed himself. Leastways after he decorates his saloon with my fried" William Muny from the movie Unforgiven.
04 December 2004, 13:31
CKFast is fine, but accuracy is everything.......................Wyatt Earp
06 December 2004, 22:03
baboonbreederFrom Shrek...
"....stay with me Shrek, stay with me...and if you see a long tunnel...STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!"
07 December 2004, 04:03
boha"I crap bigger than you.."
Jack Palance in City cowboys or whatever, that movie with Billy Crystal and a calf..
08 December 2004, 16:08
leadfootI don't have it correct but
"I used to think you were a cold mean bastard, but you're really quite emotional.......aren't you." Lee Marvin..Dirty Dozen
"How do you write women so well?"
"First I think of a man and then remove all reason and accounability." Jack Nicholson
Leadfoot
08 December 2004, 16:25
Tony"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual." John Winger: Stripes
09 December 2004, 07:06
Barak"Gee, I'm sorry your Mom blew up, Ricky..." --John Cusack
"Man! It's a damn shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that!" --one lineman to another
"Go
that way. Really fast. If something gets in your way...turn!" --skiing instructions from Booger
Better Off Dead
------
"I came here to do two things: chew bubble gum and kick ass. [ka-SHUCK; tinka tinka] And I'm aaaall outa bubble gum." --Roddy Piper with a pump shotgun
They Live
(Not exact: but that's the way it
should have been.)
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"Sheep are very dim. Once they get an idear into their 'eads, there's noooo shiftin' it." --Graham Chapman
--Monty Python, "Flying Sheep" sketch
------
"Tell me..."
"Yes, sir?"
"Have you in
fact...got any cheese here at all?"
"Yes, sir!"
"Really?"
[pause]
"No; not really, sir."
"You haven't."
"No, sir, not a scrap; I was deliberately wasting your time, sir."
"Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you."
"Right-o, sir."
[blam] [flump]
"What a senseless waste of human life."
John Cleese and Michael Palin of Monty Python, the "Cheese Shop" sketch
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"I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it in the head!" --pepperpot
Eric Idle of Monty Python, "The North Minehead Bye-Election"
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"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you." --Chuck Norris
One of his interchangeable movies
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"Oh, it's twoo, it's twoo!" --Madeleine Kahn
--
"Drop yer guns or the nigger gits it!"
"Do what he say! Do what he say!" --Cleavon Little
Blazing Saddles
------
"Vould you like to fight for dat last piece of fish?"
"You think you got a chance?"
"I tink I can say vit complete confidence, none whatsoever. But I'm still hungry."
"Help yourself." --Gene Wilder and Harrison Ford
--
"Guns? You gonna shoot
guns at me?" --Gene Wilder
--
"Dat vay? Vell, of
course I know it's
dat vay. But first I have to go 'round dis big
log here! You mustn't turn a horse so
kvick, you know; dat's how
accidents happen!" -- Gene Wilder
The Frisco Kid
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"Hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound...of
inevitability." --Agent Smith
The Matrix
------
"Give me the gate key."
"I...have no gate key."
"Fezzik, tear his arms off."
"Oh, you mean
this gate key." --Montoya and the captain of the palace guard
The Princess Bride
09 December 2004, 07:42
JiriI am a machine.
Arnie, Terminator 3.
Very good when makeing love ;-)
09 December 2004, 11:30
PuncherAnother classic John Wayne reply from "True Grit":
"You get crossways o' me an' you'll think a thousand o' brick had fell on ya'"
09 December 2004, 12:49
JiriResistance is futile - Borgs, Star Trek
When talking to nice girl on the bar ;-)
Jiri
09 December 2004, 16:58
BretNAdams In reference to the boss at times
12 December 2004, 03:17
Collins"It's in the hole!" (Carl, ex assistant greens-keeper, now masters champion at Agusta)
"Do you do drugs Danny?"
"Every day"
"Good"
(Tie Webb and Danny Noonan)
"RATFARTS!!!"
(the Bishop (This is my explitive of choice))
All from Caddyshack...
13 August 2005, 13:04
Sambar 9.3G'day All, All the above are great, but my all time favourite is Blackadder, Capt Blackadder explaining to Baldrick how the war started: "But you see Baldrick, there was one tiny flaw in their plan". What was that sir? "It was Bollocks!"
Cheers, Dave.
Non Illegitium Carborundum
Cheers, Dave.
Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
13 August 2005, 14:03
cewe"You know she won´t live -but then again who does" from Bladerunner.
And when Neo calls Morpheus back into the training fight -no words, just flexing his fingers...
13 August 2005, 19:50
drm-hp"What we have here is a failure to communicate!" - Cool hand Luke
"If you have something, you have something to trade!" - Radar O'Riley
These are my favorites, Doug
13 August 2005, 23:14
Paul BYou just gonna stand there and bleed?
Kurt Russel, Tombstone.
Paul B.
14 August 2005, 06:15
Sambar 9.3"You can pay me when you see me again, Josey Wales". Granny Hawkins; The outlaw Josey Wales.
"Buzzards gotta eat too". Josey Wales.
"Any man here doesn't want to get killed, better head on out the back, now!" Clint Eastwood.
Cheers, Dave.
Non Illegitium Carborundum.
Cheers, Dave.
Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
15 August 2005, 04:34
Frank Martinez"Any day above ground is a good day"
Ya know, some people didn't wake up this morning. Yep,
just pushing up on the clouds and down on the grass!
unknown,
Frank
15 August 2005, 04:35
Frank MartinezSmile and be happy and the world will smile with you,
Sherriff John.
Frank
15 August 2005, 06:30
Sambar 9.3I'm Brian and so's my wife!
Cheers, Dave.
Cheers, Dave.
Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
"Put that in your book!" - Dances with Wolves
"There are worse memorials to a life well-lived than a pair of elephant tusks." Robert Ruark
15 August 2005, 21:17
tasco 74HERE'S JOHNNY!! jack nicholson in the shineing after he chops thru the door with an ax......
15 August 2005, 23:22
aktoklat"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!
Clark Gable in "Gone with the Wind"
Focus on the leading edge!
18 August 2005, 03:54
MarkShop smart, shop S-Mart!
Army of Darkness
for every hour in front of the computer you should have 3 hours outside
18 August 2005, 18:08
3584ELK"I've never seen the seen the dark side of the moon, either, Counselor, but I know it's there!"
-Detective Lenny Brisco, Law & Order
Merkel 140A- .470NE
Beretta Vittoria- 12 Ga.
J.P. Sauer & Sohn Type B- 9.3x64mm
ArmaLite AR-10A4- 7.62x51mm
Franchi Highlander- 12 Ga.
Marlin 1894 CB Limited- .41 Magnum
Remington 722- .244 Rem.
and many, many more.
An honest man learns to keep his horse saddled.
18 August 2005, 18:09
3584ELK"marvelous" with a sneer...
-Clint Eastwood
Merkel 140A- .470NE
Beretta Vittoria- 12 Ga.
J.P. Sauer & Sohn Type B- 9.3x64mm
ArmaLite AR-10A4- 7.62x51mm
Franchi Highlander- 12 Ga.
Marlin 1894 CB Limited- .41 Magnum
Remington 722- .244 Rem.
and many, many more.
An honest man learns to keep his horse saddled.