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It was around by the derelict casino that we came across Billy Boy and his four droogs. They were getting ready to perform a little of the old in-out, in-out on a weepy young devotchka they had there. Ho Ho Ho if it isn't fat stinking Billy Goat Billy Boy in poison. How are thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil. Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles you unic jelly thou. The Durango 95 purred away real horrorshow. A nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts. Soon it was trees and dark, my brothers with real country dark. We fillied around for a while with other travelers of the night, playing hogs of the road. Then we headed west. What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashing of the Ultra-Violent. Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; That this foul deed shall smell above the earth With carrion men, groaning for burial. | |||
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Some good movie quotes: "Your going to need a bigger boat" from JAWS. "She Turned me into a newt." Every one looks "I got better." -Monty Pyton and the Holy Grail. "Good, Bad, Im the one with the gun" Ash in Army Of Darkness. Well anyting Ash says in that movie is good, but that was the best. Anouther good Holy Grail quote "Vhat is your favorite Color?" "Blue NO! Yeeeelllllooooowwww" | |||
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Sounds verrrry familiar. Clockwork Orange? Baboon, our tastes in music and theater seem to be similar. But back to the original question: one of my favs: "I've got it, I've got it!" This just before the wee animal kid's boomerang in Road Warrior cleanly removes the Humungous' flunky's fingers. Funny stuff, especially maybe if you're a little...off. Like me!  ______________________ Hunting: I'd kill to participate. | |||
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The few friends that I have would run in fear if they thought that there was someone who shared my tastes. Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; That this foul deed shall smell above the earth With carrion men, groaning for burial. | |||
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Negative Ghost Rider the pattern is full - Top Gun Skin that smoke wagon - Toomstone + 150 Posts - Lost password in last switchover | |||
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Nobody hands me my gun and tells me to ride on,... Nobody! - Rick (James Coburn), The Magnificent Seven. Cheers, Dave. Non Illegitium Carborundum Cheers, Dave. Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam. | |||
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'Tis but a scratch! - The Dark Knight (John Cleese), Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Cheers, Dave. Non Illegitium Carborundum Cheers, Dave. Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam. | |||
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"We'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur Monty Python, Search for the Holy Grail It's always embarrassing when you say something witty, and then get smacked by a forklift. | |||
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"All right, I AM the Messiah! Now, fuck off!" Graeme Chapman, Monty Pythons the life of Brian Cheers, Dave. Non Illegitium Carborundum Cheers, Dave. Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam. | |||
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BTT!!!! I just heard a good one in a trailer... "Is THIS how you want to be remembered?" Nick Cage "I don't want to be remembered at all" Lord of War In theaters soon! | |||
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"God already left Africa". Bruce Willis - tears of the sun. Cheers, Dave. Non Illegitium Carborundum Cheers, Dave. Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam. | |||
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How shall we fuck off, oh Lord? From the same movie | |||
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Lee Marvin in "The Professionals" After being called a bastard: Lee says Yes sir, in my case a mistake of nature, but you sir are a self made man. RC Repeal the Hughes Amendment. | |||
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There's been so many good ones from Josie Wales I can't believe this one didn't make it yet. "Dying ain't much of a livin', boy." Measure your manhood not by success, but by significance. | |||
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"you should see the other guy" Steve Buscemi, with a gunshot wound to the throat, in Fargo. | |||
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On the subject of women, two great quotes from movies always make me smile.... The Gods Must Be Crazy Makuti (the native mechanic) is offering advice to Andrew Stanes (the biologist) on how to catch the eye of the new schoolteacher. Andrew asks "How come you know so much about women?" Makuti replies "I have four wives!" Andrew asks "If you have four wives, what are you doing here?" (Here being the middle of the bundu!) Makuti concludes "I know how to marry them ..... but noone knows how to live with them!" True Lies "Women, you can't live with them ..... and you can't kill them!" "White men with their ridiculous civilization lie far from me. No longer need I be a slave to money" (W.D.M Bell) www.cybersafaris.com.au | |||
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"Does it get out tobacco juice?" Outlaw Josie Wells Sei wach! | |||
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From It's a Wonderful Life: Little Violet: [commenting on George] I like him. Little Mary: You like every boy. Little Violet: What's wrong with that? and same movie: Nick: Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer? From Predator: Blain: I ain't got time to bleed. ----- Maj. Dutch Schaeffer: If it bleeds, we can kill it. | |||
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Cahill US Marshall When JWs son refuses to tip his hat to an indian lady. JW knocks his son on his ass and tells the indiam woman,"sorry maam, slight neglegence in his upbringin". You can borrow money, but you can't borrow time. Don't wait, go now. Savannah Safaris Namibia Otjitambi Trails & Safaris DRSS NRA SCI DSC TSRA TMPA | |||
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From The Ghost and the Darkness, Remington (Michael Douglas): "I'm a very considerate man, my mother taught me that." Samuel: laughs hysterically Remington: "What? You don't believe I'm considerate?" Samuel: "I don't believe you had a mother." _______________________________________________________ Hunt Report - South Africa 2022 Wade Abadie - Wild Shot Photography Website | Facebook | Instagram | |||
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" Is that something hard in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" May West to James Stewart, a long time ago. | |||
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John Wayne .." Windage and elevation Mrs. Langdon, windage and elevation... Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon, windage and elevation... | |||
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the Warroom!" - Dr. Strangelove or How learned to Live With the Bomb. "I ask, sir, what is the Militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave them" - George Mason, co-author of the Second Amendment during the Virginia convention to ratify the Constitution | |||
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"ever skin a grizz pilgrim?"- Jeremiah Johnson when meeting that old man. | |||
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"ever skin a grizz pilgrim?"- Jeremiah Johnson when meeting that old man. Skin that'un pilgrim. I'll go get you another!  | |||
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I think that the recipient of the Mae West line was Gary Grant, not Jimmy Stewart. Kudude | |||
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Right you are! The kid's about ready to die from a gutshot wound. "How you feelin' boy?" asks Josie. "As pert as a ruttin' buck, Josie" Ol' granny's sitting there smokin' on a corn-cob pipe at the Mercentile. She get's asked some sort of questions and replies: "All that fancy talk don't mean doodly-quat" MM | |||
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" You forgot your fortune cookie...it reads...your shit out of luck." Clint Eastwood, one of the Dirty Harry movies. "The Simple, Easy Number to call in an Emergency: 0118 999 881 999 119 725......3" The IT Crowd "I'm sick of the motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!!" Samuel Jackson, the only good part of Snakes On A Plane Got more but can't remember right now.. | |||
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"You killed some of my men at 800 yards." "Closer to a 1000." From the movie 'Valdez is Coming' with Burt Lancaster. | |||
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"So the men in the West appreciate a spirited woman almost as much as a spirited horse?" - Miss Goodnight "That's right mam, almost as much, not quite but almost." - Rooster Cogburn | |||
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In the movie Cocktail: "Proctologist's dream: wall to wall assholes." In Harlem Nights: Wife says, "Why'd you leave this orange juice in the fridge with only a swalla' left in the container? That's just dumb. I get my mouth all ready for some orange juice & there ain't nothin' but a swalla' left." Husband responds, "Bitch, why don't you swalla' it & shut the fu** up?" In Two if by Sea: Dennis Leary plays the part of an art robber who is instructed by his boss to meet the buyer in a deserted building on a remote island. Leary's character asks, "Boss, how will I know if it's the right guy?" His boss replies, "If the wrong guy shows up with a million dollars, sell him the fu**in' painting." Too much is just right! | |||
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You shoot women and children. How do you shoot women and children? Easy... you just don't lead 'em as much. - Full metal jacket If they run, they're viet cong. If they don't run, they're well disciplined viet cong. - Full metal jacket | |||
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Little Big Man: "Some days the sun don't shine and the sky ain't blue" or something close to that, been a lot of years and more than a few of those days. Harry "Some days the sun doesn't shine and the sky ain't blue" that is what the second barrel is for DRSS http://www.twinxblades.com/ | |||
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Dirty Steve in "Young Guns" while high on Payoti (sp?) "Did you see the size of that chicken?" Jimno Liberals make me puke. | |||
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From "Oh Brother where are thou": Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died o' shame Then of course there is my signature from Strother Martin's charicter in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid: An old man sleeps with his conscience, a young man sleeps with his dreams. | |||
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"I have came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.............. and I'm all out of bubblegum" They Live 1988 Get'm Piper! HA!  Terry -------------------------------------------- Well, other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? | |||
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From the Governator in some silly western. Winsome filly: "What's your name cowboy?" Arnold: "Handsome stranger. I'm named after my fadder." Sei wach! | |||
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These are all from MY favorite Movie of all time..Jeremiah Johnson ! "You cook good rabbit pilgrim." "...."the Rocky Mountains are the marrow of the world" "Watch your top notch" "Watch Yur'n." ..."Some say he's dead,some say he never will be"  "That's not a knife..THIS is a KNIFE" ! | |||
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Now from my 2nd favorite movie "Predator"! During a fierce battle scene,Jesse Ventura runs up to one of his comrades(totin a MiniGatlinGun)and he looks at Jesse and says "Your Bleedn"! and Jessie replies "I ain't got time to Bleed"!...Then comrade says "you got time to duck" and commence to fire his grenade launcher at the bad guys up above them on a hill!.....Or,how about when the 2 black guys were creepn along and Apollo was making alot of noise and the other black guy looks back and tells him "I'll Bleed Ya"! (or something like that)  ...or of course,the King of one liners,Arnold hums a Huge Bowie at a bad guy,piercing him through his chest,pinning him to the wall and says(drum roll please) "Stick Around"  "That's not a knife..THIS is a KNIFE" ! | |||
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"just another day in Paradise... Another friggin' day in Paradise. Another friggin' day in Paradise...lost.". OR... "I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman. But, I have woke up with one or two...". Me | |||
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I can't load enough ammo in an hour for me to shoot for 3 hours.  Even my spell checker wants to replace Obama, it just doesn't have any suggestions. jerry.baldwin06@comcast.net | |||
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One of my favorite John Wayne quotes is from True Grit. When the Duke and Glen Campbell are crossing the river on the ferry and Kim Darby swims her horse across the Duke says, "By God, she reminds me of me!" Jim NRA Life Member | |||
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They said you was hung. I is..Blazing Saddles | |||
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What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? R.Lee Ermy from Full Metal Jacket No matter where you go, there you are. Buckaroo Banzai Get off my lawn. Clint Eastwood, with Garand, in Grand Torino. | |||
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"When I want your opinion, I will give it to you." Master Chief Urgayle, G.I.Jane - Lars/Finland A.k.a. Bwana One-Shot | |||
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" damn son, your about as usefull as a cock flavoured lolipop " Patches o'houlihan- Dodgeball The Archer seeks the mark upon the path of the infinite, The Prophet Kahlil Gibram | |||
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"Ghack ,gulp,slobber, spurt,slurp, gulp" Linda Lovelace "Deep Throat" | |||
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"Sir!... Sir!... Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady." - The Quiet Man AND --- From Big Trouble in Little China Gracie: I'd go with you but... Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face. . | |||
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Bienstock!!!! Some like it hot For a while it was used in my family when something bad happened. If you recall that's what sweet Sue yells when Sugar drops her flask. | |||
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From Raiders of the Lost Ark "It ain't the years. It's the mileage" Jim NRA Life Member | |||
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